Ping Pumpy

[digamma]

This was a tweet during the Main Event of the WSOP. I'm assuming coincidence and that you aren't a big Jason Somerville fan. Ever rail him--online?

Jason Belles ‏@JablesAA
@JasonSomerville I'm lovin the rollercoster ride Jason. Let's summon up some #rungood because I really would enjoy FT with the Pumpy Tudors.

[britrock88]

well

Relevant???

[Suburban Rhythm]

I'm not nearly hip enough to know what "FT" is...

but I'd still enjoy FT with Pumpy

[Julio Riddols]

Fantasy Time.

[MIJB#19]

Full Tilt?

[britrock88]

Face Time?

[Autumn]

French Tits?

[SirFozzie]

Probably Final Table

[Subby]

Doesn't Pumpy have some pretty funny stories about railing people during PP/PS tournaments and saying weird stuff to them?

[Autumn]

Doesn't Pumpy have funny stories about everything? Whether they happened or not.

[britrock88]

So that no one has to click the link...

PumpyTudors [observer] "MRobot is about to get served."
MRobot said, "when did i make a name for myself?"
MRobot said, "i got random scrubs commenting in observer"
MRobot said, "that guy kept raising"
MRobot said, "you kept folding"
MRobot said, "and i kept beating the raiser"
MRobot said, "unless you guys were working together"
MRobot said, "dont see why youre mad at me"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I've got nothing against you personally. I've been asked to find you. I do it for the cash."
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "And the sport."
MRobot said, "are you kidding?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I'm not a clown."
MRobot said, "you were just losing in a 25 cent/ 50 cent ring game"
MRobot said, "whos gonna hire you?"
MRobot said, "a retarded kid?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Just doing my job, man."
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I'm a hired gun. I've been commissioned to find you and take your money. Keep playing tournaments and you're safe. Otherwise, I will find you."
MRobot said, "dude"
MRobot said, "you folded every hand last cash game i was with you"
MRobot said, "no one hired you dude"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "So you say."
MRobot said, "instead of hiring retarded nano limit bountyhunters"
MRobot said, "that guy should work on his game"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Maybe he's not the person who hired me."
MRobot said, "hahahahahaha STOP"
MRobot said, "im crackin up"
MRobot said, "the ones i have on you wont be flattering"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "No need to preach poker theory or pokertracker stats to me. You won't teach me anything I don't know."
MRobot said, "let me look up yours real fast"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "You have 31 hands on me. Small samples mean nothing."
MRobot said, "31 hand, with no pots won"
MRobot said, "if it didn't disturb me that a .25/.50 player was being targeted"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Hey, I didn't choose you. Somebody else did."
MRobot said, "how can you bounty hunt someone in a ring game?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "No, because that would cost me money. I'm not an idiot."
MRobot said, "...then youre going to hope yopu have a monster when I';m in a pot?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "If you don't hide, I'll have some of your money. All I care about is the job. Call me all the names you want."
MRobot said, "that's not even sound poker theory?"
MRobot said, "do you win a tshirt if you bust me?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Does it matter?"
MRobot said, "i think so"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Yes. I win a t-shirt. I do it all for a t-shirt. Oh ho ho ho, you got me."
MRobot said, "a retarded kid named "Pumpy Tudors" is bounty hunting me in 25cent/50cent ring games"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "It's just business, man. I just wanted to alert you."
MRobot said, "so you plan to play enough hands with me"
MRobot said, "and win enough"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "As many as it takes." MRobot said, "to crush mbankroll?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "When I hit a specific number, the job is done."
MRobot said, "it all seems absurd"
MRobot said, "some guy would hire you"
MRobot said, "to get his $2.75 back"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Maybe it wasn't him."
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Perhaps you've, uh, wronged somebody in the past."
MRobot said, "it would be theoreticlly almost impossible"
MRobot said, "for 1 player"
MRobot said, "to bust another"
MRobot said, "in a ring game"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I never said that I was going to bust you."
MRobot said, "thanks for alerting me though"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Sure thing! "
MRobot said, "you're a true gentleman in the bounty hunter guild"
MRobot said, "hahahahahahahaha"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"
MRobot said, "no"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Probably Final Table

That was way too obvious...

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Probably Final Table

Parade Pisser....

[Senator]

PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"
MRobot said, "no"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."


I really think PT is a comedic genius that future generations will uncover and worship.

[digamma]

Originally Posted by Subby

Doesn't Pumpy have some pretty funny stories about railing people during PP/PS tournaments and saying weird stuff to them?

Yes. I didn't know if the legend lived on through some folks. Somerville was a pretty prolific sit n go player back in the quasi-legal days.

[digamma]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Probably Final Table

This. Somerville was in the last 100 of the Main Event.

[stevew]

According to his facebook, some guy named C. Tircuit was in Vegas last week....hmmm.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Jason Somerville and I are pretty tight. We've known each other online for years, and I actually met him two years ago in Las Vegas during the WSOP. He wanted to meet me, so I had him pay the appearance fee, and we met at South Point for bowling. I kicked his ass.

I'm actually serious about this.

[Desnudo]

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[stevew]

hayyyyy

[Autumn]

You owe me a new breakfast.

[Subby]

Good to see Carrot Top has started using meth!

[Pumpy Tudors]

love it