Holy Smokes! Elizabeth Kucinich!

Vinatieri for Prez · 04-27-2007, 02:16 AM

Whatever you think of Dennis Kucinich, you got to give the guy props on this one. No, that's not his daughter he's standing with. That's his new wife.

I'm seriously considering voting for the guy so we can get 4 years of the other half.

http://kucinich.us/files/images/IMG_1023.preview.JPG

http://www.offrampbums.com/kucinich.jpg

Karlifornia · 04-27-2007, 02:44 AM

Much too skinny for my tastes. I need at least a tiny bit of curveature..I want to know I'm railing a woman, not a 12 year old boy when the lights are off.

Vinatieri for Prez · 04-27-2007, 02:55 AM

Yeah, but relatively speaking, she is head and shoulders (literally) above the other wives -- although Obama's not doing too bad either.

Draft Dodger · 04-27-2007, 07:14 AM

bulletsponge · 04-27-2007, 07:22 AM

meh. the first politician that marries Erica Campbell gets my vote!

NoMyths · 04-27-2007, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Much too skinny for my tastes. I need at least a tiny bit of curveature..I want to know I'm railing a woman, not a 12 year old boy when the lights are off.

Don't make me dig out the "Buh-buh-but she's got sharp knees!" picture.

Warhammer · 04-27-2007, 08:07 AM

She does absolutely nothing for me. Now the 4 years of Campbell platform gets my vote!

Logan · 04-27-2007, 08:19 AM

Wow, talk about a lot of build up for nothing.

Honolulu_Blue · 04-27-2007, 08:31 AM

I am with you Vinateiri. She's hot.

MJ4H · 04-27-2007, 08:56 AM

She is definitely prettier than he is.

RendeR · 04-27-2007, 09:01 AM

She's boring.

Izulde · 04-27-2007, 09:20 AM

She's all right, I guess. I wouldn't say hot, though.

Celeval · 04-27-2007, 09:24 AM

Very pretty.

Wolfpack · 04-27-2007, 09:39 AM

She's okay, but this seems on the order of Lyle Lovett-Julia Roberts in terms of the looks comparison between the two.

TheOhioStateUniversity · 04-27-2007, 09:46 AM

thats what you call hot........?

Desnudo · 04-27-2007, 09:56 AM

There's something asexual about her...

JeeberD · 04-27-2007, 10:11 AM

I like her in the first pic, the second not as much. Needs a bit more meat on her, though...

Young Drachma · 04-27-2007, 10:14 AM

I think compared to what he looks like, she's pretty darn good looking.

lighthousekeeper · 04-27-2007, 10:17 AM

I never thought text-sim dorks would be so selective. Most of you would probably be lucky to get a girl like that.

Young Drachma · 04-27-2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

I never thought text-sim dorks would be so selective. Most of you would probably be lucky to get a girl like that.

hehe.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-27-2007, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

She is definitely prettier than he is.

I think that you are on to something... Next to him, she looks pretty good. Put her arm around some male model and she's look ok, but not nearly as good.

Next time you see me, I'm going to have my arm around Dennis Kucinich!

Swaggs · 04-27-2007, 10:49 AM

I think Dennis Kucinich is proof that there are elves living among us.

Butter · 04-27-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

I think compared to what he looks like, she's pretty darn good looking.

Correct answer, you can shut down the thread now.

Desnudo · 04-27-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

I never thought text-sim dorks would be so selective. Most of you would probably be lucky to get a girl like that.

You're right, you should see the howler lighthousekeeper is married to

Easy Mac · 04-27-2007, 11:20 AM

She'd a dog that needs to be put down.

I'm all about John Edwards daughter though... I could get behind Cate

Lathum · 04-27-2007, 11:32 AM

Is she a WNBA player?

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-27-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

She'd a dog that needs to be put down.

I'm all about John Edwards daughter though... I could get behind Cate

I knew she looked familiar!

stevew · 04-27-2007, 11:34 AM

I'd hit it, but I don't think she merits the "Holy Smokes!"

stevew · 04-27-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Is she a WNBA player?

Nah, she likes guys.

Lathum · 04-27-2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Nah, she likes midgets.

fixed that for you

Honolulu_Blue · 04-27-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I'd hit it, but I don't think she merits the "Holy Smokes!"

I think the "Holy Smokes!" comes from the fact that she is Dennis Kucinich's daughter. If she were anyone else, she's still very attractive, not "Holy Smokes!" attractive, but attractive nonetheless.

Logan · 04-27-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

If she were anyone else, she's still very attractive

I disagree. Maybe it's a redhead thing, or a huge forehead thing.

JeeberD · 04-27-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I think the "Holy Smokes!" comes from the fact that she is Dennis Kucinich's daughter. If she were anyone else, she's still very attractive, not "Holy Smokes!" attractive, but attractive nonetheless.

