Fans Need a Scorecard

[Fritz]

17 year career with a 5 time bowl winner

only missed 8 games in 17 year career (248 games played)
Started 188 of 248 games.

2nd all time receptions (842)
5th all time in receiving yards (11,036)
6th all time in recieving TDs (60)

his year to year stats are nothing to look at, but what else does this fake guy have to do to get some fan love?

[sachmo71]

Get caught with a handgun in his carryon.

[tucker342]

start snorting crack

[Abe Sargent]

Bang an ugly chick.

-Anxiety

[korme]

bang a hot chick

[Passacaglia]

Buy a lot of score cards?

[Franklinnoble]

Spit on a kid in the stands.

[Bonegavel]

Find smarter fans.

[cuervo72]

Start making child support payments to his 7 kids by 5 women.

[Franklinnoble]

Beat up a teammate or assistant coach.

[cuervo72]

Punch out a reporter.

[JeeberD]

Slam his penis in a car door...

[sachmo71]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Slam his penis in a car door...

What is the matter with you? UGH!

[Coffee Warlord]

Bang a guy.

[cartman]

Bang a gong

[Easy Mac]

Bang Fritz

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by sachmo71
What is the matter with you? UGH!

Well, it's an injury that would certainly get him on the news...

[Easy Mac]

A man who speaks from experience.

[cartman]

Hmmm, this is about the closest I can think of in the real world, but outside of folks in Seattle, who would have recognized Steve Largent if they ran into him on the street?