Who could get UN approval for war?

Grid Iron · 03-16-2003, 01:39 PM

With President Bush unable to secure the needed UN votes, who do you think would be most effective to convince the world community to take out Saddam?

Radii · 03-16-2003, 01:43 PM

No question, Sam L Jackson!

Qwikshot · 03-16-2003, 03:50 PM

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules, pointing his gun: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b- b- black....
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald....
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Grid Iron · 03-16-2003, 06:01 PM

A 2003 update to the classic Pulp Fiction scene:

Sam Jackson: What does President Bush look like?

Chirac: What?

Sam Jackson (pointing his gun): Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

Chirac: He's w-w-white . . .

Sam Jackson: Go on.

Chirac: He's short . . .

Sam Jackson: Does he look like a bitch?

Chirac: What?

[Sam Jackson shoots Chirac in the shoulder]

Sam Jackson: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Chirac: NO!

Sam Jackson: Then why you trying to f*ck him like a bitch, Chirac?

Chirac: I didn't!

Sam Jackson: Yes you did. Yes you did, Chirac. You tried to f*ck him. And George Bush don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Bush!

mckerney · 03-16-2003, 10:01 PM

Then (at least in my mind), Samuel Jackson would pull out a lightsaber and say, "Feel the force motherfucker!"

That line better be in episode 3 man, hardly anyone as badass as Samuel L.

mrskippy · 03-16-2003, 11:16 PM

Martin Sheen .... hahahahahahahahahahahahahah... that liberal wouldn't support war if they nuked Hollywood.

Now the best choice would be Bruce "Let Me Join" Willis.

View Poll Results: Who is the best person to get UN approval for war?
Bud Selig	0	0%
Martin Sheen	1	3.23%
Samuel Jackson	19	61.29%
Screw it, just nuke 'em now!	11	35.48%
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03-16-2003, 03:50 PM	#3
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules, pointing his gun: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfcker! Say "what" one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b- b- black.... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald.... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fcked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

03-16-2003, 06:01 PM	#4
Grid Iron Ice Cream Man Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bay Area	A 2003 update to the classic Pulp Fiction scene: Sam Jackson: What does President Bush look like? Chirac: What? Sam Jackson (pointing his gun): Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfcker! Say "what" one more goddamn time! Chirac: He's w-w-white . . . Sam Jackson: Go on. Chirac: He's short . . . Sam Jackson: Does he look like a bitch? Chirac: What? [Sam Jackson shoots Chirac in the shoulder] Sam Jackson: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Chirac: NO! Sam Jackson: Then why you trying to fck him like a bitch, Chirac? Chirac: I didn't! Sam Jackson: Yes you did. Yes you did, Chirac. You tried to fck him. And George Bush don't like to be fcked by anybody, except Mrs. Bush! __________________ Follow the story of the Oregon Ice of the Continental Football League.

03-16-2003, 01:43 PM	#2
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	No question, Sam L Jackson!

03-16-2003, 10:01 PM	#5
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Then (at least in my mind), Samuel Jackson would pull out a lightsaber and say, "Feel the force motherfucker!" That line better be in episode 3 man, hardly anyone as badass as Samuel L.

03-16-2003, 11:16 PM	#6
mrskippy Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: California	Martin Sheen .... hahahahahahahahahahahahahah... that liberal wouldn't support war if they nuked Hollywood. Now the best choice would be Bruce "Let Me Join" Willis.

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