You don't make friends with salad...

[digamma]

Lisa: Dad, can't you have some other kind of party, one where you don't serve meat?

Homer: All normal people love meat, if I went to a barbecue and there was no meat I would say:
Yo, where's the meat?
I'm trying to impress people Lisa, you don't make friends with salad.

Bart: You don't make friends with salad...

Homer & Bart: You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad,..

[FBPro]

Some of my best friends are salad.

[Peregrine]

I think it's "You don't win friends with salad" but close enough ;)

[sachmo71]

It depends on how it's tossed.

[rkmsuf]

Emril could

[Sun Tzu]

It depends on how it's tossed.

with <i>syrup</i>

[Fritz]

with <i>ksyrup</i>

this is why places have dont ask dont tell policies

[Desnudo]

I think it's "You don't win friends with salad" but close enough ;)

I think it's actually "You can't make friends with salad," but close enough. :D

[Sun Tzu]

I have just been Fritzed for the first time. Do I get any special FOFC priveldges now?

[Bee]

I have just been Fritzed for the first time. Do I get any special FOFC priveldges now?

Subby will be over shortly...

[Franklinnoble]

I have just been Fritzed for the first time. Do I get any special FOFC priveldges now?
You should be receiving a tube of astroglide and a packet of wet-naps in the mail in the next 5-7 business days.

[Peregrine]

I think it's actually "You can't make friends with salad," but close enough.

From the definitive source:

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03

"Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you
don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there
was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm
trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with
salad."

[lurker]

The extra B is for BYOBB.

(And it's clearly "win"! It sounds so much better.)

[digamma]

From the definitive source:

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03

"Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you
don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there
was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm
trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with
salad."
I'll take the definitive source, but I must admit that I simply copied and pasted "make" from a different web site. Oh well. The point is the same.

Go back to Russia!

[Ksyrup]

this is why places have dont ask dont tell policies
I haven't tossed off to the Simpsons since Season 8. It's been downhill since then.

[ISiddiqui]

But what if it's 'Tater Salad'?

[Peregrine]

The point is the same.

I agree, that's why I said "close enough" ;)

[Desnudo]

Damn, my memory is failing me. Too many crappy recent episodes are pushing out all the good stuff.

[Peregrine]

Too many crappy recent episodes are pushing out all the good stuff.


I agree, though there have been some surprisingly good episodes this season, they've really been trying to track the show back in some of its old directions. But the last few seasons have been largely bad IMO.

[lurker]

What you gotta do is look up which episodes will be on in your area in advance. I saw that in my area for the next few weeks the ten o'clock episodes are all from the last two seasons (they've shown one episode three times in one week) so I don't bother watching those and will just watch the 6 o'clock ones. The bad ones were starting to taint my memories of the good ones, so I had to do this.

Or you could get the DVDs. I'm too cheap to get it for myself. I'm still waiting for *someone* to get that for me for a birthday or something.

[sterlingice]

From the definitive source:

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03
I was going to go to snpp for the exact quote but I've already been beaten to it. My job here is clearly done.

SI

[Peregrine]

Come on SI, our jobs here are pretty easy, Simpsons quotes, Redskins news, the occasional parody thread post... ;)

[sterlingice]

Come on SI, our jobs here are pretty easy, Simpsons quotes, Redskins news, the occasional parody thread post... ;)
I resent that. I do Simpsons quotes, Rockets news, excessive hattrick posts, and bad jokes :)

SI