Wizard robe and hat, charging rhinos, and more!

[cartman]

Here's a link to one of our favorite sites, with a lot more chats captured. Quite a few more good ones, but it's almost impossible to top the first round.

hxxp://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

[Ksyrup]

OK, the one about 4 or 5 down, where she is trying to be sexy, and he's acting like a geek having sex for the first time, had me in stitches. I really can't believe she stuck around after the sneezing on her breasts and getting a pubic hair caught in his throat. Good stuff.

[Tasan]

Oh good stuff. You need to go back to the wizard robes sometimes. And Ksyrup, I agree, that person had patience beyond where I'd be willing to go.

[rkmsuf]

OK, the one about 4 or 5 down, where she is trying to be sexy, and he's acting like a geek having sex for the first time, had me in stitches. I really can't believe she stuck around after the sneezing on her breasts and getting a pubic hair caught in his throat. Good stuff.

man that was funny...couldn't stop laughing.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong

[Ksyrup]

I think that guy was Sol Rosenberg. He should have brought his shoes and glasses...so he had them.

[Ksyrup]

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.


LOL!

[rkmsuf]

somehow this was perfectly ok



Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.


this chat is a keeper.

[Fritz]

fuck you all. I am still pissed about my hamper

[bbor]

AWESOME!

[Masked]

There's nothing more serious than a rhino...

hxxp://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20040422/od_nm/rhino_dc

[korme]

i drop kick you, and rip off your left leg leaving a small bloody stump. "you aint pretty no more!!!"


hahahahaha

[korme]

cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
VictimX_27: ???
cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU
cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!


hahgahaha

[tucker342]

OK, the one about 4 or 5 down, where she is trying to be sexy, and he's acting like a geek having sex for the first time, had me in stitches. I really can't believe she stuck around after the sneezing on her breasts and getting a pubic hair caught in his throat. Good stuff.
that one was hilarious:D

Probably the third best one after the Wizard and the Rhino.

[judicial clerk]

Probably the third best one after the Wizard and the Rhino.

Don't forget the pizza delivery boy.

[TLK]

How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.


:D

[Blade6119]

i needed to read these again...too great.

"Aint nothing more serious then a rhino about to charge your ass!"

[oykib]

The Ghostbusters bit is classic.

Egon and Ray sneak in from the back...