Not for the kiddies!

Calis · 05-09-2003, 06:28 PM

Friend of mine sent me this link, some funny stuff on it. Basically a guy griefing folks in sex chatrooms and such.

Some great stuff.

Cyber Griefer

The Afoci · 05-09-2003, 06:32 PM

Blackadar · 05-09-2003, 06:38 PM

CAsterling · 05-09-2003, 06:41 PM

found this bit truely hilarious
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bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
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LMAO

Noble_Platypus · 05-09-2003, 06:41 PM

Funniest....Thing.....Ever

Aesyrqwe · 05-09-2003, 06:44 PM

FUNNY FUNNY SHIT

-Aes-

sabotai · 05-09-2003, 06:46 PM

going limp.
say it.
HARRRRR

omg, that's so funny. My eyes are crying because I'm laughing so hard.

atatange1 · 05-09-2003, 06:54 PM

That's so funny I want to make the "Rhinoceruses charge your ass" part my sig! QOTM at least!

Fritz · 05-09-2003, 06:59 PM

read down

"J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm"

Fritz · 05-09-2003, 07:06 PM

"J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness"

"Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it"

Franklinnoble · 05-09-2003, 07:15 PM

I'm dying here... somebody help... I've already pissed my bladder empty, but I can't stop convulsing from the laughter...

tucker342 · 05-09-2003, 07:20 PM

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY ROFL!!!

PilotMan · 05-09-2003, 08:00 PM

OMFG, I can't believe how that was. I have tears in my eyes, and my stomach hurts from laughing. I especially like the robe and wizard hat. The Rino was classic. Too Damn Funny.

oykib · 05-09-2003, 08:05 PM

Damn... Now I'm gonna be saying, "HARRRR!" all day at work.

KWhit · 05-09-2003, 09:48 PM

Holy crap that was funny.

Good link Calis!

mckerney · 05-09-2003, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
"J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness"

"Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it"

He's cocky and funny.

WussGawd · 05-09-2003, 10:05 PM

Some of the funniest stuff I've read in years.

Ksyrup · 05-09-2003, 10:27 PM

"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass."

This is one of the funniest quotes I've ever read

WSUCougar · 05-09-2003, 10:29 PM

Damn! This is funny enough in its own right, but then you've got the Swedish chef stuff in between...

(hilarious cyber porn talk)

Vor bier der veer! Klorschnie var un fahrvegnugen!

(more hilarious cyber porn talk)

Ich bin ein Berliner!

(still more hilarious cyber porn talk)

Klak! Bak bak! Uben glieben glauben globen!

SplitPersonality1 · 05-10-2003, 12:19 AM

Sagolikt underhållande!!

MrBug708 · 05-10-2003, 12:28 AM

HM at his finest

Mantle2600 · 05-10-2003, 12:42 AM

calis how the hell did you understand that language? But I will say one thing, I sure could go for some Papa Johns Pizza right now!!

AgPete · 05-10-2003, 12:42 AM

Quote:

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

Sorry, I just think that's hilarious.

Is this stuff for real?

CamEdwards · 05-10-2003, 10:05 AM

This is my favorite:

Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so

I still have the smile on my face from reading that.

damnMikeBrown · 05-10-2003, 10:27 AM

fantastically funny

Noop · 05-10-2003, 10:57 AM

That shit is hella funny,

Harrr!!!!!

noop

tucker342 · 05-10-2003, 11:47 AM

Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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Great stuff!

Rich1033 · 05-10-2003, 02:08 PM

Holy crap, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read!

Pumpy Tudors · 05-10-2003, 04:24 PM

This stuff isn't bad, but I think Doug Stanhope's stuff on www.baiting.org is much funnier.

Just my opinion, of course.

Rich1033 · 05-10-2003, 05:27 PM

Pumpy Tudors- I have never heard of that site before, thanks for the link.

BFleming · 05-10-2003, 08:12 PM

J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Partner7: whatever.

LOL!

