sterlingice
07-28-2004, 11:13 PM
Since I was bounced from the cup this week, I was off looking for teams for my Friendly Hippo Tour this season. I was jumping from team to team, looking for top div Oceania teams to challenge as part of my 6 continents in 6 weeks (or 5 in 5 if I don't get a good Oceania acceptance and they're the only "country" on that continent and I've already played there). And I stumbled across this press release that made me chuckle:
http://www1.hattrick.org/Common/teamDetails.asp?TeamID=37306
"7/25/2004 at 05.45 HT's Shocking Announcement
The HT Development team this week made some shocking revelations, not the least of which were:
a) Defense never has mattered. It's not even calculated by the game engine.
b) The Youth Sytem in HT was devised by Satan, in a 3-way deal involving Bjorn's soul and a Southern Black Guitar Player
c) There really are no developers of HT, they have been missing for several years. HT is just a matrix of remaining semi-sentient computer simulation programs creating random patterns for fun."
(from my Trillian Log: [28 July 2004::23:08] TargetPractice: The sad part is I'm not going to refute any of those claims :P)
SI
http://www1.hattrick.org/Common/teamDetails.asp?TeamID=37306
"7/25/2004 at 05.45 HT's Shocking Announcement
The HT Development team this week made some shocking revelations, not the least of which were:
a) Defense never has mattered. It's not even calculated by the game engine.
b) The Youth Sytem in HT was devised by Satan, in a 3-way deal involving Bjorn's soul and a Southern Black Guitar Player
c) There really are no developers of HT, they have been missing for several years. HT is just a matrix of remaining semi-sentient computer simulation programs creating random patterns for fun."
(from my Trillian Log: [28 July 2004::23:08] TargetPractice: The sad part is I'm not going to refute any of those claims :P)
SI