People that don't boat - STFU

Karlifornia · 01-04-2008, 05:12 PM

If you're going to sit around and say "I'm not going to boat" than in my mind you need to STFU and sit down about all things even tangentially related to boating.

If you won't exercise your constitutional-right to help guide the direction that this boat (or your jetski or your yacht or whatever) will take, then in my mind you have absolutely no deck to swab.

this isn't directed at any one sailor per se, more something that i've heard from several sailor, here on the dock and off the dock.

but really...maybe it's just the way my sails were raised or whatever, but if you're not going to take the time to boat, and boat intelligently, than i don't want to hear you bitching about the swells, or pirates, or colossal squid, or icebergs, or anything like that.

if you don't want to be a functioning, contributing member of society then you lose any ground that you might have on to critique that society.

path12 · 01-04-2008, 05:15 PM

Eh. I'll give it a 6. Now if the question was "if you don't have a moat, stfu", well, then sir, I agree 100%.

timmynausea · 01-04-2008, 05:17 PM

Up y'oars.

Karlifornia · 01-04-2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Eh. I'll give it a 6. Now if the question was "if you don't have a moat, stfu", well, then sir, I agree 100%.

Well I totally left DaddyTorgo's last setence alone. Dock me 2 points right there.

Subby · 01-04-2008, 05:28 PM

What about people that don't fuck goats?

Lorena · 01-04-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by timmynausea

Up y'oars.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Well I totally left DaddyTorgo's last setence alone. Dock me 2 points right there.

RomaGoth · 01-04-2008, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

What about people that don't fuck goats?

Not sure about that one, but I almost threw up during the part of Clerks 2 when the guy was getting it on with a donkey.

And it didn't even show anything.

It was just wrong on so many levels. 'Nuff said.

Passacaglia · 01-04-2008, 05:53 PM

People that don't boat -- RFUS

Raiders Army · 01-04-2008, 08:26 PM

Rock the Boat was a much better campaign.

01-04-2008, 05:15 PM	#2
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	Eh. I'll give it a 6. Now if the question was "if you don't have a moat, stfu", well, then sir, I agree 100%. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

01-04-2008, 05:28 PM	#5
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	What about people that don't fuck goats? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

01-04-2008, 05:53 PM	#8
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	People that don't boat -- RFUS __________________ Pride and Prejudice -- an FOF9 Lions dynasty, starting 1966

01-04-2008, 05:17 PM	#3
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	Up y'oars.

01-04-2008, 08:26 PM	#9
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Rock the Boat was a much better campaign.

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