View Full Version : Flies emerge from Indian boy's genitals!
Frifoff
07-12-2003, 10:20 PM
real news article (http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html)
:eek:
"Doctors carried out a cystoscopy to clear the boy's urinary tract, but the treatment has failed because two more flies emerged out of his penis on Monday."
"He told his parents, but they didn't initially believe him. Earlier this month, they saw the strange occurrence and took their son to Burdwan hospital, where doctors too were stunned to see the rare case."
Travis
07-12-2003, 10:23 PM
Oh my god. This tops kidney stones for the most evil thing that can happen to a male.
DAMN!
illinifan999
07-12-2003, 10:27 PM
Ummmm, ow?
Is'nt this a sign of the Apocolyps(SP?)
Anrhydeddu
07-12-2003, 10:43 PM
Just wait for snopes.
JeeberD
07-12-2003, 11:39 PM
I think I saw this somewhere else several weeks ago...
Originally posted by JeeberD
I think I saw this somewhere else several weeks ago...
In your pants??:D
Swaggs
07-12-2003, 11:58 PM
I just want to get my name in this thread, because I predict it will be flaming hot tomorrow. :)
JeeberD
07-13-2003, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by bbor
In your pants??:D
Nah, the beer I drink kills all the fly larva...
Schmidty
07-13-2003, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Swaggs
I just want to get my name in this thread, because I predict it will be flaming hot tomorrow. :)
The only thing flaming in this thread is you. :p
If you drink Carona...it could cause it
JeeberD
07-13-2003, 12:09 AM
I almost bought some Molson Canadian tonight just because I've never had it before. Is it any good?
I wound up buying good old Shiner Bock instead, though. Shiner freakin rules...
EagleFan
07-13-2003, 12:11 AM
Sorry, I just found this to be the most amusing line of the story, not that the story is amusing, just this line.
But whole flies emerging out of a human body is rare, doctors said.
Really????????? Who would have guessed?
Canadian is what i drink...it is the most popular beer in Canada.
Schmidty
07-13-2003, 12:15 AM
Whenever JeeberD and bbor talk to each other, I worry it's about to become another Threadkiller.
Beer is a VERY important discussion Schmidty:)
JeeberD
07-13-2003, 12:28 AM
I guess I'll try Canadian next time I buy some beer.
I enjoyed Labatt Blue when I was in Vancouver, though...
Swaggs
07-13-2003, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Schmidty
The only thing flaming in this thread is you. :p
I am honored that you would use your 1000th post to note my flaming-ness.
mckerney
07-13-2003, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by JeeberD
I almost bought some Molson Canadian tonight just because I've never had it before. Is it any good?
I wound up buying good old Shiner Bock instead, though. Shiner freakin rules...
It's not the popular, but some people seem to like it. Most of the sales I see are because it's in a carrying case cooler with 18 cans of regular Molson and 18 Molson light. If you want a Canadian beer, Labatt is a lot more popular.
JeeberD
07-13-2003, 01:04 AM
It's not the Canadian Budweiser, is it? I can't stand Bud...
Labatt?????? ICk
You must be from the EAST coast :)
mckerney
07-13-2003, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by JeeberD
It's not the Canadian Budweiser, is it? I can't stand Bud...
Labatt? I don't think so. Not sure about Molson, though it's probably not something I'd recomend to someone.
mckerney
07-13-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by bbor
Labatt?????? ICk
You must be from the EAST coast :)
In all honesty, I've never had it. People buy quite a bit of it though, for a Canadian beer ;)
JeeberD
07-13-2003, 01:11 AM
I was refering to Canadian, actually. I've had Labatt Blue on a trip to Vancouver and enjoyed it. Just curious about the Canadian that bbor seems to love so much...
mckerney
07-13-2003, 01:14 AM
I don't think they carry Canadian where I work, so I can't tell you anything about it. Due to that fact I couldn't tell you if it's real popular in the US, cause there are a few things people come looking for somewhat frequently that we don't have.
JeeberD
07-13-2003, 01:16 AM
Oh, OK. Thanks for your help anyways. Guess I'll just pick up a sixer next time I go to the store and report back what I think of it...
mckerney
07-13-2003, 01:20 AM
I do what I can, but I'm not familiar with Canadian. Either they con't carry it where I work as I said before, or it's one of those things I'm not familiar with because no one ever buys it. That and I've never had any of the beverages in question.
