Female driver shaving genitals causes accident in Florida

Galaxy · 09-11-2011, 10:38 AM

Female driver shaving genitals causes accident in Florida

A 37-year-old woman in Florida has been charged with reckless driving after causing an accident because she was distracted as she shaved her pubic hair.
Editor's note: A follow-up to this article can be found, here.
She was also charged with with driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance according to keynews.com.
The Florida Highway Patrol says a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was travelling southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. on Tuesday, March 1 when she slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph in preparation for making a left-hand turn when the Thunderbird rear-ended him while travelling about 45 mph according to Florida State Troopers.
Trooper Gary Dunick described the incident as the most bizarre in his career:

She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit. If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it.

After the accident, Barnes reportedly continued to drive for approximately half of a mile before stopping. Initially, her ex-husband Charles Judy claimed to be driving and insisted Barnes was in the passenger seat. The ruse was quickly discovered by investigators.
Additional charges were added because only the day before Barnes had been convicted of impaired driving, her license had been suspended and she had been ordered to keep her Thunderbird off the road. Riptide, the Miami New Times blog, has labelled Barnes, 'Pubic Enemy Number One.'

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CU Tiger · 09-11-2011, 10:40 AM

haven't we had this posted 3 or 4 times as "new"

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-11-2011, 10:53 AM

Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

Lathum · 09-11-2011, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

I should have listened. I am amazed that woman is a year older than me, she looks 20 years older.

frnk55 · 09-11-2011, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

I couldn't resist.

OMG

Bobble · 09-11-2011, 11:28 AM

Post pix pl...

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

Nevermind.

Apathetic Lurker · 09-11-2011, 04:03 PM

Bitch going down ! Or the bitch gets off scott free........

Suicane75 · 09-11-2011, 04:05 PM

The road to love is shaved with good intentions.

Matthean · 09-11-2011, 04:15 PM

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As more details emerge, it seems Barnes is no stranger to police. Born April 9, 1972, Barnes has faced prior hit-and-run and driving-related offenses. Reports indicate Barnes has a other previous charges, including one felony count of hit and run; failing to stop and remaining at a crash involving an injury; and one misdemeanor count for driving with a suspended license. After her most recent incident where her ex-husband held the steering wheel while she shaved her genitals, police revealed she had her license suspended the day prior. Her license was suspended as a result of a Dec. 13, 2009 incident when she was charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs; and one misdemeanor count of operating a motor vehicle with a suspended/cancelled/revoked license. Earlier this week, on March 9, her license was suspended for five years.. Barnes was placed on probation for nine months and ordered to impound the 1995 Ford Thunderbird she was driving when the shaving incident occurred. When she starts driving again, Barnes must have a breathalyzer ignition interlock device installed on any vehicle she drives.

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JPhillips · 09-11-2011, 04:17 PM

Wait a minute. Her ex-husband was holding the wheel while she shaved her pubes before meeting her boyfriend? I don't have anywhere near that complicated a life.

stevew · 09-11-2011, 04:32 PM

They could have done without the "in Florida" part. We already knew that's where this would happen.

DaddyTorgo · 09-11-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

They could have done without the "in Florida" part. We already knew that's where this would happen.

Comey · 09-11-2011, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I should have listened. I am amazed that woman is a year older than me, she looks 20 years older.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Mota · 09-11-2011, 07:28 PM

I don't understand what could cause someone to get in a situation with her where she would need to shave her genitals.

Low standards...

Matthean · 09-11-2011, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mota

I don't understand what could cause someone to get in a situation with her where she would need to shave her genitals.

Low standards...

You missed the part where she was going to see her boyfriend?

molson · 09-11-2011, 07:44 PM

She has good time management skills. This is actually one of the lesser-known habits of highly successful people.

tucker rocky · 09-11-2011, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

EagleFan · 09-11-2011, 09:20 PM

Where do you even begin to count the oddities to this story?

Woman decides to shave herself while driving... check

Passenger volunteers to drive while she does this, not to actually drive but to hold the steering wheel... check

Neither see this as a bad idea... check

Passenger is the woman's ex-husband... check

Woman is going to see her boyfriend... check

Ex-husband volunteers to take the wheel of a moving car while his ex-wife sits in the driver's seat to shave herself for a date with her boyfriend... check

(I thought this was going to be about a trucker getting into an accident because he saw a woman doing this)

RainMaker · 09-11-2011, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

They could have done without the "in Florida" part. We already knew that's where this would happen.

Was going to say the same thing.

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-11-2011, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mota

I don't understand what could cause someone to get in a situation with her where she would need to shave her genitals.

Low standards...

Mustang · 09-12-2011, 08:23 AM

JediKooter · 09-12-2011, 11:20 AM

Why did they use a stock photo of Kurt Cobain?

Rizon · 09-12-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Why did they use a stock photo of Kurt Cobain?

This thread wasn't complete without a post from you

Ksyrup · 09-12-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CU Tiger

haven't we had this posted 3 or 4 times as "new"

For real. This is from March of 2010. She's had to shave several times since then.

SportsDino · 09-12-2011, 05:40 PM

Can they just shoot this bitch?

JediKooter · 09-12-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

This thread wasn't complete without a post from you

After a weeks hiatus, how could I resist?

09-11-2011, 04:03 PM	#7
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EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Where do you even begin to count the oddities to this story? Woman decides to shave herself while driving... check Passenger volunteers to drive while she does this, not to actually drive but to hold the steering wheel... check Neither see this as a bad idea... check Passenger is the woman's ex-husband... check Woman is going to see her boyfriend... check Ex-husband volunteers to take the wheel of a moving car while his ex-wife sits in the driver's seat to shave herself for a date with her boyfriend... check (I thought this was going to be about a trucker getting into an accident because he saw a woman doing this) __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

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CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	haven't we had this posted 3 or 4 times as "new"

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	The road to love is shaved with good intentions.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	They could have done without the "in Florida" part. We already knew that's where this would happen.

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Mota College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001	I don't understand what could cause someone to get in a situation with her where she would need to shave her genitals. Low standards...

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