is it ever acceptable to...

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:14 PM

Edit - Dislaimer: May contain vague descriptions not suitable for people under the age of 18, or whatever age kids do it these days.

is it ever acceptable to walk in on people while they're breaking up. I need ice, but my suitemate is in the middle of dumping his girl in the living room. so i can't get to the ice for my scotch (trying to be classy at midnight). They've been going at it for like 45 minutes now, and i just want a drink.

Draft Dodger · 03-13-2003, 11:16 PM

yeah - go for it.

the break might do them some good.

Swaggs · 03-13-2003, 11:19 PM

I think it is rude to expect more than 15 minutes of courtesy per breakup. Go in, sit down, and flip on the TV.

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:20 PM

They obviously don't want to break up, so yeah, you might as well go in.

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:22 PM

it is my tv and x-box, and i did refill the ice tray, and it is my scotch, and she did almost kiss me when she was drunk.

And she has been crying and saying why for the past 20-30 minutes... you know women.

Marmel · 03-13-2003, 11:22 PM

bring a camcorder

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:24 PM

I've been listening at the door, classy i know. taking a couple shots of Goldschlager to tide me over.

I never drank a lot before i turned 21, i've really made up for lost time.

Draft Dodger · 03-13-2003, 11:30 PM

invite her to have a drink with you

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:31 PM

shes hotter than my girlfriend

"Easy Mac silently prays he cleared his girlfriends IE history so she wont stumble upon the site right now."

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:32 PM

Yeah, definitely take a camcorder.

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
shes hotter than my girlfriend

"Easy Mac silently prays he cleared his girlfriends IE history so she wont stumble upon the site right now."

I worry about things like that sometimes.

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:33 PM

*checks to see how far webcam cord reaches*

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:34 PM

*Views Easy Mac's webcam*

bbor · 03-13-2003, 11:36 PM

Is he a bad breaker upper?

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:38 PM

I think she's obssesive. I hear a lot of crinkling noises, they better not be having sex on my homework or xbox.

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:38 PM

Not the x-box!

Hurry, get that webcam rolling!

Swaggs · 03-13-2003, 11:42 PM

Sounds like you have the potential for some rebound nookie tonight.

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:43 PM

wow, now these are some fun noises.

*making note not to sit on the yellow couch anymore*

Swaggs · 03-13-2003, 11:45 PM

Perhaps it is time to move this thread to the dynasty forum?

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:46 PM

If you know it's the yellow couch, then I take it you're watching?

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:47 PM

We need somebody who is tired of their g/f, then we can make it an interactive dynasty!

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:48 PM

For some reason there is a mirror right outside my part of the apartment... finally came in handy.

and if THEY only knew what has happened on that couch.

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vexroid
We need somebody who is tired of their g/f, then we can make it an interactive dynasty!

i'm weary of mine, does that count? A girl asked me today if i wanted to play soccer with her and some friends, and my girl said i couldn't do it, b/c we had to be somewhere tomorrow.

Girls need to learn that when cute girls ask you to do something, it only makes you look possessive and mean.

edit: damn there are some loud sucking noises.

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:53 PM

This is a great real-time dynasty!

vex · 03-13-2003, 11:54 PM

Dola

So is this make-up sex or breaking up sex?

Easy Mac · 03-13-2003, 11:56 PM

i haven't determined that yet... guess i'll find out if she shows up again. Or I can ask her at church

Draft Dodger · 03-13-2003, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
shes hotter than my girlfriend

"Easy Mac silently prays he cleared his girlfriends IE history so she wont stumble upon the site right now."

there have been interesting threads that I've considered showing my wife.

then I realize what a mistake it would be to give her the link to this site. so, I smarten up and just tell her about the interesting threads in my own words.

bbor · 03-13-2003, 11:59 PM

smell the couch!

Draft Dodger · 03-14-2003, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
i haven't determined that yet... guess i'll find out if she shows up again. Or I can ask her at church

do you think they'd be weirded out to know that the play by play of the break up and the after break up nookie is on the internet?

Easy Mac · 03-14-2003, 12:02 AM

oh well for them, they should have done it in his room, not the living room.

Random thoughts while waiting to get ice:
I need a haircut
I need to pee
I need my girl to listen to give her ideas
i need to be studying
i need to stay away from bbor, and to hold on to my underwear at all costs.