Swaggs
07-13-2003, 01:28 AM
Only at FOFC can a thread about flies emerging from an Indian boy's genitals turn into a thread about Canadian beer. Nice work, fellas. :)
MikeVic
07-13-2003, 01:57 AM
:D:D Funny thread. I've actually never had a Corona, but most of my friends LOVE it with lemon or lime or something inside... are they insane? Or should I be drinking it too? :)
I can only seem to stomach MGD when I want to drink, but am not thirsty... with everything else, I can only finish like half of one bottle :(
ice4277
07-13-2003, 02:15 AM
Ugh, Labatt is just Canadian piss beer. Molson is ten times better, and is in fact one of my top 3 or 4 favorite beers. However, I can no longer drink Molson Ice or Molson XXX, that stuff did some very bad things to me (and a Burger King drive thru speaker) when I was younger ;)
tucker342
07-13-2003, 02:38 PM
I don't know what beer has to do with flies emerging from a boy's genitals, but Canadian beers suck!:D
Corona with a little lime is suprisingly good.
tucker342
07-13-2003, 10:51 PM
Isn't that a Mexican beer?
The new Molson Canadian commercial is an instant classic.....
Swaggs
07-13-2003, 11:55 PM
What about the poor Indian boy?!?! :)
Axxon
07-13-2003, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Swaggs
What about the poor Indian boy?!?! :)
Fetch him a cold beer at once!!!
korme
07-14-2003, 12:07 AM
I used to really like Corona, and haven't had it in a while. I'll stick with the cheap ass 'Stones or Coors.
Schmidty
07-14-2003, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Shorty3281
I used to really like Corona, and haven't had it in a while. I'll stick with the cheap ass 'Stones or Coors.
I'm telling your mom.
Swaggs
07-14-2003, 12:29 AM
If he would have put his genitals into a cold Corona, the flies probably would have drowned.
Swaggs
07-14-2003, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Schmidty
I'm telling your mom.
What time is she coming over, Schmidty? :)
Schmidty
07-14-2003, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by Swaggs
What time is she coming over, Schmidty? :)
Right after your dad leaves.
Wait...............um.......
mckerney
07-14-2003, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Shorty3281
I used to really like Corona, and haven't had it in a while. I'll stick with the cheap ass 'Stones or Coors.
A 17 year old who used to like Corona. Wow. If you ever try to buy booze from me I'm kicking your ass.
korme
07-14-2003, 01:41 AM
:)
what would i do without your support, kerney?
mckerney
07-14-2003, 01:43 AM
And don't think you'll be able to trick me either. I know you'll be the one who looks like whoever the starting QB for the Bengals is at the time and can't see over the counter.
mckerney
07-14-2003, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by Shorty3281
:)
what would i do without your support, kerney?
I'm not going to stand by and let you become the boards Bryan Fogarty, everyone talking about how much potential you had. :(
JeeberD
07-14-2003, 01:53 AM
Ah, to be young again and have lousy tastes in beer. I used to drink Busch and Coors Light like it was going out of style. Now the only way I can touch the stuff is if I'm stone broke. Gotta go with the good stuff now...
korme
07-14-2003, 02:09 AM
You can get a 30 pack of keystone here for 12 bucks. Split that among 5 dudes and you've got yourself a deal.
Not the greatest taste - I admit I've probably never tasted truly great beer, but I have grown acustom to it.
mckerney
07-14-2003, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by Shorty3281
Not the greatest taste - I admit I've probably never tasted truly great beer, but I have grown acustom to it.
Personally, I chose not to drink something that smells bad and would therefore most likely taste bad.
tucker342
07-14-2003, 06:54 AM
When I used to drink, I didn't like beer at all, give me a vodka and a coke and I was set.
I also hear that Vodka and Red Bull is also great:D
JeeberD
07-14-2003, 12:49 PM
Vanilla vodka and coke rocks (tastes just like a vanilla coke).
Never done the vodka and Red Bull thing. I hear that it can mess with your heart (since the alcohol is a depressant and the Red Bull is a stimulant)...
Originally posted by Shorty3281
but I have grown
You've grown?
:D
korme
07-14-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by bbor
You've grown?
:D
indeed
Anrhydeddu
07-14-2003, 01:05 PM
It's really amusing how a little kid can act like he's a grown up.
:p
Franklinnoble
07-14-2003, 02:30 PM
Why is it a story about pissing flies makes so many people here think of beer? Perhaps human tragedy is best observed while drunk...
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