This is THE MESSAGE BOARD!

[Antmeister]

After looking through the posts (as I usually do everyday now), I begin to realize how useful and entertaining this board is. Not too long ago, my wife was wondering what would be considered a good set of knives.

My reply:
"Hey, why don't you join FOFC and ask THE BOARD."

Her reply:
"Huh?"

After giving her the details, she reluctantly joined. She posts her question and within a couple of hours, she was able to find a good set of knives.

I come to this site for world news, comedy,software, games and politics. I have also seen this site used for relationship, legal, and real estate advice, typographical ribbing,trivia games, and lastly Front Office Football.


I have made a number of purchases based on reviews of FOFCers. And I am proud that the community has spans a number of age groups, professions (and lack thereof) and races. All it needs is just more women. I have experienced births on this board as well as deaths and everything in between like marriages, graduations, etc.

Although my profile says I have been here since 2003, I have actually been visiting this board since 2000 (just check out my old profile called Antmeister.....I just couldn't remember my password or my old email account).

It's funny how a board dedicated to Front Office Football got out of control to make one of the most interesting, dynamic online communities ever. And all this headed by a guy who wears patriotic underwear while posing and stretching his manhood at the same time. Welcome to THE MESSAGE BOARD!

[Kodos]

What does this have to do with bashing either John Kerry or George Bush?!?!? :mad:



















;)

[TargetPractice6]

What does this have to do with bashing either John Kerry or George Bush?!?!? :mad: pics pls k thx

[Franklinnoble]

I hope your wife has embraced the advice of The Ladies Man.

[k0ruptr]

where is the trout in rectum option? :(

[Glengoyne]

I agree. I have abandoned all of my previous haunts, so I can hang out here and annoy other text sim geeks exclusively.

[korme]

i miss MylesKnight :(

[Noop]

Where is TroyF? He is needed in the college football post....

[Easy Mac]

We need some good catchphrases, so we can be just like THE BIG SHOW, Sportscenter.

[Qwikshot]

I'm rich, beyatch!

[Easy Mac]

How about,
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD... YES!!!, but first pix plz thx

[Suicane75]

"That board is like an ugly vagina, even when it's ugly, you still sort of wanna go there."

Too long?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

At least she needed a question answered. I joined because my husband finds you guys more entertaining. Now I am entertaining too. :)

[Easy Mac]

well, at least we helped one person get laid. Now if we could just get the other 3668 members laid.

[Lorena]

<---- shakes her head "That board is like an ugly vagina, even when it's ugly, you still sort of wanna go there."

Too long?

Say what? I should of expected an answer like that from a male dominated board...

[Antmeister]

<---- shakes her head

Say what? I should of expected an answer like that from a male dominated board...

Stop it guys, you are scaring the wife away.....ok forget it.....I know I have no control.

[Antmeister]

At least she needed a question answered. I joined because my husband finds you guys more entertaining. Now I am entertaining too. :)

Just ask anything, you are good for one good post out of 10 - 15. Very useful stuff here.

[Suicane75]

Great, now I feel like a real heel. If it makes ya feel better, im referencing Paris Hiltons vagina, not vagina in general.

Im not helping myself at all.

[TargetPractice6]

i miss MylesKnight :(He's been around some.

[Eaglesfan27]

If we really wanted to scare her away, we'd put up a picture of me in my jean shorts.

[Suicane75]

If we really wanted to scare her away, we'd put up a picture of me in my jean shorts.

Im thinking about leaving due to the very mental image. :D

[Lorena]

Oh, which reminds me, we decided on the

Wusthof Grand Prix 7-Piece Knife Block Set (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/kitchen/B00005MEI3/qid%3D1093050163/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-5960418-5758247). Big thumbs up! These knives are AMAZING, thanks for the b-day present Ant ;)

[Antmeister]

Oh, which reminds me, we decided on the

Wusthof Grand Prix 7-Piece Knife Block Set (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/kitchen/B00005MEI3/qid%3D1093050163/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-5960418-5758247). Big thumbs up! These knives are AMAZING, thanks for the b-day present Ant ;)

No problem, Mrs. Bobbitt

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Just ask anything, you are good for one good post out of 10 - 15. Very useful stuff here.

