CQI

[Ben E Lou]

My wife needs some creative/humorous, but suitable-for-work, definitions for a presentation she's giving tomorrow about "C.Q.I." (Continuous Quality Improvement). I figured this would happen faster with the combined evil genius of guys on here. I'm not good at this sort of thing...

[Draft Dodger]

I have no idea what CQI is even with the acronym spelled out.

[Ben E Lou]

I have no idea what CQI is even with the acronym spelled out.Yeah, neither do I. :( She jsut asked me for help. I know it has something to do with licensing for the adoption agency for which she works.

[Joe]

I have no idea what CQI is even with the acronym spelled out.

Heres what it is:

A process; a way of conducting business

A belief that the opinions and ideas of each person have great value for the institution

A way of governing that allows for input from all interested parties

A philosophy that no matter how good we are, there is always room for improvement

A system that is ONLY successful if people volunteer

[MikeVic]

I was gonna say continuously improving the quality of something.

[Ben E Lou]

Comfortably Quoting Idiots

[Ben E Lou]

Conveniently Quoting Imbeciles?

[cthomer5000]

Consistenly Quashing Innovation?

[Ben E Lou]

Consistenly Quashing Innovation?oooh! We may have a winner!

[Maple Leafs]

Consistenly Quashing Innovation?
(Bell rings) It's over! First round TKO!

[Ben E Lou]

She just changed one of her slides to read: "CQI: Consistently Quelling Innovation, or Continuous Quality Improvement?" Thanks cthomer!

[cthomer5000]

lol, you're welcome.