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Old 08-02-2012, 03:31 PM   #1
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The thread that serves but one purpose...
To entertain Chief Rum.

No jugs, please.
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Old 08-02-2012, 03:34 PM   #2
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Old 08-02-2012, 03:35 PM   #3
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I believe that's acceptable, but only because she's partially covering them with her hands.
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Old 08-02-2012, 03:37 PM   #4
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Old 08-02-2012, 03:40 PM   #5
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Old 08-02-2012, 03:43 PM   #6
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OH THANK GOD!!!
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Old 08-02-2012, 03:45 PM   #7
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This is bullshit. I want my own personal amusement thread.

With 150% more jugs.
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Old 08-02-2012, 03:47 PM   #8
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Okay this isn't working. Maybe we should all chime in with different ways we appreciate Chief Rum.

I'll start.

I appreciate Chief Rum because whenever I read his name, I think about a Chief offering me some rum...and I like that.
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:05 PM   #9
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:09 PM   #10
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Which one does Chief use?
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:11 PM   #11
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Did somebody mention jugs?

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Old 08-02-2012, 04:25 PM   #12
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Which one does Chief use?

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Old 08-02-2012, 04:28 PM   #13
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He must have big hands.
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:47 PM   #14
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Anybody fudge any bank statements lately? That's what we could use, some kind of big poster drama that involves dishonesty and/or stupidity.
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Old 08-02-2012, 05:29 PM   #15
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Old 08-03-2012, 01:49 AM   #16
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I'm so suing.
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Old 08-03-2012, 07:29 AM   #17
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That could be the future of football. No more strong arm QBs... Now, you have a guy who throws precision passes using the JUGS machine! Maybe mount it on a Segway or something.
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Old 08-03-2012, 07:33 AM   #18
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This is bullshit. I want my own personal amusement thread.

With 150% more jugs.

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Old 08-03-2012, 07:58 AM   #19
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Oooooooh shit.
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Old 08-03-2012, 08:09 AM   #20
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Apparently that's the new Total Recall girl. Another %*$#(W&* remake, of course.
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Old 08-03-2012, 10:36 AM   #21
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I can't quite put my finger on it, but, something isn't quite right...
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:12 AM   #22
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I'm decently entertained by this thread.
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:19 PM   #23
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:45 PM   #24
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If I remember correctly, Chief had an interesting dating dilemma in the online dating thread...
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:48 PM   #25
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If I remember correctly, Chief had an interesting dating dilemma in the online dating thread...

It's rather uninteresting now. None of those girls are around, and now I just have my Emily. We're doing good.
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Old 08-03-2012, 01:06 PM   #26
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:28 PM   #27
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Emily looking good in preseason.
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:29 PM   #28
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:33 PM   #29
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Apparently that's the new Total Recall girl. Another %*$#(W&* remake, of course.

And PG13, so you know, no nudity. Which means I will not be seeing the new Total Recall.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:47 AM   #30
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Are 3 fake boobs really that much better than 2 fake boobs? Naked or not?
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Old 08-07-2012, 08:35 AM   #31
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Are 3 fake boobs really that much better than 2 fake boobs? Naked or not?

Obviously.
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Old 08-07-2012, 09:46 AM   #32
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And PG13, so you know, no nudity. Which means I will not be seeing the new Total Recall.

Nope...boobage was on display...
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