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Old 06-10-2012, 06:26 AM   #1
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http://www.shelbystar.com/articles/w...squeezing.html

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A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.

Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.

The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.

Police officers on the scene went back to search the Bowman Street home. They found Gregory inside and arrested her.

While inside an officer’s patrol car, Gregory removed her pants and urinated in the back seat, according to the report. She was taken to the magistrate’s office at the Cleveland County Courthouse after the incident.

Gregory was booked into the Cleveland County Detention Center. She is being held without bond, according to the Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office website.



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Old 06-10-2012, 08:15 AM   #2
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BOW-MAN street. Lol
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Old 06-10-2012, 09:52 AM   #3
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Old 06-10-2012, 09:59 AM   #4
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Of course that would happen 20 miles from my house. LOL

Here is another story with a photo of the attacker, lo.

Joyce Maxine Gregory Charged with Malicious Castration
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Old 06-10-2012, 10:17 AM   #5
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The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip

Nice work.
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Old 06-10-2012, 10:20 AM   #6
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Did I pass or fail the race test because I pictured a white woman doing this?
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Old 06-10-2012, 10:26 AM   #7
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I pictured a methed out, toothless, frizzy haired, potentially overweight white woman.
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Old 06-10-2012, 10:37 AM   #8
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I pictured a methed out, toothless, frizzy haired, potentially overweight white woman.

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Old 06-10-2012, 10:44 AM   #9
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Old 06-10-2012, 11:12 AM   #10
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I wonder how common this was before there was a law against it???
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Old 06-10-2012, 10:16 PM   #11
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I wonder how common this was before there was a law against it???

It only takes one publicized instance for every male in the state to wince, cross their legs, and say "ILLEGAL" in an incredibly rapid manner.

If it never happens, you don't think about it. If it happens once, you become incredibly interested in deterring it from ever happening again.

Unless, y'know, you're a female who likes to crush scrotes.
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:32 AM   #12
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It's really only right that SackAttack posted in this thread.
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Old 06-11-2012, 10:31 AM   #13
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I wonder how common this was before there was a law against it???

I'm sure it wasn't filibustered and passed with a unanimous vote. Of course, I'm assuming this was passed before women were elected to office.
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