Desnudo
11-06-2004, 02:37 PM
This IWS was interrupted by the great server outage of 04' and consequently we only ended up with 20 entries. Can IWS recover? Will fans turn out again for IWS #90, or has IWS been forever scarred by this work stoppage? On to the questions:
1. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one item, what would it be?
Boat - 4
Woman - 4
Cell phone - 2
Computer - 2
Radio - 2
Big League Chew - 1
Jennifer Aniston - 1
Jessica Alba - 1
Huge vibrator - 1
Knife - 1
Lighter - 1
For those who responded woman, you can blame a few of the pickier stupids for being so specific. For the guys who replied computer. Where are you going to plug it in? Stupid. ;) Nice variety of answers.
2. Name the worst current NFL head coach.
Dave Wannstedt - 12
Dennis Ericson - 4
Mike Martz - 1
Butch Davis - 1
Fred Sanford - 1
Joe Gibbs - 1
Keep in mind this vote occurred before the Dolphins had such a horrible losing streak. Taken today, I would think it would be all Dave.
3. What is the best brand of hot sauce?
Tabasco - 14
Frank's Red Hot - 2
Taco Bell - 2
Jamaica Hell Fire - 1
Spanky McSnatch - 1
I was hoping for more variety, but I guess stupid likes what he likes.
4. Name your favorite African country.
Egypt - 10
South Africa - 5
Congo - 1
Kenya - 1
Nigeria - 1
Zimbabwae - 1
sweden - 1
Stupid likes to visit the pyramids.
5. In what year will the first manned spacecraft exit our solar system?
2100 - 5
2050 - 3
2020 - 2
1961 - 2
Never - 2
1959 - 1
2025 - 1
2045 - 1
2150 - 1
2200 - 1
2230 - 1
Stupid was generally pretty optimistic here as most thought we'd send somenoe out of the solar system within 100 years. A few conspiracy theorists think that we already have.
6. What is your favorite branch of the military?
Marines - 9
Air Force - 4
Army - 3
Navy - 2
Coast Guard - 1
Gays - 1
Stupid proves that it's more fun to fire a rifle than to paddle a boat.
Results
Name Q1 # Q2 # Q3 # Q4 # Q5 # Q6 # SCORE %
Subby 1 1 1 1 2 1 2 0.0%
flere-imsaho 2 12 2 1 1 4 192 0.1%
DeToxRox 1 12 2 1 1 9 216 0.1%
Coffee Warlord 4 1 14 1 2 2 224 0.1%
Bomber 4 1 2 5 2 9 720 0.2%
pjstp20 1 12 2 5 1 9 1,080 0.4%
kingfc22 2 4 14 1 2 9 2,016 0.7%
Shorty3281 2 12 1 10 1 9 2,160 0.7%
cartman 1 4 14 10 1 4 2,240 0.7%
dangarion 4 1 14 10 2 3 3,360 1.1%
General Mike 2 4 14 10 2 2 4,480 1.5%
Mustang 1 12 14 10 1 4 6,720 2.2%
Raven Hawk 1 12 14 5 3 3 7,560 2.5%
Fouts 2 12 14 10 5 1 16,800 5.6%
gottimd 4 4 14 10 3 9 60,480 20.0%
KWhit 2 12 14 5 5 9 75,600 25.0%
JeeberD 4 12 14 10 5 3 100,800 33.3%
Top 3!!
MIJB#19 4 12 14 10 5 4 134,400 44.4%
Chief Rum 4 12 14 5 5 9 151,200 50.0%
And the champion of IWS #89......
panerd!
panerd 4 12 14 10 3 9 181,440 60.0%
Congrats to panerd on your third IWS win! And thanks to all who responded. panerd will now pick up the baton for IWS #90...
Thanks!
1. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one item, what would it be?
Boat - 4
Woman - 4
Cell phone - 2
Computer - 2
Radio - 2
Big League Chew - 1
Jennifer Aniston - 1
Jessica Alba - 1
Huge vibrator - 1
Knife - 1
Lighter - 1
For those who responded woman, you can blame a few of the pickier stupids for being so specific. For the guys who replied computer. Where are you going to plug it in? Stupid. ;) Nice variety of answers.
2. Name the worst current NFL head coach.
Dave Wannstedt - 12
Dennis Ericson - 4
Mike Martz - 1
Butch Davis - 1
Fred Sanford - 1
Joe Gibbs - 1
Keep in mind this vote occurred before the Dolphins had such a horrible losing streak. Taken today, I would think it would be all Dave.
3. What is the best brand of hot sauce?
Tabasco - 14
Frank's Red Hot - 2
Taco Bell - 2
Jamaica Hell Fire - 1
Spanky McSnatch - 1
I was hoping for more variety, but I guess stupid likes what he likes.
4. Name your favorite African country.
Egypt - 10
South Africa - 5
Congo - 1
Kenya - 1
Nigeria - 1
Zimbabwae - 1
sweden - 1
Stupid likes to visit the pyramids.
5. In what year will the first manned spacecraft exit our solar system?
2100 - 5
2050 - 3
2020 - 2
1961 - 2
Never - 2
1959 - 1
2025 - 1
2045 - 1
2150 - 1
2200 - 1
2230 - 1
Stupid was generally pretty optimistic here as most thought we'd send somenoe out of the solar system within 100 years. A few conspiracy theorists think that we already have.
6. What is your favorite branch of the military?
Marines - 9
Air Force - 4
Army - 3
Navy - 2
Coast Guard - 1
Gays - 1
Stupid proves that it's more fun to fire a rifle than to paddle a boat.
Results
Name Q1 # Q2 # Q3 # Q4 # Q5 # Q6 # SCORE %
Subby 1 1 1 1 2 1 2 0.0%
flere-imsaho 2 12 2 1 1 4 192 0.1%
DeToxRox 1 12 2 1 1 9 216 0.1%
Coffee Warlord 4 1 14 1 2 2 224 0.1%
Bomber 4 1 2 5 2 9 720 0.2%
pjstp20 1 12 2 5 1 9 1,080 0.4%
kingfc22 2 4 14 1 2 9 2,016 0.7%
Shorty3281 2 12 1 10 1 9 2,160 0.7%
cartman 1 4 14 10 1 4 2,240 0.7%
dangarion 4 1 14 10 2 3 3,360 1.1%
General Mike 2 4 14 10 2 2 4,480 1.5%
Mustang 1 12 14 10 1 4 6,720 2.2%
Raven Hawk 1 12 14 5 3 3 7,560 2.5%
Fouts 2 12 14 10 5 1 16,800 5.6%
gottimd 4 4 14 10 3 9 60,480 20.0%
KWhit 2 12 14 5 5 9 75,600 25.0%
JeeberD 4 12 14 10 5 3 100,800 33.3%
Top 3!!
MIJB#19 4 12 14 10 5 4 134,400 44.4%
Chief Rum 4 12 14 5 5 9 151,200 50.0%
And the champion of IWS #89......
panerd!
panerd 4 12 14 10 3 9 181,440 60.0%
Congrats to panerd on your third IWS win! And thanks to all who responded. panerd will now pick up the baton for IWS #90...
Thanks!