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thesloppy
07-14-2003, 09:24 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0714/1580339.html

Former Cowboy sued over auto repair bill


DALLAS -- Former Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders is battling an automotive shop over what he says Jesus told him to pay for a repair bill.

The owner of the repair shop says Sanders wanted to pay only $1,500 of the $4,265.57 bill, saying that Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay.

"It's the 'Praise Jesus' discount,'' attorney Ed Edson told The Dallas Morning News in Monday's editions.

Edson said he has been trying to collect the bill from Sanders since 2001 on behalf of Phil Compton, the owner of the car repair business.

Through court filings, the player says the accusations are untrue. Sanders' attorney, Edmund Gomez, did not return a telephone call early Monday from The Associated Press.

The lawsuit was scheduled to go to trial later Monday before state District Judge Joe Cox in Dallas County civil court.

Anthony Montoya, a representative for Sanders, had contacted Compton and told him a 1961 Lincoln Continental convertible needed to be towed to his shop for repairs. The car had been repaired before by Compton.

Papers filed in his lawsuit stated that he and his mechanics installed a new radiator and thermostat, flushed the engine, repaired the car's electrical system and gauges, replaced the starter motor, removed contaminated fuel and rebuilt the carburetor. Mechanics for Magrathea Inc., Compton's company, had replaced gaskets and hoses.

Sanders had approved and Montoya had approved all the repairs, according to the lawsuit. But when the car was returned to the CBS sportscaster's home in Plano on Nov. 5, 2001, Compton said Pilar Sanders, the former Cowboy's wife, "answered the door, took the keys and invoices, started the car to make sure it was working and went back into the locked house, refusing to return the keys or invoices.''

Sanders' bodyguards and housekeepers then moved their cars in front of and behind the Lincoln so that it couldn't be towed back to the garage, the lawsuit stated.

When Sanders drove up, he refused to pay the invoice amount, handing Compton a $1,500 check and saying, "Praise Jesus ... I follow what in my heart I'm told to pay.''

JPhillips
07-14-2003, 09:34 AM
Jesus told me to buy a pirated copy of CM4 from Thailand for $4.59. Sorry Marc, but I gotta follow the Lord.

Ksyrup
07-14-2003, 09:35 AM
Jesus Rebuilt My Hotrod.

Subby
07-14-2003, 09:42 AM
He's too blessed to be stressed!

thesloppy
07-14-2003, 10:02 AM
And the Lord did look down upon the vehicle, and He examined the scratch. After some moments, and consultation with Jeb the Angel of Repair and Restoration, the Lord did turn to Deion, and He said "You can buff that shit out."

Critch
07-14-2003, 10:07 AM
Maybe Jesus should have a word with Deion about all that money he took from the Redskins?

Fritz
07-14-2003, 10:58 AM
I don't know about that Jesus guy. We were out a bar having a few drinks as we used to do from time to to time. sometime during the evening I bumped into this girl I hadn't seen in several years and invited her over. The three of us spend the evening sipping Mai Tais and telling dirty jokes. By closing time I could tell the woman was interested in me and suggested that two us go back to my place - an offer she seemed receptive to. Well, the Mai Tais caught up with my bladder, so I excused myself for a quick trip to the bathroom. When I returned, Jesus was there but the woman was gone. He told me she got a page and had to leave. Crappy luck!

A few weeks later I was in the Wal-Mart shopping for roach motels when I bumped into this woman. I told her how good it was to see her and invited her to dinner. She declined my invitation, so I started to press a little. Finally she broke down and told me that Jesus said that I was destined for eternal damnation and that I broke wind in my sleep. So much for getting a date.

In short, Jesus cock-blocked me.

tucker342
07-14-2003, 11:10 AM
hahahaha:D

This is why I hate Deion Sanders.

Also, when people do this type of shit, it makes me want to pimp slap their ass!

44Niners
07-14-2003, 11:15 AM
Proper way to invoke religion in sports:

“My faith helped me find the internal strength to fight through the adversity and I feel truly blessed for abilities god gave me.”

Wrong way:

“Well God was with us today and he helped us get that first down on 4th and 23 so we kicked their ass!”

