what kind of porn do you prefer?

[Fritz]

what kind of porn do you prefer?

[Sporkimata]

The kind with sex.

[cuervo72]

nporn all the way.

[Subby]

If by jporn you mean Former Ambassador Jean Kirkpatrick porn, then I choose 'B'.

That is, unless, the n in nporn represents classic Ned Beatty porn. Not his new stuff though. His new stuff is shit.

[VPI97]

What are nporn and jporn?

[Desnudo]

What's the difference?

[VPI97]

dola - Where's the Bea Arthur option?

[Fritz]

that was way too early in a thread to invoke Bea Authur

[Sporkimata]

Wheres the trout in rectum porn option?

[VPI97]

that was way too early in a thread to invoke Bea AuthurCan't help it.

I need a fix.

[Sporkimata]

Didnt Ron Jeremy and Bea Authur do some pretty hot stuff together?

[rkmsuf]

Let's get it on!

http://www.deaconsteve.com/bobjudge/images/bea.jpg

[Subby]

Thank you for not posting her dick.

[kurtism]

[Jeff Ross]Sandra Bernhardt... Man, I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick."[Jeff Ross]

[TLK]

when in dobut..... go with option one....

[cuervo72]

Just ask Google...I'm in the majority here.

[VPI97]

Just ask Google...I'm in the majority here.I'm too scared to Google it.

[Franklinnoble]

I don't get it.

[Franklinnoble]

I'm too scared to Google it.
I'm not googling that from the office.

[Noop]

What is it?

[JeeberD]

qporn, or course...

[Franklinnoble]

What is it?
I dunno... YOU google it and tell me...

[VPI97]

We need more of these types of threads and less political types of thread.


WHO'S WITH ME!?!?!

[JeeberD]

jporn appears to be japanese porn of some sort. Haven't found a clear answer to nporn yet...

[VPI97]

jporn appears to be japanese porn of some sort. Haven't found a clear answer to nporn yet...necrophelia porn?

[cuervo72]

qporn, or course...

If Qporn somehow involves Gates McFadden, I could get my support.

[Sporkimata]

Q-bert porn?

[oliegirl]

Where is the "I prefer to make my own porn" option???? ;)

[VPI97]

Where is the "I prefer to make my own porn" option???? ;)pix pls k thx bye

[Franklinnoble]

If Qporn somehow involves Gates McFadden, I could get my support.
http://www.geocities.com/szarelli/entertainment/scifi/delancie.jpg
Q Porn?

[Franklinnoble]

pix pls k thx bye Wow... that reply was posted in under a minute. Well done.

[rkmsuf]

Wow... that reply was posted in under a minute. Well done.

stalker

[Radii]

If jporn is japanese, then I vote for any other option, unless that option is German porn, in which case Japanese is the lesser of two evils. To quote the South Park movie, "What the fuck is wrong with German people?!"

[Sporkimata]

Not enough Siberian porn.

[Leonidas]

Hot women need to be in porn before I'll watch it. Guess I'm funny that way.

[rkmsuf]

Cricket porn with lots of straw rubbing

[Franklinnoble]

Pirate Porn.

HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[cuervo72]

Not enough Siberian porn.

This immediately brings to my mind Vanessa Angel in Spies Like Us...damn she was hot.

[korme]

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

[Noop]

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
:eek:

[rkmsuf]

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

thank you. I can rest easy now with this knowledge.

[Franklinnoble]

Shorty is wise beyond his years. I blame FOFC.

[Hurst2112]

Not enough Siberian porn.

What's so hot about Serbian porn?

[SplitPersonality1]

Not enough Siberian Husky porn?

Dude. You scare me.

[Ksyrup]

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
Damn! Where's that thread where we discussed the equestrian fetish story from Real Sex on HBO? Not sex with a horse, but sex with people who dress like horses, and who like to be ridden, combed, trotted, etc. Bizarre, bizarre, stuff. I couldn't find it by searching.

Thanks for the reminder, Shorty. That was classic stuff.

[Ksyrup]

I found it - it wasn't equestrian fetish, but equine.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=13536&highlight=horse+fetish

It's buried in there, it's not the Drew Henson story.

[SirFozzie]

Japanese Porn is a scary scary thing..

[Sporkimata]

SplitPersonality1

Dude. You scare me.
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Ahem. I said siberian. Not husky porn. Though a lot of Siberians are very husky when you think about it.

[SFL Cat]

I like it on the cob....oh wait, you said porn.

[Sporkimata]

Ty cob? Now thats old fashioned kinky.

[Julio Riddols]

Take it to the bank-y?

Lets make comics.

Good referencing.

[korme]

thankyou julio. i got a thing for girls who say "aboot".

[Buccaneer]

Japanese Porn is a scary scary thing..
Not even close. German porn, esp. from the 1970s/early 1980s is still the scariest stuff ever filmed. So I'm told.

[Suicane75]

I dare to anyone to find any german porn that doesnt include the words family or shit in it.

[Buccaneer]

...or includes a chicken or two.