Lathum · 03-14-2003, 12:04 AM

you can use the scotch to disinfect the couch later...

vex · 03-14-2003, 12:05 AM

Walk in like you're totally suprised about everything

Easy Mac · 03-14-2003, 12:06 AM

i dont want to risk bringing this to an end too soon.

Tasan · 03-14-2003, 12:07 AM

Oh heck, now is the perfect time to walk through.

Do-de-do.....I need some i...holy crap dude, my xbox! and the couch! thats never going to come out!

then go get your ice, make your drink, and go back here and report ;- )

AgPete · 03-14-2003, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac

is it ever acceptable to walk in on people while they're breaking up.

No.

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac

shes hotter than my girlfriend
damn there are some loud sucking noises.

Okay, now it's acceptable.

Travis · 03-14-2003, 12:08 AM

I know it's probably too late, but this would be a great time to sneak out real quiet like, get some ice for your drink, drop down in a chair and turn on the TV. When they ask you what the hell you're doing, pretend not to notice them. Just be really eerily calm and don't respond to any of their inquiries.

They'll either leave, or invite you in, either way, you get your ice.

Easy Mac · 03-14-2003, 12:09 AM

shit, i just found german beer in my minifridge, its a great night.

and i probably could have chilled scotch in the time it is taking to get ice... oh well its the ambiance.

and there was just moaning.

vex · 03-14-2003, 12:09 AM

I love this thread.

Easy Mac · 03-14-2003, 12:10 AM

i hear keys rattling, dammit

Travis · 03-14-2003, 12:11 AM

Okay, I reconsider, now it's time for a noise contest. Download some great porn (or uh, IM me, I might be able to help you out there), then just tie it on.

Seriously, outdo them, see how long it takes for them to start listening at your door.

Tasan · 03-14-2003, 12:11 AM

YOU WAITED TOO LATE MAN!!!!

Now you need to show your roomate this thread.....

vex · 03-14-2003, 12:11 AM

LOL, Travis, you're killing me!

Travis · 03-14-2003, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tasan
YOU WAITED TOO LATE MAN!!!!

Now you need to show your roomate this thread.....

He never said keys rattling in a door, could be rattling in something else which would in no way indicate an end to what's happening....

Wow, that may have even scarred my own mind...

Easy Mac · 03-14-2003, 12:12 AM

i hear talking now, damn... more nookie

Tasan · 03-14-2003, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis
Okay, I reconsider, now it's time for a noise contest. Download some great porn (or uh, IM me, I might be able to help you out there), then just tie it on.

Seriously, outdo them, see how long it takes for them to start listening at your door.

What a great, GREAT idea that is! Oh man if they really aren't done, and that was just the keys falling out of his pockets or something, go for it.

vex · 03-14-2003, 12:12 AM

Maybe it was just a novelty...

Travis · 03-14-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vexroid
LOL, Travis, you're killing me!

Is it a sad thing when a thread like this is more up my alley in terms of humor than nearly anything else ever posted here?

Easy Mac · 03-14-2003, 12:13 AM

the sad thing is, i've caught them at my door... turnabout is fair play

Travis · 03-14-2003, 12:14 AM

Dude, seriously, open the door a crack and whisper, "can you guys just keep going for another minute or so? I'm not quite done..."

vex · 03-14-2003, 12:14 AM

You playing the porn?

03-13-2003, 11:16 PM	#2
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	yeah - go for it. the break might do them some good. __________________ Mile High Hockey

03-13-2003, 11:19 PM	#3
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I think it is rude to expect more than 15 minutes of courtesy per breakup. Go in, sit down, and flip on the TV. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

03-13-2003, 11:22 PM	#5
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	it is my tv and x-box, and i did refill the ice tray, and it is my scotch, and she did almost kiss me when she was drunk. And she has been crying and saying why for the past 20-30 minutes... you know women. Last edited by Easy Mac : 03-13-2003 at 11:22 PM.

03-13-2003, 11:22 PM	#6
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	bring a camcorder __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

03-13-2003, 11:30 PM	#8
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	invite her to have a drink with you __________________ Mile High Hockey

03-13-2003, 11:20 PM	#4
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	They obviously don't want to break up, so yeah, you might as well go in.

