Wanna buy a Virgin?

Lathum · 01-15-2009, 03:11 PM

you can for a cool 3.7 million

FOXNews.com - 22-Year-Old Sells Virginity Online -- and Feds Can't Do a Thing to Stop Her - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

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A 22-year-old woman is selling her virginity online — offering her body to bidders nationwide in an auction that reportedly has netted a $3.7 million offer — and the law isn't doing a thing to stop her.

The FBI isn't interested. The U.S. attorney doesn't care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn't breaking any laws.

That's because Natalie Dylan, a made-up name for a real 22-year-old California college grad, is marketing her maidenhead in Nevada, where prostitution is legal.

But some religious legal groups are objecting to the sexual sale, saying they are concerned that its influence may reach beyond the borders of the "Battle Born" bordello state.

"It does seem crazy," said Mathew Staver, director of the Liberty Center for Law and Policy. "The rest of the country has an interest in stopping that kind of activity from spreading from Nevada to their home state."

Staver said because the bidding was being conducted online, federal law could be applied to stop the auction from going through.

"Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that's why I think it's important for federal prosecutors to look into this, so that Nevada does not dictate the morals and moral decency for the rest of the nation," Staver told FOXNews.com.

But federal authorities said there wasn't much they could do about the case, and deflected attention toward local statutes.

"Being that prostitution is legal in the area that she's listing from, and she's over 18 and it's consensual, I would defer it to local police authorities," said David Staretz, a spokesman for the FBI's Las Vegas field office.

The Postal Inspection Service, which monitors the Internet for some illegal transactions, is "currently unaware of any specific fed prohibition against this activity," said spokesman Al Weissman.

The office of the U.S. attorney in Nevada said that it has prosecuted over 200 cases in the last six years involving the solicitation of minors online, but it had never worked on a case like this involving adults.

The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan.

"Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site.

While the commodity's rarity may be debatable, more than 10,000 bidders have come forth to put a price tag on Dylan's purity. And if the Bunny Ranch's owner is to be believed, someone has offered $3.7 million, a price far above rubies.

"One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement. Dylan says she is trying to finance graduate studies for her sister and herself.

Some legal experts say they're well within their rights to make the sale.

"It's a First Amendment issue. You can advertise goods or services that are illegal where they're advertised but legal where their performed," said Marc Randazza, an attorney specializing in first amendment law. "What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is."

Randazza said some prosecutors might be eager to jump on the case, but that this "commercial speech" is protected.

"If this is legal where it's being advertised" — in Nevada — "the government can't say you can't advertise it here," he told FOXNews.com.

MylesKnight · 01-15-2009, 03:15 PM

Hot picture. 3.7 Mil though?

Logan · 01-15-2009, 03:15 PM

A virgin. Sure.

SackAttack · 01-15-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

A virgin. Sure.

Yeah, I don't think I'm buying that one literally or figuratively.

Dr. Sak · 01-15-2009, 03:18 PM

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 03:20 PM

I'm betting the photo is as phony as her name and that only actual bidders are being given the chance to see a real photo. Probably through a secure server webcam style thing.

I hope the big bid is valid and she gets her cash. Regulated prostitution would do a lot more good than bad in the rest of the country.

path12 · 01-15-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

A virgin. Sure.

+3.7 million.

MylesKnight · 01-15-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

I hope the big bid is valid and she gets her cash. Regulated prostitution would do a lot more good than bad in the rest of the country.

"Hear, Hear!"

jeff061 · 01-15-2009, 03:23 PM

3.7m is the going rate for a single ten(for the sake of argument)?

I ought to be able to get 37,000 fives for that. Decisions decisions.

sterlingice · 01-15-2009, 03:25 PM

I guess I'm not all that surprised, but, really, there are a lot better things I could spend $3.7M on.

SI

Mustang · 01-15-2009, 03:26 PM

The equivalent of paying $3.7M for a guy to pitch that has never picked up a baseball.

cuervo72 · 01-15-2009, 03:28 PM

Wasn't there another one of these a while back?

JediKooter · 01-15-2009, 03:30 PM

How much is she asking to drive her hershey highway?

path12 · 01-15-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

How much is she asking to drive her hershey highway?

Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING.

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING.

For about a week. Christ, talk about more money than brains =)

johnnyshaka · 01-15-2009, 03:58 PM

3.7 mil for a rookie...pffft...call me back when she's in her prime and knows how to use her money maker!!

