Haircut Day is Not the Best Day

Coffee Warlord · 08-18-2007, 12:17 PM

It was haircut day. My hair, not requiring much in the way of skill or finesse, is taken care of by the folks at Sport Clips, primarily due to the fact that it's a minute away. My instructions are basically as such "like you see, except shorter". Basically, the sides get clippers, the top is scissored. Usually they store this info in their computer, but they got a new system, and so everything's gone.

No familiar faces working today, so I get New Girl. Bad omen.

New Girl proceeded to get batshit insane with the clippers, go WAY too high on the sides, and, long story short, thanks to that fuckup my hair is essentially buzzed.

Grr.

bulletsponge · 08-18-2007, 12:21 PM

did she at least have nice hooters that she stuck in your face while cutting your bangs?

BYU 14 · 08-18-2007, 12:22 PM

At least we know what you look like now, gotta stick with Supercuts Bro

MizzouRah · 08-18-2007, 01:02 PM

Sports clips is terrible, I'll never go back there. It's Custom Cuts for me.

I mean, how hard is a 1-4?

hoopsguy · 08-18-2007, 01:12 PM

Did you get the hot towel treatment? The back and neck massage?

MJ4H · 08-18-2007, 01:40 PM

sport clips owns. anyplace that has a computer entry for how i want my hair done, i sit down and they look at the printout and cut my hair without me having to explain anything, im THRILLED WITH.

Coffee Warlord · 08-18-2007, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Did you get the hot towel treatment? The back and neck massage?

Nope, just a screwed up haircut.

Lorena · 08-18-2007, 02:06 PM

Did you leave a tip

Philliesfan980 · 08-18-2007, 02:56 PM

You guys need to start going to barbershops. There are WAY too many disgruntled/unqualified workers in those "supercuts, hair cuttery,etc" type places to risk getting your hair cut by anyone there.

DanGarion · 08-18-2007, 03:34 PM

Who the hell goes to boutique haircut places. Be a real man and go to a real barber.

sterlingice · 08-18-2007, 04:03 PM

Damn straight

SI

miami_fan · 08-18-2007, 04:07 PM

Shaving cream and a razor baby, shaving cream and a razor!

Poli · 08-18-2007, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

It was haircut day. My hair, not requiring much in the way of skill or finesse, is taken care of by the folks at Sport Clips, primarily due to the fact that it's a minute away. My instructions are basically as such "like you see, except shorter". Basically, the sides get clippers, the top is scissored. Usually they store this info in their computer, but they got a new system, and so everything's gone.

No familiar faces working today, so I get New Girl. Bad omen.

New Girl proceeded to get batshit insane with the clippers, go WAY too high on the sides, and, long story short, thanks to that fuckup my hair is essentially buzzed.

Grr.

Sweet. My evil plan worked.

Poli · 08-18-2007, 06:32 PM

I haven't had a haircut in 5 and a half months. I love life.

Izulde · 08-19-2007, 05:45 PM

I go to my barber.

He rules.

Richard Weed · 08-19-2007, 08:28 PM

This is why I cut my own hair.

Karlifornia · 08-19-2007, 08:33 PM

One year Dad decided he was going to save money on haircuts, so he bought an electric haircutter kit. At first everything went fine, but then he gave us haircuts. They were horrible. Then everything seemed to be going fine for a while, but then he gave us haircuts again. So I guess, mostly, it was a good idea.

path12 · 08-19-2007, 11:05 PM

I finally buzzed it to the scalp for the first time a couple weeks back. Wish I'd done it five years ago.

08-18-2007, 01:02 PM	#4
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Sports clips is terrible, I'll never go back there. It's Custom Cuts for me. I mean, how hard is a 1-4? Last edited by MizzouRah : 08-18-2007 at 01:03 PM.

08-18-2007, 02:06 PM	#8
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Did you leave a tip Last edited by Lorena : 08-18-2007 at 02:07 PM. Reason: rhethorical question rephrased

08-18-2007, 03:34 PM	#10
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	Who the hell goes to boutique haircut places. Be a real man and go to a real barber. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

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08-18-2007, 12:21 PM	#2
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	did she at least have nice hooters that she stuck in your face while cutting your bangs?

08-18-2007, 12:22 PM	#3
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	At least we know what you look like now, gotta stick with Supercuts Bro

08-18-2007, 01:12 PM	#5
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	Did you get the hot towel treatment? The back and neck massage?

08-18-2007, 01:40 PM	#6
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	sport clips owns. anyplace that has a computer entry for how i want my hair done, i sit down and they look at the printout and cut my hair without me having to explain anything, im THRILLED WITH.

08-18-2007, 02:56 PM	#9
Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	You guys need to start going to barbershops. There are WAY too many disgruntled/unqualified workers in those "supercuts, hair cuttery,etc" type places to risk getting your hair cut by anyone there.

08-18-2007, 06:32 PM	#14
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08-19-2007, 05:45 PM	#15
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08-19-2007, 08:33 PM	#17
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	One year Dad decided he was going to save money on haircuts, so he bought an electric haircutter kit. At first everything went fine, but then he gave us haircuts. They were horrible. Then everything seemed to be going fine for a while, but then he gave us haircuts again. So I guess, mostly, it was a good idea. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

08-19-2007, 11:05 PM	#18
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