Could you outdrink a bear?

Desnudo · 08-13-2012, 08:56 PM

Maybe one of the cubs. Also good to know that bears can tear the walls off cabins.

Bear family consumes 100 cans of beer - UPI.com

SackAttack · 08-13-2012, 09:12 PM

In fairness, the bear's mass advantage means it could probably drink anybody here under the table.

Shkspr · 08-13-2012, 09:13 PM

...and then Goldilocks tried the first beer and said, "This beer tastes like watered down horse piss!"

So Goldilocks tried the second beer and said, "This beer is skunked!"

And then Goldilocks tried the third beer and it was juuuust right...

...and after a few more cans she passed out.

lungs · 08-13-2012, 09:25 PM

I've had this happen. I was at a cabin up in Canada that was a frequent place where bears visit. A guy that was along with us left his cooler full of beer outside while we went fishing and by the time we had gotten back a bear knocked over the cooler and bit holes through all the beer in the cooler.

That's why you take glass bottles of liquor to places bears go.

Lathum · 08-13-2012, 09:44 PM

fail on the thread title

should have been

can you out beer a bear?

Maple Leafs · 08-13-2012, 09:53 PM

Not sure about beer but my favorite TV moment of all-time was when Kobayashi had a hot-dog eating contest against a bear.

That is all.

sterlingice · 08-13-2012, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lungs

I've had this happen. I was at a cabin up in Canada that was a frequent place where bears visit. A guy that was along with us left his cooler full of beer outside while we went fishing and by the time we had gotten back a bear knocked over the cooler and bit holes through all the beer in the cooler.

That's why you take glass bottles of liquor to places bears go.

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molson · 08-13-2012, 10:24 PM

I'd have a fighting chance of outdrinking a black bear. Grizzly or brown though, forget about it.

DougW · 08-13-2012, 11:11 PM

This contest would not go well for me. About half way through I'd notice i was losing, and suddenly remember how tough i was. Then I'd have to fight the bear.

08-13-2012, 09:53 PM	#6
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Not sure about beer but my favorite TV moment of all-time was when Kobayashi had a hot-dog eating contest against a bear. That is all. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

08-13-2012, 09:12 PM	#2
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	In fairness, the bear's mass advantage means it could probably drink anybody here under the table.

08-13-2012, 09:13 PM	#3
Shkspr College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Amarillo, TX	...and then Goldilocks tried the first beer and said, "This beer tastes like watered down horse piss!" So Goldilocks tried the second beer and said, "This beer is skunked!" And then Goldilocks tried the third beer and it was juuuust right... ...and after a few more cans she passed out.

08-13-2012, 09:25 PM	#4
lungs Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Prairie du Sac, WI	I've had this happen. I was at a cabin up in Canada that was a frequent place where bears visit. A guy that was along with us left his cooler full of beer outside while we went fishing and by the time we had gotten back a bear knocked over the cooler and bit holes through all the beer in the cooler. That's why you take glass bottles of liquor to places bears go.

08-13-2012, 09:44 PM	#5
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	fail on the thread title should have been can you out beer a bear?

08-13-2012, 10:24 PM	#8
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I'd have a fighting chance of outdrinking a black bear. Grizzly or brown though, forget about it.

08-13-2012, 11:11 PM	#9
DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	This contest would not go well for me. About half way through I'd notice i was losing, and suddenly remember how tough i was. Then I'd have to fight the bear.

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