Hey, guys! Guess what insignificant thing I just did!

Pumpy Tudors · 12-06-2007, 02:08 PM

Every morning after I wake up, I grab a pair of jeans to put on and wear to work. After I put them on, I take all the stuff out of the pockets of the previous day's jeans, and I just transfer it over without even looking to see what was there. This leads to me carrying around receipts or Powerball tickets for several days until I pay attention or do laundry.

Another thing that gets moved around is change. I generally have no idea how much money I have in my pockets at any given time. Without going into a longer story, I'll mention that I keep quarters in my right front pocket and all other coins in my left front pocket. Today, I was talking to somebody at work, and I pulled all of the quarters out of my pocket. It turns out that I had $14.75 in quarters weighing me down. I now have the 59 quarters in a bunch of small stacks on my desk.

Somebody else came over to me and asked me how I was doing today. I told him that I felt more mobile because I just took $14.75 worth of quarters out of my pocket. He said, "I'm glad you said 'pocket,' because I was wondering where you were going with that sentence for a minute." As soon as he said that, he turned around and left.

I don't think I'm ever going to see this guy again.

path12 · 12-06-2007, 02:10 PM

That post is worthless without pics.

bbor · 12-06-2007, 02:11 PM

Toothbrush.

rkmsuf · 12-06-2007, 02:11 PM

that could be the worst insignificant story ever

Lorena · 12-06-2007, 02:14 PM

damm, i thought you were gonna say you hit the lotto

Lorena · 12-06-2007, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

Toothbrush.

Butter · 12-06-2007, 02:20 PM

So, you didn't notice 59 quarters in your pocket? Your belt must be heavy-duty.

Dr. Sak · 12-06-2007, 02:22 PM

There must be a lot of room in and around your pockets....

Butter · 12-06-2007, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

There must be a lot of room in and around your pockets....

You win the thread. Congrats!

Eaglesfan27 · 12-06-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

There must be a lot of room in and around your pockets....

Or the area is so jam packed that 59 quarters doesn't seem like much extra.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-06-2007, 02:28 PM

Why, yes, that is a roll of quarters in my pocket.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-06-2007, 02:35 PM

Mustang · 12-06-2007, 02:35 PM

You'll hurt the strippers if you make it rain with quarters.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-06-2007, 02:36 PM

I like to hand the quarters to my wife and challenge her to bounce them off my ass. Unfortunately, her aim isn't so good, and it makes bowling night very uncomfortable sometimes.

spleen1015 · 12-06-2007, 02:58 PM

Why do you have them in stacks of 7?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-06-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Why do you have them in stacks of 7?

One for each night of the week, baby.

bbor · 12-06-2007, 03:08 PM

I think you should fill your pockets and go down to accounting to make an....ahem....deposit.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-06-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

I think you should fill your pockets and go down to accounting to make an....ahem....deposit.

I like the way you think, mister man!

korme · 12-06-2007, 03:38 PM

I thuroughly enjoyed reading that story and making multiple pictures in my brain of you doing every sentence you described. GREAT POST PUMPY TUDORS.

Lorena · 12-06-2007, 03:42 PM

C'mon, all pumpy posts are gr8

Pumpy Tudors · 12-06-2007, 03:58 PM

I think I am being seriously disrespected in here! You people are the most terrible people I've ever dealt with in my life! I demand to see titties NOW!

Crim · 12-06-2007, 06:13 PM

I think Pam and Jim have been secretly putting one quarter per day into Pumpy's pocket.

Lorena · 12-06-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I think I am being seriously disrespected in here! You people are the most terrible people I've ever dealt with in my life! I demand to see titties NOW!

st.cronin · 12-06-2007, 06:24 PM

I admit, it moved.

sterlingice · 12-06-2007, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

damm, i thought you were gonna say you hit the lotto

Me, too

SI

Cringer · 12-06-2007, 07:33 PM

Pumpy, I never really want to go back to team driving, but I would probably do it if you were to be my codriver.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-06-2007, 07:33 PM

What part of "insignificant" do you people not understand?

Well, I guess it's the "in" part...

sterlingice · 12-06-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

What part of "insignificant" do you people not understand?

Well, I guess it's the "in" part...

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

SI

AZSpeechCoach · 12-06-2007, 09:00 PM

Just schedule an appointment with that guy. He'll show up to look at your massive quarters. Just wait and see.

korme · 12-06-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Crim

I think Pam and Jim have been secretly putting one quarter per day into Pumpy's pocket.

But then one day he'd slam his own body into the ground.

ISiddiqui · 12-06-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

Just schedule an appointment with that guy. He'll show up to look at your massive quarters. Just wait and see.

Yep. By now, you have to be an expert in setting up appointments in Office. Ask that woman from before to help out.

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bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Toothbrush. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Why, yes, that is a roll of quarters in my pocket. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	damm, i thought you were gonna say you hit the lotto

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	There must be a lot of room in and around your pockets....

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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	__________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	You'll hurt the strippers if you make it rain with quarters. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

12-06-2007, 02:36 PM	#14
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I like to hand the quarters to my wife and challenge her to bounce them off my ass. Unfortunately, her aim isn't so good, and it makes bowling night very uncomfortable sometimes. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-06-2007, 02:58 PM	#15
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Why do you have them in stacks of 7?

12-06-2007, 03:08 PM	#17
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I think you should fill your pockets and go down to accounting to make an....ahem....deposit. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-06-2007, 03:38 PM	#19
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I thuroughly enjoyed reading that story and making multiple pictures in my brain of you doing every sentence you described. GREAT POST PUMPY TUDORS.

12-06-2007, 03:42 PM	#20
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	C'mon, all pumpy posts are gr8

12-06-2007, 03:58 PM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I think I am being seriously disrespected in here! You people are the most terrible people I've ever dealt with in my life! I demand to see titties NOW! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-06-2007, 06:13 PM	#22
Crim College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2003	I think Pam and Jim have been secretly putting one quarter per day into Pumpy's pocket.

12-06-2007, 06:24 PM	#24
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I admit, it moved. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-06-2007, 07:33 PM	#26
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Pumpy, I never really want to go back to team driving, but I would probably do it if you were to be my codriver. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

12-06-2007, 09:00 PM	#29
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