Strange smell coming from the ditch behind my house

Flasch186 · 08-28-2007, 10:41 PM

I had to yell at my dogs to get them inside and I ended up near the back edge my fenced in yard. I could smell something coming from the heavily forested ditch behind the house. Now Im watching a murder mystery so I am absolutely sure that has something to do with it but tomorrow Im going to go back there and see if I find a body.

I'll keep you updated!!

StarBuck · 08-28-2007, 10:48 PM

Probably a dead animal.

korme · 08-28-2007, 10:49 PM

The Punisher had something to do with this

st.cronin · 08-28-2007, 10:52 PM

I blame Pumpy Tudors.

Flasch186 · 08-28-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

The Punisher had something to do with this

i have an audition this week for a movie about the Bush/Gore ballot debacle....very very very small role to even audition for. Im also getting new headshots made tomorrow. Eh, you never know and Im due for new ones.

korme · 08-28-2007, 11:11 PM

Thats exciting. I can see James Lipton interviewing you now

bbor · 08-28-2007, 11:15 PM

I had taco bell.....sorry

Flasch186 · 08-29-2007, 08:05 AM

I looked and so nothing, no dead animal or person perhaps it was just the awesome Jacksonville air, last night.

Crim · 08-29-2007, 02:39 PM

Dig in it with a toothpick, see if anything green comes out.

Maple Leafs · 08-29-2007, 03:39 PM

Sounds like it could be the Jaguars' passing offence.

SackAttack · 08-29-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

i have an audition this week for a movie about the Bush/Gore ballot debacle....very very very small role to even audition for. Im also getting new headshots made tomorrow. Eh, you never know and Im due for new ones.

Are you playing the role of Ralph Nader or Pat Buchanan?

Bee · 08-29-2007, 04:04 PM

My guess... the smell is the cheese the white man gave Pumpy.

Flasch186 · 08-29-2007, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack

Are you playing the role of Ralph Nader or Pat Buchanan?

neither, im trying out for 1 or 2 lines. Odds stacked against though....as always.

MikeVic · 08-29-2007, 04:10 PM

Are you sure you aren't standing in the ditch and smelling yourself? HAHAHA. That's so funny!

lordscarlet · 08-29-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee

My guess... the smell is the cheese the white man gave Pumpy.

FTW

Pumpy Tudors · 08-29-2007, 04:23 PM

I was out of town when that shit happened.

SackAttack · 08-29-2007, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

neither, im trying out for 1 or 2 lines. Odds stacked against though....as always.

I'm trying to picture what those lines are.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-29-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

I blame Pumpy Tudors.

Do you have stairs in your house?

Karlifornia · 08-29-2007, 07:42 PM

It's taken every ounce of self-restraint I have to not make a "Strange smell coming from the bitch behind my house" thread. I don' think I can stand another boxing!

Flasch186 · 08-29-2007, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack

I'm trying to picture what those lines are.

need help with something sir?

or

Can I invite you to the public bathroom, sir?

korme · 08-29-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

need help with something sir?

or

Can I invite you to the public bathroom, sir?

That seems like it'd be so tough to stand out above others

tarcone · 08-29-2007, 08:53 PM

Goota emphasize words. That will make you stick out.

"Need HELP with something sir?"

"Can I invite YOU to the public bathroom?" Thats a weird line. I have never been invited to a publice bathroom.

Crim · 08-29-2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

Can I invite you to the public bathroom, sir?

Need to determine your character's motivation. Is he from Idaho?

JPhillips · 08-29-2007, 09:42 PM

Just remember that everything sounds better with an English accent. Also, change sir to guv'ner.

st.cronin · 08-29-2007, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Do you have stairs in your house?

No.

Crim · 08-29-2007, 10:59 PM

BUT are you protected?

Logan · 08-29-2007, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

It's taken every ounce of self-restraint I have to not make a "Strange smell coming from the bitch behind my house" thread. I don' think I can stand another boxing!

How fantastic would the change to "heavily forested bitch" have been?

If people started posting pics of potential victims, SD would have a laundry list of people to ban before you.

Flasch186 · 08-30-2007, 03:36 PM

The audition went well, I thought but you never know. at least I didnt flub any lines and got it on the first "take". At least the casting director (Lori Wyman) remembered me from back in the day when I pursued the "industry" with rigor.

dacman · 08-30-2007, 05:14 PM

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

SackAttack · 08-30-2007, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

The audition went well, I thought but you never know. at least I didnt flub any lines and got it on the first "take". At least the casting director (Lori Wyman) remembered me from back in the day when I pursued the "industry" with rigor.

Did you invite her to the public restroom?

Coffee Warlord · 08-30-2007, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack

Did you invite her to the public restroom?

And did you tap your foot if she accepted?

Julio Riddols · 08-30-2007, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

It's taken every ounce of self-restraint I have to not make a "Strange smell coming from the bitch behind my house" thread. I don' think I can stand another boxing!

"Strange Spells Coming From The Witch Behind My House"

korme · 08-30-2007, 10:18 PM

Ask Lori to get you a gig on Dexter, she has done casting calls for that show.

Flasch186 · 08-30-2007, 10:44 PM

unfortunately Im not in a position to ask for anything

08-28-2007, 10:48 PM	#2
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08-28-2007, 10:52 PM	#4
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I blame Pumpy Tudors. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-28-2007, 11:15 PM	#7
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I had taco bell.....sorry __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

08-29-2007, 08:05 AM	#8
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	I looked and so nothing, no dead animal or person perhaps it was just the awesome Jacksonville air, last night. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

08-29-2007, 03:39 PM	#10
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Sounds like it could be the Jaguars' passing offence. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

08-28-2007, 10:49 PM	#3
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	The Punisher had something to do with this

08-28-2007, 11:11 PM	#6
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Thats exciting. I can see James Lipton interviewing you now

08-29-2007, 02:39 PM	#9
Crim College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2003	Dig in it with a toothpick, see if anything green comes out.

08-29-2007, 04:04 PM	#12
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	My guess... the smell is the cheese the white man gave Pumpy.

08-29-2007, 04:10 PM	#14
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Are you sure you aren't standing in the ditch and smelling yourself? HAHAHA. That's so funny!

08-29-2007, 04:23 PM	#16
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I was out of town when that shit happened. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-29-2007, 07:42 PM	#19
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	It's taken every ounce of self-restraint I have to not make a "Strange smell coming from the bitch behind my house" thread. I don' think I can stand another boxing! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

08-29-2007, 08:53 PM	#22
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	Goota emphasize words. That will make you stick out. "Need HELP with something sir?" "Can I invite YOU to the public bathroom?" Thats a weird line. I have never been invited to a publice bathroom.

08-29-2007, 09:42 PM	#24
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	Just remember that everything sounds better with an English accent. Also, change sir to guv'ner. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

08-29-2007, 10:59 PM	#26
Crim College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2003	BUT are you protected?

08-30-2007, 03:36 PM	#28
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	The audition went well, I thought but you never know. at least I didnt flub any lines and got it on the first "take". At least the casting director (Lori Wyman) remembered me from back in the day when I pursued the "industry" with rigor. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

08-30-2007, 05:14 PM	#29
dacman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: speak to the trout	These pretzels are making me thirsty! __________________ No signatures allowed.

08-30-2007, 10:18 PM	#33
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Ask Lori to get you a gig on Dexter, she has done casting calls for that show.

08-30-2007, 10:44 PM	#34
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	unfortunately Im not in a position to ask for anything __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

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