Kill AE!

[Poli]

Blast that punk for losing to Russia!

Wait, never mind. That's me.

[saintjo]

Quick, grab the torches and pitch forks and all storm AE's clubhouse!

[sterlingice]

And burn that FOFC place he hangs out at!

SI

[Qwikshot]

Burniate Burniate!!!

[Alf]

burninate is the more appropraite word :p

[BreizhManu]

<dl> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> What makes you think she is a witch?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #3:</dt> <dd> Well, she turned me into a newt.</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> A newt?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #3:</dt> <dd> I got better.</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> Burn her anyway!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Burn!</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Are there?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> Ah?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> What are they?</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> Tell us! Tell us!...</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> Tell me. What do you do with witches?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> Burn!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Burn!</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> And what do you burn apart from witches?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> More witches!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #3:</dt> <dd> Shh!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> Wood!</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> So, why do witches burn?</dd> <dd> [pause]</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #3:</dt> <dd> B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> Good! Heh heh.</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> Oh, yeah. Oh.</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Build a bridge out of her.</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Oh, yeah.</dd> <dt> RANDOM:</dt> <dd> Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> Does wood sink in water?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> No. No.</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> No, it floats! It floats!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Throw her into the pond!</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> The pond! Throw her into the pond!</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> What also floats in water?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Bread!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> Apples!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #3:</dt> <dd> Uh, very small rocks!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Cider!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> Uh, gra-- gravy!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> Cherries!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> Mud!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #3:</dt> <dd> Uh, churches! Churches!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> Lead! Lead!</dd> <dt> ARTHUR:</dt> <dd> A duck!</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> Oooh.</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> Exactly. So, logically...</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> And therefore?</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #2:</dt> <dd> A witch!</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #1:</dt> <dd> A witch!</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> A witch! A witch!...</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #4:</dt> <dd> Here is a duck. Use this duck.</dd> <dd> [quack quack quack]</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> Very good. We shall use my largest scales.</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...</dd> <dt> BEDEVERE:</dt> <dd> Right. Remove the supports!</dd> <dd> [whop]</dd> <dd> [clunk]</dd> <dd> [creak]</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> A witch! A witch! A witch!</dd> <dt> WITCH:</dt> <dd> It's a fair cop.</dd> <dt> VILLAGER #3:</dt> <dd> Burn her!</dd> <dt> CROWD:</dt> <dd> Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...</dd> </dl>

[saintjo]

you know things are getting out of control when people start quoting monty python.

run ae, run!!!!!!!

[sterlingice]

No thread has ever been hurt by quoting Monty Python.

SI

[ur_land]

and many have been improved

[thealmighty]

The world would be a better place if a "Monty Python quote in Every Thread" rule were instituted.

[blackout]

that was awesome