Schmidty · 05-10-2003, 10:09 PM

Quote:

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

Calis · 05-11-2003, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pumpy Tudors
This stuff isn't bad, but I think Doug Stanhope's stuff on www.baiting.org is much funnier.

Ok, I went here and didn't think it was funny at all, but I wasn't looking at just the Doug Stanhope stuff, I've started going through his stuff and I'm freaking dying. Some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen.

Thanks for that link Pumpy Tudors- it rocks!

petrochile · 05-11-2003, 10:48 AM

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

sabotai · 05-11-2003, 09:32 PM

going limp

Butter · 05-12-2003, 09:25 AM

That was hilarious.

Ben E Lou · 11-03-2003, 04:38 PM

Bump...someone asked about this...

The Afoci · 11-03-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyDog
Bump...someone asked about this...

He sees all.

I am scared now.

johnnyshaka · 11-03-2003, 05:03 PM

Oh Jebus...that was flippin' hilarious!!

MrBug708 · 11-03-2003, 05:23 PM

We know what The Afoci did before coming here

BishopMVP · 11-03-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrBug708
We know what The Afoci did before coming here

Pretended to be a Japanese schoolgirl?

MikeVic · 11-03-2003, 06:04 PM

ahahahahaha.

. poser seems to like the charging your ass part too. And the post right after, by herr Ormberg has some picture of the pizza??

tucker342 · 11-03-2003, 10:02 PM

ahhhh memories

MizzouRah · 11-03-2003, 10:15 PM

Quote:

J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

This one still brings laughter tears to my eyes.

Todd

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 12-10-2003, 03:19 PM

Holy shit! I've been laughing so hard that I now feel light-headed.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-10-2003, 07:50 PM

Doug Stanhope's still better.

INDalltheway · 12-10-2003, 08:03 PM

This is the best link ever!

I am dying over here.

