Dr. Sak
07-15-2003, 09:02 PM
Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage
Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage
10. "There hasn't been a good bizarre ballpark attack in a while"
9. "Always wanted to be on Marv Albert's blooper reel"
8. "Looking to land a big endorsement deal with Jimmy Dean"
7. "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you blindside the opposing team's costumed racing mascot"
6. "It was a Brewers-Pirates game. Somebody had to liven things up"
5. "The bratwurst gave me fifty dollars to take down the sausage"
4. "I guess I misunderstood the Atkins diet"
3. "When a giant sausage is running at you -- you act on instinct"
2. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't"
1. "Who doesn't 'pound the sausage' every once in a while"
Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage
10. "There hasn't been a good bizarre ballpark attack in a while"
9. "Always wanted to be on Marv Albert's blooper reel"
8. "Looking to land a big endorsement deal with Jimmy Dean"
7. "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you blindside the opposing team's costumed racing mascot"
6. "It was a Brewers-Pirates game. Somebody had to liven things up"
5. "The bratwurst gave me fifty dollars to take down the sausage"
4. "I guess I misunderstood the Atkins diet"
3. "When a giant sausage is running at you -- you act on instinct"
2. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't"
1. "Who doesn't 'pound the sausage' every once in a while"