Agreed. Last week I asked about a multi-functional printer. I think I got three or four serious responses before it degenerated. I don't think trout was mentioned though, so I don't think I've been admitted into the club yet. :)

[Antmeister]

...I don't think trout was mentioned though, so I don't think I've been admitted into the club yet. :)

Classic!

[sterlingice]

No problem, Mrs. Bobbitt
Nice reference even if that did get a cross-legged wince from me; the trivia value was worth it.

SI

[GoldenEagle]

My girlfriend has started reading this message board as well.

[Solecismic]

My wife did a while ago, but the pledge item scared her away. I don't think we'd ever get her to post here.

anticipating edit: pledge of allegiance, not Lemon Pledge.

[Barkeep49]

My wife did a while ago, but the pledge item scared her away. I don't think we'd ever get her to post here.

anticipating edit: pledge of allegiance, not Lemon Pledge.
I read this initially as "My wife died a while ago" and thought "How the hell did I miss that news?"

[Glengoyne]

Im not helping myself at all.
You keep telling yourself that.

[Glengoyne]

Dola,

Oh, which reminds me, we decided on the

Wusthof Grand Prix 7-Piece Knife Block Set (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/kitchen/B00005MEI3/qid%3D1093050163/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-5960418-5758247). Big thumbs up! These knives are AMAZING, thanks for the b-day present Ant ;)I always thought you were DraftDodger's wife. Now I am just so happy for you!

[haji1]

My wife read the board for the first time today. She was reading the post about the unruly child and the responses. She came up with a good idea and is looking into it. Anyway she was still browsing the board when I checked up on her twenty minutes later. Is this a good thing or should I be worried now?

[Lorena]

My wife read the board for the first time today. She was reading the post about the unruly child and the responses. She came up with a good idea and is looking into it. Anyway she was still browsing the board when I checked up on her twenty minutes later. Is this a good thing or should I be worried now?

It's a good thing, I've gotten news from the board as well. It's funny cuz I'd call my husband after hearing the "latest" in sports and he'll say, "Buh, that's old news, I heard it from the board hours ago". Advise, news, how can you not like it?

[korme]

where is the trout in rectum option? :(
http://www.jbl.ootp-leagues.com/host/trout.jpg

[Sharpieman]

I hope your wife has embraced the advice of The Ladies Man.
lol I think I might be the only one who gets that

[Flasch186]

lol I think I might be the only one who gets that


so many punchlines here, where to begin?

[Cringer]

This is funny, because the last few weeks my wife has been saying that she wants to join, because I am always reading stuff to her from here........anyways, I told her she could, but she is not allowed to read my posts.............hasn't done it yet though.

[Flasch186]

Last night was huge...for the first time i read something from here to her and she actually listened the whole way through. Its a new day in Flasch186-ville.

[Cringer]

Last night was huge...for the first time i read something from here to her and she actually listened the whole way through. Its a new day in Flasch186-ville.

Huh....my wife didn't tell me you were over last night..... :confused:

[Flasch186]

well, It was my GF that was over there last night, I just read it to her over the phone.

[Cringer]

well, It was my GF that was over there last night, I just read it to her over the phone.


My wife and your GF?


hate to say this, but.......

pix pls.

[Flasch186]

cringe, i submit for your approval

http://www.usfl-fof.com/Pictures/ashley.jpg

[Cringer]

ok, i approve.....

now for what i was really after, the "action" shots of her and my wife.........:D

[Flasch186]

oh, posting them next...

[Antmeister]

oh, posting them next...

What just happened to this thread? I don't view it for a day and this is what happens.....

so please hurry and post pix please....

[MIJB#19]

Where is TroyF? He is needed in the college football post....He's turned to the evil side after showing up in the English Premier League soccer thread.

[Lorena]

I stumbled across this post and wanted an update: did any of your wives/girlfriends/significant others join?

Pix on the wife/GF action... pls thx

[DeToxRox]

Yeah Coffee got me to joi --.

... I MEAN PSSH NO

[ice4277]

Yeah Coffee got me to joi --.

... I MEAN PSSH NO
I KNEW IT

[DeToxRox]

I KNEW IT

Wait until you fall asleep.

[SirFozzie]

I stumbled across this post and wanted an update: did any of your wives/girlfriends/significant others join?

Pix on the wife/GF action... pls thx

One Of Us! One Of us! :)