sovereignstar · 04-09-2005, 12:39 PM

So this deserves to be in here. Good job, Suicane. chibul923 is some jackoff that has been spamming the world about his league.
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chibul923 (1:38:32 AM): hey, would you be interested in a new FOF MP league?
suicanecomcast (1:38:44 AM): I dunno, what kind of league is it?
chibul923 (1:38:56 AM): what do you mean?
suicanecomcast (1:39:10 AM): well
suicanecomcast (1:39:21 AM): real teams, fake teams, real rosters
suicanecomcast (1:39:24 AM): all that stuff
chibul923 (1:39:25 AM): oh sorry
chibul923 (1:39:28 AM): real teams and rosters
chibul923 (1:39:31 AM): two sims per week
chibul923 (1:39:42 AM): we'll use real draft files when we can, game-generated when we can't
suicanecomcast (1:39:56 AM): real draft files?
chibul923 (1:40:06 AM): yeah
chibul923 (1:40:09 AM): from the NFL drafts
suicanecomcast (1:40:17 AM): what year ya startin it in?
chibul923 (1:40:23 AM): 2004
suicanecomcast (1:40:58 AM): hmmm
suicanecomcast (1:41:04 AM): i may be interested
suicanecomcast (1:41:16 AM): but id like to have ray lewis and donovan mcnabb on my team
suicanecomcast (1:41:30 AM): will we be doing a draft
chibul923 (1:41:30 AM): they're not even on the same team in real life
chibul923 (1:41:31 AM): lol
chibul923 (1:41:33 AM): nah
suicanecomcast (1:41:36 AM): to start the league
suicanecomcast (1:41:37 AM): oh
chibul923 (1:41:38 AM): real rosters
suicanecomcast (1:42:07 AM): i like havin ray lewis cause he shoots motherfuckers
suicanecomcast (1:42:17 AM): you cant gameplan against that
chibul923 (1:42:32 AM): lol
suicanecomcast (1:42:34 AM): lemme think about though
chibul923 (1:42:42 AM): do you want the URL?
chibul923 (1:42:47 AM): we have 10 teams available
suicanecomcast (1:42:54 AM): which teams are available?
chibul923 (1:43:00 AM): hang on
chibul923 (1:46:28 AM): Arizona Cardinals
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Cleveland Browns
Denver Broncos
Jacksonville Jaguars
New Orleans Saints
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
Washington Redskins
suicanecomcast (1:46:47 AM): cool, the ravens are available
suicanecomcast (1:46:52 AM): who owns the eagles?
chibul923 (1:47:10 AM): i'm not sure off the top of my head
chibul923 (1:47:12 AM): let me link you
chibul923 (1:47:16 AM): www.mindwipe.net/afl
suicanecomcast (1:47:31 AM): hey man, donovan mcnabb has a nice ass dont he?
chibul923 (1:47:48 AM): huh?
suicanecomcast (1:47:56 AM): im talkin a sweet ass
suicanecomcast (1:48:02 AM): for a QB
chibul923 (1:48:05 AM): uh
chibul923 (1:48:07 AM): i'm not gay
suicanecomcast (1:48:12 AM): me either
suicanecomcast (1:48:15 AM): im just sayin
suicanecomcast (1:48:22 AM): anyway
suicanecomcast (1:48:38 AM): yeah, ill take the Raiders
chibul923 (1:48:43 AM): awesome
chibul923 (1:48:51 AM): wait
chibul923 (1:48:54 AM): the raiders aren't available man
suicanecomcast (1:49:06 AM): hmmm
suicanecomcast (1:49:15 AM): i thought they wer eon the list
chibul923 (1:49:20 AM): no
suicanecomcast (1:49:24 AM): sorry, im a little drunk
suicanecomcast (1:49:30 AM): are you hot?
suicanecomcast (1:49:37 AM): you a chick?
chibul923 (1:49:40 AM): alright, leave me alone
suicanecomcast (1:50:07 AM): wait, i had the wrong window
suicanecomcast (1:50:33 AM): ill take the raiders
chibul923 (1:50:39 AM): the raiders aren't available
chibul923 (1:50:48 AM): if you don't want to join that's cool
suicanecomcast (1:50:53 AM): nah man, i do
chibul923 (1:51:17 AM): well, if so, check the available teams thread, and signup in the team signup thread
suicanecomcast (1:51:24 AM): k, whats the site?
chibul923 (1:51:32 AM): www.mindwipe.net/afl
suicanecomcast (1:51:36 AM): cool
suicanecomcast (1:51:48 AM): ray lewis gonna shoot some fuckers
suicanecomcast (1:52:10 AM): brian urhlacher aint shot a motherfucker in his life

Fonzie · 04-09-2005, 01:02 PM

That's beautiful.

Fonzie · 04-09-2005, 01:03 PM

Dola-

I just noticed that user "chibul" was reading this thread.

05-09-2003, 06:32 PM	#2
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	__________________ I had something.

05-09-2003, 06:41 PM	#4
CAsterling High School JV Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Herndon, Va	found this bit truely hilarious ---- bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. ---- LMAO __________________ The funniest comedy duo I have ever seen - www.magaga.com/

05-09-2003, 06:41 PM	#5
Noble_Platypus College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: York, Pa	Funniest....Thing.....Ever __________________ We had the $240, we had to have the puddin'

05-09-2003, 06:44 PM	#6
Aesyrqwe High School JV Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Indiana	FUNNY FUNNY SHIT -Aes- __________________ Go Bears! #8 Grossman #33 Tillman

05-09-2003, 06:59 PM	#9
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	read down "J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm" __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-09-2003, 06:38 PM	#3
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	LOL

05-09-2003, 06:46 PM	#7
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	going limp. say it. HARRRRR omg, that's so funny. My eyes are crying because I'm laughing so hard.

05-09-2003, 06:54 PM	#8
atatange1 High School JV Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: WA state	That's so funny I want to make the "Rhinoceruses charge your ass" part my sig! QOTM at least!

05-09-2003, 07:06 PM	#10
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	"J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness" "Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. QT-Pie: A stripe? Jdogg: I need a sandwich. QT-Pie: You're a freak. Jdogg: I was great. You loved it" __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-09-2003, 07:15 PM	#11
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'm dying here... somebody help... I've already pissed my bladder empty, but I can't stop convulsing from the laughter...