Umm – I sure hope God is pretty impartial when it comes to sporting events.

tucker342
07-14-2003, 12:04 PM
Something tells me that god doesn't really care about Deion's car repair bill.

ice4277
07-14-2003, 12:27 PM
Well at least the formula is still correct:

Deion Sanders = Massively huge sack of shit

Anrhydeddu
07-14-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by 44Niners
Proper way to invoke religion in sports:

“My faith helped me find the internal strength to fight through the adversity and I feel truly blessed for abilities god gave me.”

Wrong way:

“Well God was with us today and he helped us get that first down on 4th and 23 so we kicked their ass!”

Umm – I sure hope God is pretty impartial when it comes to sporting events.

Yep.

JeeberD
07-14-2003, 01:20 PM
Deion is such a dick.

Oh, and why is it "Former Cowboy Deion Sanders"? He spent the most years playing for the Falcons. He also played for the Niners and the ForeSkins. Haven't the Cowboys had enough bad press in the past? Does Deion now have to forever be considered a Cowboy?!?!?!

MylesKnight
07-14-2003, 01:22 PM
In a word Jeebs..... YES! :D

Franklinnoble
07-14-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Deion is such a dick... Does Deion now have to forever be considered a Cowboy?!?!?!

Sounds fair to me.

EagleFan
07-14-2003, 03:29 PM
I like it even better when you hear boxers thanking God. Thanks you for allowing me to beat the hell out of my opponent. Like God had a dime on the fight and wanted to make sure you won.

B & B
07-14-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Jesus Rebuilt My Hotrod.

That was choice. Nice one.

sabotai
07-14-2003, 04:06 PM
" I like it even better when you hear boxers thanking God. Thanks you for allowing me to beat the hell out of my opponent. Like God had a dime on the fight and wanted to make sure you won."

Yeah, i like this too. It's kind of funny seeing all these God-crazed boxers when if you think about it, if Jesus was around today, I'd think the sport he'd most likely not agree with is boxing. I just don't see Jesus as a big boxing fan.

44Niners
07-14-2003, 04:53 PM
I'm not sure Jesus would get NASCAR either, then again I don't get NASCAR so...

tucker342
07-14-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Deion is such a dick.

Oh, and why is it "Former Cowboy Deion Sanders"? He spent the most years playing for the Falcons. He also played for the Niners and the ForeSkins. Haven't the Cowboys had enough bad press in the past? Does Deion now have to forever be considered a Cowboy?!?!?!

see not only does your team smoke crack, and get arrested, now they're cheap to!:D;)

Mac Howard
07-14-2003, 09:30 PM
Perhaps the repair shop owner should change his name to Caesar ;)

Travis
07-14-2003, 11:06 PM
And yet the judge rules in favor of Deion. Apparently now it wasn't just what God told him to pay, but what he had told the mechanic his ceiling was for the repair cost.

Wee bit of a turnaround on his reasoning behind not paying a penny over $1,500.

Ruling (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-sanders-carrepairs&prov=ap&type=lgns)

sabotai
07-14-2003, 11:21 PM
"During the one-day trial, a representative for Sanders testified that he told Compton there was a $1,500 ceiling on the cost of repairs. "

What...a representative for Sanders...you mean Sanders didn't even bother to show up?

Axxon
07-14-2003, 11:24 PM
I read it like the representative is the one who informed the shop owner of the ceiling so he had to testify about that. Seems likely that Sanders would leave such a detail to somebody else.

sabotai
07-15-2003, 12:00 AM
Hmm, maybe you're right. It's a shame when you become so rich and have so many hobbies, that you actually have to hire represenatives to do your hobbies for you. :)

Axxon
07-15-2003, 12:12 AM
I'd like to check that out first hand before commenting further sabotai. :)

JonInMiddleGA
07-15-2003, 12:16 AM
Which is about how I figured this would turn out, another crook trying to rip off somebody with some cash they figured wouldn't bother to tell 'em no.

mckerney
07-15-2003, 01:46 AM
Wait, did the Jesus Jesus tell him that, or Jesus from The Big Lebowski? Cause the second guy was a sex offender.

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

Butter
07-15-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Jesus Rebuilt My Hotrod.

Satan is My Motor.

Swaggs
07-15-2003, 11:56 AM
The judge was probably afraid of eternal damnation.