Trapped in the Closet

[stevew]

So RK meets C at a party, goes to her house, and has sex with her but then C's man, Ru comes home and finds RK in the closet after RK gets a call on his cell phone...shoulda used Vibrate!!!!!.....but RK has a gun, meanwhile Ru gets pissed at C for having sex with RK, but then Ru brings Bu up to the apartment, and reveals him to be his Boyfriend(gay!!!!), and they are getting married..so RK(Republican?!?!) gets pissed off, and leaves and calls his house, but hears a man's voice and, drives 75 mph home, until he gets stopped by an officer for speeding, but then RK's GF says it was just her brother T, so RK and GF have passionate sex, and he is just about to climax when HE REALIZES THERE IS A CONDOM(Safe Sex!!!!) on his sheets, and he doesnt use any, so he gets pissed at GF, who eventually reveals that she was sleeping with the Cop who gave RK a ticket, cause her friend R introduced her to the cop who is friends with Bu.

[Tara]

Ahhhhhhh! I was waiting to buy his last album to know how it's gonna end :D !!! I hate you ;)

[Buzzbee]

Hmmm...this sounds like a job for Flere. I need a diagram. :confused:

[Flasch186]

remarkably Im lost.

[timmae]

hiding in the closet with a gun? What kinda girlie man is this RK?

[flere-imsaho]

Hmmm...this sounds like a job for Flere. I need a diagram. :confused:

I'm gonna need a lot more coffee....

[Tara]

You really are lost? BTW he is a really hot girlie man...

[sachmo71]

remarkably Im lost.


Even thought I overuse ellipsis, I believe they are called for here.

[Flasch186]

Even thought I overuse ellipsis, I believe they are called for here.

boy im slow on the uptake cuz this one got me too :confused:

[flere-imsaho]

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/RK.gif

[stevew]

Golden.

[Flasch186]

no internet pron?

[JeeberD]

I used to have a good friend named Ru. He worked with me at BK. He was an ex-con, but a cool cat...

[timmae]

Golden.

brilliant!!

[Logan]

I heard the whole 5 "chapters" on Power 105.1 on the 4th, and even though it was so bad, I couldn't make myself turn it off. I just had to keep listening to hear how stupid it would get.

And I heart flere.

[Young Drachma]

That diagram is classic.

As for that damn song.. I'm tired of R. Kelly

[korme]

hilarious fiere

[kingfc22]

That is AWESOME!!!

[AlexB]

Trapped in the closet... Here was me thinking this was stevew's first steps to coming out!

[Loren]

GREATASTIC diagram..the first song sucks ass but i couldnt turn away from the video either, mixture of hmm what happens next along with, OMG this isnt EVEN MUSIC :confused: ..good to know the whole story though, i think..
I know there's the hot child molester thread on the women which is ok, but i dunno if RK would even make it to a GUY one, he kinda lost the "hotness" ability when he was stupid enough to have a videotape of it all done :rolleyes:

[Emiliano]

Diagram=masterpiece

[Ksyrup]

Best song about being trapped in a closet:


Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.
Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet.
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget.
Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I'm back in the very same place I was before.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

And I can't bust out, and I can't break free.
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can't go home, and I can't get loose,
And I try to escape, but it's just no use.
And I can't ever leave, and I can't ever win.
And we're runnin' outta air, and the walls are closin' in.
And I can't go back, and I can't get through.
But Vanna, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I'm coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I'm falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

[Qwikshot]

I watched the DVD video with friends, by the end of the night, we could actually sing a good portion of it...

It's like a car crash you can't but help rubberneck.

[Pacersfan46]

People actually are paying attention to this stupid set of songs?

I swear.

[Ksyrup]

Reserve your copy today!



http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BI5MQS.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Klinglerware]

I guess R.Kelly is going through his Styx phase...

[Raiders Army]

This is a strange thread.

[stevew]

Oh god.

[Flasch186]

remarkably i dont remember this thread :)