05-09-2003, 07:20 PM	#12
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY ROFL!!!

05-09-2003, 08:00 PM	#13
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	OMFG, I can't believe how that was. I have tears in my eyes, and my stomach hurts from laughing. I especially like the robe and wizard hat. The Rino was classic. Too Damn Funny. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops.

05-09-2003, 08:05 PM	#14
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Damn... Now I'm gonna be saying, "HARRRR!" all day at work.

05-09-2003, 09:48 PM	#15
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Holy crap that was funny. Good link Calis!

05-09-2003, 10:05 PM	#17
WussGawd College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy	Some of the funniest stuff I've read in years. __________________ "I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba Elect of the "Biggest Dumba of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke.

05-09-2003, 10:27 PM	#18
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass." This is one of the funniest quotes I've ever read __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-09-2003, 10:29 PM	#19
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Re: Not for the kiddies! Damn! This is funny enough in its own right, but then you've got the Swedish chef stuff in between... (hilarious cyber porn talk) Vor bier der veer! Klorschnie var un fahrvegnugen! (more hilarious cyber porn talk) Ich bin ein Berliner! (still more hilarious cyber porn talk) Klak! Bak bak! Uben glieben glauben globen! __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-10-2003, 12:19 AM	#20
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Sagolikt underhållande!! Last edited by SplitPersonality1 : 05-10-2003 at 12:19 AM.

05-10-2003, 12:28 AM	#21
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	HM at his finest

05-10-2003, 12:42 AM	#22
Mantle2600 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Dawg Pound	calis how the hell did you understand that language? But I will say one thing, I sure could go for some Papa Johns Pizza right now!! __________________ Member of the Underground Browns. Cavs. Tribe. Buckeyes. Period.

05-10-2003, 10:05 AM	#24
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	This is my favorite: Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so I still have the smile on my face from reading that. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-10-2003, 10:27 AM	#25
damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	fantastically funny

05-10-2003, 10:57 AM	#26
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	That shit is hella funny, Harrr!!!!! noop __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

05-10-2003, 11:47 AM	#27
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right? J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie. Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg" J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit. Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun? J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns. Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun? J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby. Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun". J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big. Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do? J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something. Partner6: It likes that. J-Dogg: aight. Partner6: Keep talking to me baby... J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently. Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like. J-Dogg: I unzip my pants... Partner6: Yes, show me what you got. J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong! Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women... J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed! Partner6: You dipshit. J-Dogg: I whimper to myself... J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr. ----------------------------------------------- Great stuff!

05-10-2003, 02:08 PM	#28
Rich1033 High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sylvania, Ohio	Holy crap, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read!

05-10-2003, 04:24 PM	#29
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	This stuff isn't bad, but I think Doug Stanhope's stuff on www.baiting.org is much funnier. Just my opinion, of course. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-10-2003, 05:27 PM	#30
Rich1033 High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sylvania, Ohio	Pumpy Tudors- I have never heard of that site before, thanks for the link.

05-10-2003, 08:12 PM	#31
BFleming H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jersey	J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. Partner7: whatever. LOL!

05-11-2003, 10:48 AM	#34
petrochile H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Stankonia	HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! __________________ Owner of the Jamaica Rastas of the FOFL

05-11-2003, 09:32 PM	#35
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	going limp

05-12-2003, 09:25 AM	#36
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	That was hilarious. __________________ My listening habits

11-03-2003, 04:38 PM	#37
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Bump...someone asked about this... __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-03-2003, 05:03 PM	#39
johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	Oh Jebus...that was flippin' hilarious!!

11-03-2003, 05:23 PM	#40
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	We know what The Afoci did before coming here

11-03-2003, 06:04 PM	#42
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	ahahahahaha. . poser seems to like the charging your ass part too. And the post right after, by herr Ormberg has some picture of the pizza??