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

3.7 mil for a rookie...pffft...call me back when she's in her prime and knows how to use her money maker!!

Feh, *I* know how to use her from head to toe. She doesn't need to know much of anything. People aren't trying to buy her for her talent, they're buying her because she's brand new and unbroken(in) and having their way with that is a huge high for some. (3.7 million worth it seems)

johnnyshaka · 01-15-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Feh, *I* know how to use her from head to toe. She doesn't need to know much of anything. People aren't trying to buy her for her talent, they're buying her because she's brand new and unbroken(in) and having their way with that is a huge high for some. (3.7 million worth it seems)

Sure, but for 3.7 mil I want to learn something new. Besides, why the hell should I be doing any work after signing that cheque?!?!

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

Sure, but for 3.7 mil I want to learn something new. Besides, why the hell should I be doing any work after signing that cheque?!?!

Because its worth it.

Groundhog · 01-15-2009, 04:08 PM

3.7m for bad sex. Sounds like a bargain.

albionmoonlight · 01-15-2009, 04:08 PM

"This woman is doing something legal that does not affect me in any way. WHY ISN'T THE FED STEPPING IN TO STOP HER?"

Sigh. I wish more people actually believed in small government.

Travis · 01-15-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

3.7 mil for a rookie...pffft...call me back when she's in her prime and knows how to use her money maker!!

I'd say she's literally figured that out pretty well already.

jeff061 · 01-15-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

"This woman is doing something legal that does not affect me in any way. WHY ISN'T THE FED STEPPING IN TO STOP HER?"

Sigh. I wish more people actually believed in small government.

But what about the children?

Pumpy Tudors · 01-15-2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

The equivalent of paying $3.7M for a guy to pitch that has never picked up a baseball.

So the Pittsburgh Pirates should be winning this auction any day now.

Surtt · 01-15-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

"What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is."

I wonder if he is trying to tell us something...

RainMaker · 01-15-2009, 04:25 PM

Always funny to see the religious nuts come running in screaming about someone else's body and business.

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

"This woman is doing something legal that does not affect me in any way. WHY ISN'T THE FED STEPPING IN TO STOP HER?"

Sigh. I wish more people actually believed in small government.

I wish more people simply minded their own business. People ought to leave her alone, let alone whine about someone else stepping in.

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Always funny to see the religious nuts come running in screaming about someone else's body and business.

Damnit don't start agreeing with me NOW

RainMaker · 01-15-2009, 04:30 PM

And people should be praising her for this. This is an amazing business move. She'll make enough to never have to work a day in her life. I bet you half this board would give up their cornhole virginity for 3.7 million.

Galaxy · 01-15-2009, 04:36 PM

I wonder what the cut for the brothel is.

johnnyshaka · 01-15-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

And people should be praising her for this. This is an amazing business move. She'll make enough to never have to work a day in her life. I bet you half this board would give up their cornhole virginity for 3.7 million.

Exactly.

Ok, bidding on RainMaker's cornhole starts at $100...do I hear $200??

Oh, by the way, RainMaker, has this cornhole ever been used for anything other than an exit?

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

Exactly.

Ok, bidding on RainMaker's cornhole starts at $100...do I hear $200??

Oh, by the way, RainMaker, has this cornhole ever been used for anything other than an exit?

Well he stores his brain in there from time to time, does that count?

Drake · 01-15-2009, 04:47 PM

This has got to be a hoax, right? There aren't any virgins left.

Anthony · 01-15-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING.

i assure you, if i paid for her virginity at the end of the nite she would feel disgusted to be in her own skin. i would sicken myself at the things i would do to her. she would essentially be a bunch of holes and appendages available for my pleasure and experimentation/curiosity. i'm talking vomiting in her anus, then sodomizing her, withdrawing my penis from her vomitized asshole and making her taste it. for $3.7million one or both of us is gonna be vomiting - my stomach fluids would definitely play a role in the festivities . it's not going to be pretty. i would lose my humanity on this person for $3.7million.

Anthony · 01-15-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

This has got to be a hoax, right? There aren't any virgins left.

my friend is a 30 year old virgin. oof.

Anthony · 01-15-2009, 04:49 PM

not by choice, mind you. great guy, just can't break on through to the other side. unluckiest guy we know. we call him Mush.

