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05-29-2008, 10:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Microsoft Outlook
I started my new job on May 27, and everything is going very well. I'm extraordinarily happy. Strangely, however, my manager had an idea for me on my first day. He signed me up for a training class on Microsoft Outlook. I guess he heard something about me from my last employer.
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05-29-2008, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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That may be wise.
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05-29-2008, 11:50 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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Make sure you use your calendar.
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05-30-2008, 07:55 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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hahahaa, nice.
If an accountant comes up to you and says, "jeans doin' some work", or "titties goin' nuts", you're pretty much done. |
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05-30-2008, 08:02 AM
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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Who are you taking the class through? The company I work for does corporate training and that is one of our most popular classes...
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05-30-2008, 05:31 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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05-30-2008, 06:26 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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If anything goes wrong when using Outlook, just say, "F'ing Vista!!! Did it to me again!!"
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05-30-2008, 07:02 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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At least you don't have to switch to Lotus Notes. They use it at my new job and I can't stand it.
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05-30-2008, 07:24 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Lotus Notes...That's so 1989.
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05-30-2008, 08:50 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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What if the accountant is a guy?
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05-30-2008, 08:57 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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05-30-2008, 10:47 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Washington, DC
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I know PricewaterhouseCoopers is still using Lotus.
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05-31-2008, 10:33 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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My company uses Lotus, but now that we've been sold to another company, we're going to switch to Outlook. Lotus sucks.
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05-31-2008, 06:44 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Speaking of training, my manager signed me up for 10-12 training classes in June. I asked him if he expects to see my face at all next month, and he said, "Oh, I'll be seeing your face..." and then the fucker winked at me.
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05-31-2008, 06:58 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Hahahaha. In bed!
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