You Stupid Son-of-a-Bitch

[thealmighty]

This was my youth pull for the week.

I thought, well, I can sell him for enough to cover my expenses, no problem, so I put him up for sale.

Then, I saw... He is a CLOWN and I do not have one. Fuck me raw. :eek: :mad:

SO, how much do clowns go for...enough to sell him anyway, or do I bid on him myself no matter what? How much will it cost me to do that, just 5% since he is my youth squad player, or what?

Paul Spann (16676462)
19 years, passable form, healthy
A popular guy who is tranquil and upright.
Has disastrous experience and solid leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 37 000 US$
Wage: 700 US$/week
Owner: Fear of God
Warnings: 0

Stamina: inadequate Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: inadequate
Winger: weak Defending: weak
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: inadequate

[MacroGuru]

I thought you were talkin to me, and the first thing that popped into my head was...

How the hell does he know my mother.....

[Alf]

Advertise him. He should sell for $40K at least.

[Alf]

ville warriors (57256) from England posted in Global Conf that he was looking for a clown. You could contact him.

[Nyarlahotep]

I wouldn't risk a fine to avoid having to look for a clown. Don't people advertise them in the ad section?

[albionmoonlight]

I just bid on him.

[thealmighty]

If he doesn't go for much, I'll bid to take him back myself, since I could sell the semi-clown foreigner I have now, get a full clown, and save the 20% extra I am paying the other guy.

[vex]

Originally posted by albionmoonlight
I just bid on him.



I have outbid you, you vagrant!

[Franklinnoble]

Looks like you don't need to advertise anywhere else but here...