MylesKnight · 01-15-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

i assure you, if i paid for her virginity at the end of the nite she would feel disgusted to be in her own skin. i would sicken myself at the things i would do to her. she would essentially be a bunch of holes and appendages available for my pleasure and experimentation/curiosity. i'm talking vomiting in her anus, then sodomizing her, withdrawing my penis from her vomitized asshole and making her taste it. for $3.7million one or both of us is gonna be vomiting - my stomach fluids would definitely play a role in the festivities . it's not going to be pretty. i would lose my humanity on this person for $3.7million.

Damn. Interesting fetish Anthony.

stevew · 01-15-2009, 05:04 PM

Why would I pay for one virgin when I can do some terrorist shit and Allah would give me 72?

JediKooter · 01-15-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING.

You'd think, but, women sure are finicky.

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

You'd think, but, women sure are finicky.

Not not if they want a check for 3.7 million they aren't.

JediKooter · 01-15-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Not not if they want a check for 3.7 million they aren't.

I'd post date a check, that way if she was a horrible lay, I'd cancel that thing.

**or is it pre date a check? Can't remember, it's been so damn long since last time I had to write a check

SackAttack · 01-15-2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

my friend is a 30 year old virgin. oof.

Pretty sure he didn't mean males.

Izulde · 01-15-2009, 06:00 PM

It's amusing that people are so up in arms about this. Female virginity for sale has been going on for centuries.

Danny · 01-15-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

It's amusing that people are so up in arms about this. Female virginity for sale has been going on for centuries.

Huge difference between someone selling their own virginity compared to someone selling it for them. I believe prostitution is wrong, but if this person wants to do this, I really don't care.

Galaxy · 01-15-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Always funny to see the religious nuts come running in screaming about someone else's body and business.

And they critize other religions/countries for lack of freedom. I wish we were less hung up on sex like Europe.

EagleFan · 01-15-2009, 07:52 PM

That's a strange picture of her. It just seems like she either has a really small head or has the shoulders of a defensive back, with her head turned thre still seems to be like 6 inches of shoulder from where her face ends.

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

That's a strange picture of her. It just seems like she either has a really small head or has the shoulders of a defensive back, with her head turned thre still seems to be like 6 inches of shoulder from where her face ends.

Tell me this is sarcasm?

Anthony · 01-15-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic in an email to his friends about Mush, his 30 year old virgin friend

if that chick is worth $3.7 million, mush is worth pocket change and a coupon for a 99 cent breakfast at Denny's.

we don't play nicely with each other.

Danny · 01-15-2009, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

A virgin. Sure.

You can tell. If she is not, he would demand a refund.

Anthony · 01-15-2009, 08:40 PM

if that chick is a virgin then she must be the biggest cocktease west of the mississippi.

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RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I'm betting the photo is as phony as her name and that only actual bidders are being given the chance to see a real photo. Probably through a secure server webcam style thing. I hope the big bid is valid and she gets her cash. Regulated prostitution would do a lot more good than bad in the rest of the country. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

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Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	A virgin. Sure.

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johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	3.7 mil for a rookie...pffft...call me back when she's in her prime and knows how to use her money maker!!

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Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	3.7m for bad sex. Sounds like a bargain. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

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albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	"This woman is doing something legal that does not affect me in any way. WHY ISN'T THE FED STEPPING IN TO STOP HER?" Sigh. I wish more people actually believed in small government. Last edited by albionmoonlight : 01-15-2009 at 04:08 PM.

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RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Always funny to see the religious nuts come running in screaming about someone else's body and business.

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RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	And people should be praising her for this. This is an amazing business move. She'll make enough to never have to work a day in her life. I bet you half this board would give up their cornhole virginity for 3.7 million.

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Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	I wonder what the cut for the brothel is.

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Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	This has got to be a hoax, right? There aren't any virgins left.

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Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	not by choice, mind you. great guy, just can't break on through to the other side. unluckiest guy we know. we call him Mush.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Why would I pay for one virgin when I can do some terrorist shit and Allah would give me 72?

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Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	It's amusing that people are so up in arms about this. Female virginity for sale has been going on for centuries. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

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EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	That's a strange picture of her. It just seems like she either has a really small head or has the shoulders of a defensive back, with her head turned thre still seems to be like 6 inches of shoulder from where her face ends.

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Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	if that chick is a virgin then she must be the biggest cocktease west of the mississippi.

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