03-13-2003, 11:24 PM	#7
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I've been listening at the door, classy i know. taking a couple shots of Goldschlager to tide me over. I never drank a lot before i turned 21, i've really made up for lost time.

03-13-2003, 11:31 PM	#9
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	shes hotter than my girlfriend "Easy Mac silently prays he cleared his girlfriends IE history so she wont stumble upon the site right now."

03-13-2003, 11:32 PM	#10
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Yeah, definitely take a camcorder.

03-13-2003, 11:33 PM	#12
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	checks to see how far webcam cord reaches

03-13-2003, 11:34 PM	#13
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Views Easy Mac's webcam

03-13-2003, 11:36 PM	#14
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Is he a bad breaker upper? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

03-13-2003, 11:38 PM	#15
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I think she's obssesive. I hear a lot of crinkling noises, they better not be having sex on my homework or xbox.

03-13-2003, 11:42 PM	#17
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Sounds like you have the potential for some rebound nookie tonight. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

03-13-2003, 11:43 PM	#18
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	wow, now these are some fun noises. making note not to sit on the yellow couch anymore

03-13-2003, 11:45 PM	#19
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Perhaps it is time to move this thread to the dynasty forum? __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

03-13-2003, 11:46 PM	#20
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	If you know it's the yellow couch, then I take it you're watching?

03-13-2003, 11:47 PM	#21
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	We need somebody who is tired of their g/f, then we can make it an interactive dynasty!

03-13-2003, 11:48 PM	#22
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	For some reason there is a mirror right outside my part of the apartment... finally came in handy. and if THEY only knew what has happened on that couch.

03-13-2003, 11:53 PM	#24
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	This is a great real-time dynasty!

03-13-2003, 11:54 PM	#25
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Dola So is this make-up sex or breaking up sex?

03-13-2003, 11:56 PM	#26
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	i haven't determined that yet... guess i'll find out if she shows up again. Or I can ask her at church

03-13-2003, 11:59 PM	#28
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	smell the couch! __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

03-14-2003, 12:02 AM	#30
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	oh well for them, they should have done it in his room, not the living room. Random thoughts while waiting to get ice: I need a haircut I need to pee I need my girl to listen to give her ideas i need to be studying i need to stay away from bbor, and to hold on to my underwear at all costs.

03-14-2003, 12:04 AM	#31
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	you can use the scotch to disinfect the couch later...

03-14-2003, 12:05 AM	#32
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Walk in like you're totally suprised about everything

03-14-2003, 12:06 AM	#33
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	i dont want to risk bringing this to an end too soon.

03-14-2003, 12:07 AM	#34
Tasan College Starter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houston, or there about	Oh heck, now is the perfect time to walk through. Do-de-do.....I need some i...holy crap dude, my xbox! and the couch! thats never going to come out! then go get your ice, make your drink, and go back here and report ;- ) __________________ 2011 Golden Scribes winner for best Interactive Dynasty

03-14-2003, 12:08 AM	#36
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	I know it's probably too late, but this would be a great time to sneak out real quiet like, get some ice for your drink, drop down in a chair and turn on the TV. When they ask you what the hell you're doing, pretend not to notice them. Just be really eerily calm and don't respond to any of their inquiries. They'll either leave, or invite you in, either way, you get your ice. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

03-14-2003, 12:09 AM	#37
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	shit, i just found german beer in my minifridge, its a great night. and i probably could have chilled scotch in the time it is taking to get ice... oh well its the ambiance. and there was just moaning.

03-14-2003, 12:10 AM	#39
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	i hear keys rattling, dammit

03-14-2003, 12:11 AM	#40
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Okay, I reconsider, now it's time for a noise contest. Download some great porn (or uh, IM me, I might be able to help you out there), then just tie it on. Seriously, outdo them, see how long it takes for them to start listening at your door. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

03-14-2003, 12:12 AM	#44
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	i hear talking now, damn... more nookie

03-14-2003, 12:13 AM	#48
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	the sad thing is, i've caught them at my door... turnabout is fair play

03-14-2003, 12:14 AM	#49
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Dude, seriously, open the door a crack and whisper, "can you guys just keep going for another minute or so? I'm not quite done..." __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby