Listerine Fresh Strips for Your What?

[JPhillips]

While my wife was waching something last night, I saw the most disturbing commercial I can remember. Apparently for women who don't smell fresh there are now little strips that can be inserted to provide a pleasant scent. They look like big Listerine strips and dissolve the same way.

I don't know, I just don't know.

[bbor]

It's about time...those tuna smelling strips were getting tired.

[Fritz]

This is a big improvement from the hockey puck sized scent chips.

[JeeberD]

Mmmmmm, minty fresh! :)

[Easy Mac]

mmm butterscotch.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally posted by Fritz
This is a big improvement from the hockey puck sized scent chips.

They're called "urinal cakes" my friend...

[TLK]

If it's really that bad down there...... it's time to call it quits....

[Easy Mac]

thats why you cum early

[McSweeny]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
thats why you cum early

oh so that's your excuse? ;)

[Easy Mac]

tell your mom I'm sorry, but I could only support her weight for so long.

[mrskippy]

Wonder what happens when you mix the flavor with a flavored condom?

[Swaggs]

Another instant classic thread brought to you by the fine folks at FOFC. :)

[Fritz]

Originally posted by mrskippy
Wonder what happens when you mix the flavor with a flavored condom?

welcome back mrskippy. whats this I hear about you tasting condoms?

[mrskippy]

I've just seen 'em buddy.

[Esquared1]

Originally posted by TheLionKing
If it's really that bad down there...... it's time to call it quits....

Back in the day, if a man was to use a Halls Cough Drop when performing on a woman, it was to bring her pleasure.

I wonder if this strip is to do the same thing?

[Easy Mac]

2 words

altoids

[Fidatelo]

Did it say what flavours they come in?

[mrskippy]

Originally posted by Esquared1
Back in the day, if a man was to use a Halls Cough Drop when performing on a woman, it was to bring her pleasure.

I wonder if this strip is to do the same thing?

Considering the Listerine strips make my mouth tingle and burn when I use them, you gotta figure the effects they'd have on a pussy.

[tucker342]

I can only imagine....

[tucker342]

dola-

when are they going to come out with Listerine Fresh Strips for our ass? It would make your farts smell winter fresh!

[Draft Dodger]

there's something fishy about this thread

[Franklinnoble]

Originally posted by tucker342
dola-

when are they going to come out with Listerine Fresh Strips for our ass? It would make your farts smell winter fresh!

I have a trout in my rectum...

[Fidatelo]

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
I have a trout in my rectum...

... he stuffed in the trout to eat the gerbil, I don't know why he stuffed in that gerbil! Perhaps he'll die!

[Easy Mac]

I said Jesus Walter, you know you're just going to get that cat stuck up your ass like the last one.

And he says to me, Brodie, how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out.

[Buzzbee]

Originally posted by Fritz
welcome back mrskippy. whats this I hear about you tasting condoms?

Originally posted by mrskippy
I've just seen 'em buddy.

Yeah, seen 'em, but never had the opportunity to use one. :D

[Julio Riddols]

If in the future I am in a restaurant with a date, and she says she is going to go freshen up.. Do I take that as a sign she wants me?

This really changes the politics of dating, IMO.

[AZSpeechCoach]

Don't get the two confused. Who would want their breath to smell like pussy?

[AZSpeechCoach]

dola...

Besides Rosie O'Donnell

[tucker342]

bad images.

Rosie O'Donnell - pussy :shutters:

[JeeberD]

You're peeking through Rosie O'Donnell's shutters to look at her pussy???

Gross.... :shudders: