Wierdest moment in an elevator.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

So I get on an elevator heading to work. It's me, another guy, and an attractive young lady on the elevator. I'm going up to 23 and the other two are stopping at lower floors.

When the elevator first stops, the guy gets off. Then when the doors close, the young lady says to me: "Now that we're alone..."

Do I have to say what went thru my mind at this point?

Unfortunatly she continued: "Do you mind if I pull the underwear out of my butt? It rode up and I have an interview. I was hoping to get an elevator alone, but, since it's just me and you!"

Talk about a good laugh! I even jokingly asked if she needed any assistance...

Ahh, that one moment though. It lasted only a second, but you would never believe what a man can imagine in one second.

[cthomer5000]

strange girl.

[korme]

perv

[ISiddiqui]

Did you have the look of a man who knows what a good wedgie is like? ;)

[WSUCougar]

Sounds like the start of a Penthouse letter.

[Buccaneer]

Elevators are fast and Emerg Stop will get everyone from Homeland Security swarming down, so there was not much that could have happened.

[Ksyrup]

You should have told her that wouldn't happen if she wore a thong.

[Deattribution]

You should have told her that wouldn't happen if she wore a thong.

He should have told her that she could borrow his and get her really going.

[CamEdwards]

you should have offered to eat the wedgie out of her ass. works for me every time.

[Swaggs]

Was the music typical elevator music or porn guitar music?

If it was the porn guitar music, you blew a golden opportunity.

[Comey]

Hopefully you're not questioning your sexuality now, since she found you non-threatening in that manner. ;)

[Comey]

you should have offered to eat the wedgie out of her ass. works for me every time.
I thought your move was telling her racers do it in the pits.

[sterlingice]

Elevators are fast and Emerg Stop will get everyone from Homeland Security swarming down, so there was not much that could have happened.
Bucc, put some thought into this? ;)

SI

[Joe]

did she have a fat ass?

[mhass]

pics pls, thnx.

[Desnudo]

Sounds like the start of a Penthouse letter.

I wonder if the elevator was in a lingerie warehouse.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I'll say this. It was a much better experience than the time I looked at the elevator floor and saw that someone had left a small pool of baby batter in the middle of it. Thank God I had not stepped in it.

[MikeVic]

What kind of elevators do you go on??

[BigJohn&TheLions]

What kind of elevators do you go on??

I work in the same building as Google, Sean Combs, and 17 magazine.

[Yossarian]

I work in the same building as Google, Sean Combs, and 17 magazine.


Cause... y'know, even sucessful companies need cleaning staff :-p

[Rizon]

Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me.

Fletcher: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma.

NSFW PICTURE:
hxxp://www.krista-allen-homepage.com/photos/liarliar05.jpg

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me.

Fletcher: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma.

NSFW PICTURE:
hxxp://www.krista-allen-homepage.com/photos/liarliar05.jpg

I... I think I'll go drink some milk...

[Ksyrup]

According to Aerosmith, you were going the wrong way, or else you would have been living it up.

[Desnudo]

Instead, he's nothing but a penthouse pauper.

[Tekneek]

The Philosophy of Aerosmith.

[Loren]

imagine all the other possible elevator moments you two might have if she gets that job :p