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Draft Dodger
05-02-2005, 05:27 PM
Just got a phone call - confused elderly woman who had dialed a wrong number - "am I talking to you or are you a recording?"
st.cronin
05-02-2005, 05:28 PM
"I asked you first."
korme
05-02-2005, 05:30 PM
Just got a phone call - confused elderly woman who had dialed a wrong number - "am I talking to you or are you a recording?"
"Please leave a message after the beep."
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
05-02-2005, 05:37 PM
"Oprima numero dos para espanol"
DeToxRox
05-02-2005, 05:58 PM
what color are your panties?
Airhog
05-02-2005, 06:13 PM
Would you like the opportunity to invest in a business deal guaranteed to make you 100% return on your investment?
sabotai
05-02-2005, 06:15 PM
Grandmom! Dad told me you were dead!!
Easy Mac
05-02-2005, 06:20 PM
yes
DeToxRox
05-02-2005, 06:25 PM
or ...

BOO!
Buzzbee
05-02-2005, 06:43 PM
At the beep, please leave your name, social security number, and bank account number.

BEEEEEP.
Senator
05-02-2005, 06:53 PM
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Raiders Army
05-02-2005, 06:55 PM
am I talking to you or are you a recording?
Bearcat729
05-02-2005, 07:25 PM
I answered the phone once at work and the guy asked me is this real or is this Memorex?
RPI-Fan
05-03-2005, 12:04 AM
I used to have my message set as "Hello... Hello?... Are you there? Hello?.....".

Got the funniest responses on the message machine when I came home.
timmynausea
05-03-2005, 12:16 AM
"No, we're the survivors of oceanic flight 815!"

or

"Well, you are technically speaking to me, but I am a robot, so take that for what it's worth."
sabotai
05-03-2005, 12:21 AM
"Why did you throw that necklace off the ship you selfish bitch! That guy spent his whole life looking for it!"
weinstein7
05-03-2005, 01:02 AM
Why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie you want to see?
mckerney
05-03-2005, 01:06 AM
"This isn't 213-2125?"
"No, this is 998-7999. What the hell's wrong with you? What are you drunk? You're drunk aren't you?"
21C
05-03-2005, 01:10 AM
I often get phone messages from my Mom, who is 78 and Polish, where she is finishing a sentence and then hangs up. I don't get to hear the whole message because she doesn't wait for the beep since she often thinks she is talking to me.

The funniest one was where she was getting annoyed with the answering machine because she thought it was me and I wouldn't answer her. She hung up in a huff.