Read that first post again, HB...

Honolulu_Blue · 04-27-2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Read that first post again, HB...

Sweet JeeberusD!

Autumn · 04-27-2007, 12:02 PM

Chicks dig it when you talk about peace and stuff, obviously. This guy's on to something!

Political wives definitely do not tend in this direction. You'd think one of these sleazy guys would have gone the "marry some eye candy" route already just to attract bored voters.

Julio Riddols · 04-27-2007, 12:24 PM

If I were going to marry eye candy, I would go for a blow pop or a ho-ho, but not a twizzler.

She looks vacant in the eyes to me.

Like a bizarro world Paltrow or something.

I would be lucky? To have a girl like this?

-Mojo Jojo- · 04-27-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Political wives definitely do not tend in this direction. You'd think one of these sleazy guys would have gone the "marry some eye candy" route already just to attract bored voters.

Illinois senate candidate Jack Ryan (Obama's 2004 opponent) tried that. It didn't work out so well for him...

Vinatieri for Prez · 04-27-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

I think compared to what he looks like, she's pretty darn good looking.

This was my point. I never said she was "hot." It was more like take a second to imagine what Kucinich's wife would look like beforehand, and then looking at the picture -- and my natural reaction was "holy smokes." It was more the contrast than anything, especially that second picture. And again, as far as the wives of current presidential hopefuls, she is certainly at or near the top. I also think general population wise that she could be categorized as a "very attractive woman."

Vinatieri for Prez · 04-27-2007, 12:33 PM

By the way, I don't know what their precise ages are now, but in an October 2005 article, it was stated that she was 27 and he was 58. And she's English.

Butter · 04-27-2007, 12:40 PM

Yes, she's very British. That accent ups the hotness factor a bit. But then marrying that guy cuts it by more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTpoo0uqGbc

Celeval · 04-27-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

She looks vacant in the eyes to me.

She has a masters, and works at a think-tank around monetary reform. I get the impression she's not the standard trophy bride.

Young Drachma · 04-27-2007, 01:24 PM

Wow. That's pretty quick turnaround. But I don't think someone marries a guy like that without some sort of idea that she knows what she's getting into.

And Kucinich isn't rich, so...I'm sure that she must like the guy. Not the first time that's happened.

rkmsuf · 04-27-2007, 01:25 PM

She is disqualified from being hot by banging him.

Young Drachma · 04-27-2007, 01:26 PM

In that particular interview, she sounds pretty young and precocious.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-27-2007, 01:27 PM

I'd never heard of this guy, so all I can say is that he looks old and she doesn't. Nice catch on his part.

rkmsuf · 04-27-2007, 01:28 PM

Jimmy Fallon did an impression of him on SNL I believe.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-27-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Jimmy Fallon did an impression of him on SNL I believe.

Jimmy Fallon? They still make that?

rkmsuf · 04-27-2007, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Jimmy Fallon? They still make that?

that would be Jimmy Dean

Pumpy Tudors · 04-27-2007, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

that would be Jimmy Dean

Jimmy Dean in a box?

Critch · 04-27-2007, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

She is disqualified from being hot by banging him.

The Nikki Cox/Bobcat Effect.

edit - or Affect. Whichever.

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Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	Yeah, but relatively speaking, she is head and shoulders (literally) above the other wives -- although Obama's not doing too bad either.

04-27-2007, 07:22 AM	#5
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	meh. the first politician that marries Erica Campbell gets my vote!

04-27-2007, 08:07 AM	#7
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	She does absolutely nothing for me. Now the 4 years of Campbell platform gets my vote!

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Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Wow, talk about a lot of build up for nothing.

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	She is definitely prettier than he is.

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Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Very pretty.

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Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	She's okay, but this seems on the order of Lyle Lovett-Julia Roberts in terms of the looks comparison between the two.

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Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	There's something asexual about her...

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I'd hit it, but I don't think she merits the "Holy Smokes!"

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Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Chicks dig it when you talk about peace and stuff, obviously. This guy's on to something! Political wives definitely do not tend in this direction. You'd think one of these sleazy guys would have gone the "marry some eye candy" route already just to attract bored voters.

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Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	By the way, I don't know what their precise ages are now, but in an October 2005 article, it was stated that she was 27 and he was 58. And she's English.

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Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Wow. That's pretty quick turnaround. But I don't think someone marries a guy like that without some sort of idea that she knows what she's getting into. And Kucinich isn't rich, so...I'm sure that she must like the guy. Not the first time that's happened. __________________ Current dynasty: Playtesting chaos (Viperball 26) \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github Last edited by Young Drachma : 04-27-2007 at 01:25 PM.

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Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	In that particular interview, she sounds pretty young and precocious.

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