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QuikSand
10-12-2003, 02:24 PM
Okay, I realize that not everyone has a wife... feel free to include comments made by your girlfriend or significant other of whatever sort. Topic is entirely up to you.
QuikSand
10-12-2003, 02:25 PM
Mrs. Q: Isn't it a little early in his career for Cuba Gooding to resort to the "retard" role?
QuikSand
10-12-2003, 02:26 PM
Mrs Q: (Upon seeing footage of Byron Leftwich) "He's a pantload."
MrBug708
10-12-2003, 02:28 PM
From my mother

Naked you entered this world, Naked you leave (If I ever thought of running away)
Cringer
10-12-2003, 02:35 PM
Mrs. Cringer after the Colt-Buc game last week refering to the Colt comeback....

"They did that just because i always ask you why they don't just end the game early in games like that......."
Alan T
10-12-2003, 02:44 PM
From mrs. T:

"I like Dr. Sak and Dr. Jap"
korme
10-12-2003, 02:50 PM
From Lady Shorty: "I'm not real, silly."
Schmidty
10-12-2003, 02:55 PM
From my beloved partner, Mr. Schmidt:

"Meoooow"
QuikSand
10-12-2003, 03:01 PM
Yeah... maybe I should have measured my words more carefully there.
MizzouRah
10-12-2003, 03:40 PM
Mrs. MizzouRah: "Are you going to the Rams game tomorrow night?"

Me: "Yes"

Mrs. MizzouRah: "How do you plan on shitting out money for the game?"
Eaglesfan27
10-12-2003, 03:44 PM
Mrs. EaglesFan27 (who is not a fan of the Eagles at all and chooses to root against whatever team I root for in any particular game because I'm paying attention to football and not her): "The Cowboys win! The Cowboys win! Now I'm going to dance around naked to maybe get your attention."

ME: "But the Steelers are coming on."

Mrs. EaglesFan27: "Fine, I'll go dance naked alone."
JeeberD
10-12-2003, 04:09 PM
I heart Eaglesfan27's wife... :D


From JeeberD's little lady:

"I can't wait for the Cowboys game today. I'm still excited from last weeks game!" (We went to the Cowboys-Cardinals game last week.) :eek:
vulcan
10-12-2003, 04:18 PM
Mrs V: It really does work!

*This being said after my nipples were nearly ripped off after waxing my chest*

NOTE:

Don't ask just find the thread labled "Vulcans Waxing Adventures"
Nyarlahotep
10-12-2003, 06:58 PM
Nyar's girl: Ewwww!! This is horrible. Taste it.
MrBug708
10-12-2003, 09:11 PM
Wow, I did not need that visual image
sachmo71
10-12-2003, 09:49 PM
My wife: "Why are you asking questions? I gave you an order, now move, Mister!"
bbor
10-12-2003, 11:22 PM
"who are the T.B Bucs....oh wait.....i know...they're Thunder Bay Buccaneers."

Mind you..this was 4 or 5 years ago when i was teaching her how to play QB1....now rarely a Monday goes by that we don't go play...she's hooked.:)
mckerney
10-12-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
I heart Eaglesfan27's wife... :D


From JeeberD's little lady:

"I can't wait for the Cowboys game today. I'm still excited from last weeks game! A few more years of improvement and they might be almost as good as the Vikings!" (We went to the Cowboys-Cardinals game last week.) :eek:

Wow, that is surprising, she's able to keep it all in perspective.
AnalBumCover
10-12-2003, 11:46 PM
AnalBumCover's Bar Chicks: "Okay, one picture... Can I go now?"
mckerney
10-12-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Shorty3281
From Lady Shorty: "I'm not real, silly."

Yours says that too, huh? :(
klayman
10-13-2003, 04:18 AM
klaywoman (taking a bath upstairs and reading the fliers delivered that day): "How big is a 26 inch tv?"

klayman (annoyed at having a conversation over a flight of stairs while a hockey game is on): "About the size of my dick!"

klaywoman (without realizing what she is actually saying) :"Who the hell would want a tv that small?"
CamEdwards
10-13-2003, 05:57 AM
I'm fairly certain she knew exactly what she was saying, klayman. :)
klayman
10-13-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by CamEdwards
I'm fairly certain she knew exactly what she was saying, klayman. :)

:D

You would think, but she's blonde...she had no clue what 26 inches actually was.
Axxon
10-13-2003, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by klayman
:D

You would think, but she's blonde...she had no clue what 26 inches actually was.

Maybe not, but blondes do know dick sizes very very well. :D
The Afoci
10-13-2003, 12:12 PM
My Lady: If I catch you with one more lab...Blah blah blah.
Fritz
10-13-2003, 12:15 PM
From a date with a girlfiend some years ago

gf: I think we shoud stop seeing each other

Fritz: Women don't talk during the stanley cup.


and she sat there until the end of the game and then broke with me. I felt so cool.
Franklinnoble
10-13-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Fritz
From a date with a girlfiend some years ago

gf: I think we shoud stop seeing each other

Fritz: Women don't talk during the stanley cup.


and she sat there until the end of the game and then broke with me. I felt so cool.

I heart Fritz.
CamEdwards
10-13-2003, 12:59 PM
Very nice, Fritz!

This is probably appropriate since new dad Franklin just posted. I got this on Saturday night:

Her: "I want another baby."

I was going to say "And I want to do you in the butt, so I guess neither one of us will be getting what we want, will we?", but then I decided I wanted to live.
Fritz
10-13-2003, 01:03 PM
it was either that or post:

Mrs. Fritz: I am moving out tomorrow.

Which I thought might be kind of a buzzkill. For the record, I was not nearly as cool on that one. I hate blowing an opportunity.

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More good/bad Fritz

a friend's GF: Does my ass look big in this?

Fritz: Of course it does. Your ass looks big in everything - you have a big ass.
JeeberD
10-13-2003, 01:23 PM
That last one reminded me of something that happened at work yesterday. I was waiting on this couple who were in their mid-twenties and they had just finished their meal. I offered them dessert and...

Woman: I really wish I had some room for some tiramisu...

Man: Why don't you check with your ass? I'm sure it thinks you have room.

I was shocked, but I couldn't stop from laughing.

Oh, and she wound up getting the tiramisu anyways...
Butter
10-13-2003, 01:30 PM
Cam, I feel your pain.

Hmmm. Considering the content of your post, that's probably not the best way to phrase it, but oh well.
Franklinnoble
10-13-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Cam, I feel her pain.



I suspected as much... ;)
CamEdwards
10-13-2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Cam, I feel your pain.

Hmmm. Considering the content of your post, that's probably not the best way to phrase it, but oh well.

I'm not sure if you're talking about another child or... the other thing. I'm not even sure if I want you to elaborate. :)
Breeze
10-13-2003, 01:53 PM
Following a very stressful evening with the babies....

Mrs. Breeze, "Can you believe that we are actually going to bed at 8:30 on a Friday Night."

or

Catching me zoning out watching a VeggieTales video...

Mrs. Breeze, "Honey, you do realize the children are asleep and you can turn that off now."