The Sports Haiku Thread

Sun Tzu · 11-09-2012, 05:10 PM

I occasionally dabble in poetry, and I thought "Hey, maybe the fellas at FOFC would dig this too!"

So, with that said, I'm creating this thread for everyone to post their sports-driven haiku's. I'll give it a shot first, with some NFC West flair...

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Russell Wilson tries
Great at home, shit on the road
Alex just wins games

DougW · 11-09-2012, 05:20 PM

Poems that don't rhyme
Make no sense, no sense at all
To me poems rhyme

Julio Riddols · 11-09-2012, 06:08 PM

In the NFL
on any given sunday
dreams can live or die

MizzouCowboy · 11-09-2012, 06:11 PM

Deep in the playoffs
Dallas Cowboys Destiny
December happens

Julio Riddols · 11-09-2012, 06:11 PM

Not a hockey fan
But if I was into it
I would not be pleased

Sun Tzu · 11-09-2012, 06:15 PM

Cobra Kai Football
Hasselbeck throws a big pick
Sweep the leg, baby

PurdueBrad · 11-09-2012, 06:16 PM

Purdue Boilers, (H)hope had
No talent, racks up losses
Time for a new coach

MizzouCowboy · 11-09-2012, 06:27 PM

Kobe with a stare
The ax with a mighty swing
Might play some defense

Julio Riddols · 11-09-2012, 06:41 PM

Brett Favre has a dick
He took photos of it once
I know its old news

Sun Tzu · 11-09-2012, 06:48 PM

Tom Brady has rings
Joe Montana has one more
Brett Favre has a dick

Julio Riddols · 11-09-2012, 06:58 PM

Some say rings matter
Others claim statistics rule
But what about looks?

MizzouCowboy · 11-09-2012, 07:07 PM

Brett Favre has a dick
Haiku FOFC style
We need more cowbell

Julio Riddols · 11-09-2012, 07:39 PM

Don't fear the Reaper
Seasons don't fear the reaper
All our times have come.

britrock88 · 11-09-2012, 07:40 PM

Five seven five is
the meter for haikus and
Haynesworth's forty time.

Sun Tzu · 11-10-2012, 03:24 PM

Rally thong is gone
Rally Zito has risen
The ring is the thing

Julio Riddols · 11-10-2012, 03:35 PM

The Aggies are up
Alabama D missing
Can they finish this?

britrock88 · 11-10-2012, 05:58 PM

Come on, A&M,
save the championship game
from the SEC!

Julio Riddols · 11-10-2012, 06:32 PM

My god it happened
David threw that fuckin' rock
And Goliath fell!

11-09-2012, 06:08 PM	#3
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	In the NFL on any given sunday dreams can live or die __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

11-09-2012, 06:11 PM	#5
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Not a hockey fan But if I was into it I would not be pleased __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

11-09-2012, 06:15 PM	#6
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Cobra Kai Football Hasselbeck throws a big pick Sweep the leg, baby __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

11-09-2012, 06:41 PM	#9
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Brett Favre has a dick He took photos of it once I know its old news __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

11-09-2012, 06:48 PM	#10
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Tom Brady has rings Joe Montana has one more Brett Favre has a dick __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 11-09-2012 at 06:48 PM.

11-09-2012, 05:20 PM	#2
DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	Poems that don't rhyme Make no sense, no sense at all To me poems rhyme

11-09-2012, 06:11 PM	#4
MizzouCowboy H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Feb 2009	Deep in the playoffs Dallas Cowboys Destiny December happens

11-09-2012, 06:27 PM	#8
MizzouCowboy H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Feb 2009	Kobe with a stare The ax with a mighty swing Might play some defense

11-09-2012, 06:58 PM	#11
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Some say rings matter Others claim statistics rule But what about looks? __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

11-09-2012, 07:07 PM	#12
MizzouCowboy H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Feb 2009	Brett Favre has a dick Haiku FOFC style We need more cowbell

11-09-2012, 07:39 PM	#13
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Don't fear the Reaper Seasons don't fear the reaper All our times have come. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

11-09-2012, 07:40 PM	#14
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Five seven five is the meter for haikus and Haynesworth's forty time.

11-10-2012, 03:24 PM	#15
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Rally thong is gone Rally Zito has risen The ring is the thing __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

11-10-2012, 03:35 PM	#16
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	The Aggies are up Alabama D missing Can they finish this? __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA Last edited by Julio Riddols : 11-10-2012 at 03:36 PM.

11-10-2012, 05:58 PM	#17
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Come on, A&M, save the championship game from the SEC!

11-10-2012, 06:32 PM	#18
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	My god it happened David threw that fuckin' rock And Goliath fell! __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

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