This didn't come from FOF

[Solecismic]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/10/06/siegfried.roy.shooting.ap/index.html

And some of you think my one-year suspensions are a bit odd.

[Young Drachma]

Wow..some wacky stories out of the NFL lately.

[TLK]

this thread would've been better.... had it been titled: Whatever happened to Cole Ford? :)


:edit: I can't spell tonight....

[kingfc22]

Ah it's just another Oakland Raider.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Ah it's just another Oakland Raider.

Those whacky Raiders... What'll they think of next!

And Jim... Please don't get any ideas... Tobacco withdrawl syndrome is bad enough...

[Solecismic]

this thread would've been better.... had it been titled: Whatever happened to Cryzayschahaeg Paerlkiwriuwicz? :)


:edit: I can't spell tonight....

I suppose you're right, but it was hard enough to convince the guy that shooting at Sigfried and Roy's house was a good career move.

[Ksyrup]

Laces out, Roy!

[JeeberD]

I always knew that Cole Ford was bad news...

[MizzouRah]

Since when has Jim started a thread that didn't read: TCY or FOF? :)


Todd

[kcchief19]

I think that should be a suspension in FOF ...

Raiders kicker Cole Ford has been suspended for one-year for violating the league's strict policy against assaulting Las Vegas entertainers.

[MrBug708]

No, he's a Trojan

[Maple Leafs]

Ah it's just another Oakland Raider.
See, if it had been a Bengal, that would have been irony.

[Qwikshot]

Ray Finkle where have you gone?

[EagleFan]

...and he couldn't even hit what he was shooting at...

[BigJohn&TheLions]

...and he couldn't even hit what he was shooting at...

Authorities are also questioning Scott Norwood since several shots were wide right.

[yabanci]

I just hope Sebastian Janakowski doesn't try to gun down Penn and Teller. He's been doing pretty well for the Raiders lately.

[EagleFan]

Oddly, this kind of reminds me of a comic that I saw last year at the Comedy Stop. The skit was about people who get killed in odd ways and the question was just how badly was God trying to kill them. How many failed attempts led to their eventual demise?

First, an attack by a tiger. Now an ex-NFL kicker taking shots outside their home. I think God has a contract out on one of them. ;)

[rkmsuf]

He could go right out there and kick tomorrow if the phone rang from the NFL .

[Senator]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Nov-23-Tue-2004/photos/ford.jpg

Former Oakland Raiders kicker Cole Ford, who faces charges in connection wtith a Sept. 21 drive-by shooting at the home of magicians Siegfried Fischbacher and Roy Horn, appears Monday in Las Vegas Justice Court. A judge scheduled a Dec. 17 preliminary hearing for Ford, whose attorneys have requested that he undergo a mental evaluation. Photo by Gary Thompson.

[Pyser]

looks like that kicker is on the jason giambi training method.

cant wait to see one of my players actually get suspended for attacking a vegas entertainer, which i hear can now happen. sweet.

[Suicane75]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Nov-23-Tue-2004/photos/ford.jpg
Fargo Times: Saturday February 23rd 2011
Former FOFC Member Sovereignstar emerged from over 6 years in seclusion this morning, muttering about how electricity and humor drove him to a life of ice fishing and scribbling "that was stupid" on the wall of his cabin. Authorities say that although no crime was commited, it was perhaps in the young mans best interest to be removed from his 6 year solitude by force when upon getting a telgram from his loved ones he began ranting about how "damn people have the worst friggin grammar i've ever seen, sons of bitches!@!@!" and proceeded to stomp and stomp until his shanty shack started to slowly sink into the frozen lake it sat on.

[sovereignstar]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Nov-23-Tue-2004/photos/ford.jpg
Fargo Times: Saturday February 23rd 2011
Former FOFC Member Sovereignstar emerged from over 6 years in seclusion this morning, muttering about how electricity and humor drove him to a life of ice fishing and scribbling "that was stupid" on the wall of his cabin. Authorities say that although no crime was commited, it was perhaps in the young mans best interest to be removed from his 6 year solitude by force when upon getting a telgram from his loved ones he began ranting about how "damn people have the worst friggin grammar i've ever seen, sons of bitches!@!@!" and proceeded to stomp and stomp until his shanty shack started to slowly sink into the frozen lake it sat on.

I hate ice fishing.

[rkmsuf]

I hate ice fishing.

It's not fishing. They should call it ice waiting. You just drop your line through the ice and wait.

Actually they should call it ice flag chasing. You just wait for a flag to go up and go get the fish.

[Chief Rum]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Nov-23-Tue-2004/photos/ford.jpg

Someone get that man a sports bra! Where's Meatloaf when you need him?