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jbmagic
09-19-2005, 10:00 PM
Jennifer Aniston tells Oprah she's 'ready to date"
http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/news/insdr20050919t081000003039/
cartman
09-19-2005, 10:02 PM
The line forms behind me!
:D
sabotai
09-19-2005, 10:03 PM
*stabs cartman in the kidney with a knife*
......line starts behind me!
DaddyTorgo
09-19-2005, 10:03 PM
bah. i'm over her. she's so...90's.
sabotai
09-19-2005, 10:04 PM
bah. i'm over her. she's so...90's.
Yeah...but so am I (I'm gettin' old :( )
sovereignstar
09-19-2005, 10:05 PM
Anyone else watch Leprechaun on the Sci-Fi Channel this weekend? Huh? Huh?
DaddyTorgo
09-19-2005, 10:06 PM
Yeah...but so am I (I'm gettin' old :( )
26 here. well...26 on 10/5. i'm 90's too, but i think she was way more attractive in the 90's as opposed to now.
jbmagic
09-19-2005, 10:07 PM
i still like Jennifer Love Hewitt better.
sovereignstar
09-19-2005, 10:10 PM
i still like Jennifer Love Hewitt better.
But Aniston's body is so much tighter. You can tell that she works hard to keep her body in shape. Hewitt, not so much.
jbmagic
09-19-2005, 10:19 PM
jennifer love hweitt has the better rack :)
ThunderingHERD
09-19-2005, 10:27 PM
Never understood the fascination with Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are hundreds of girls I"d rather bang.
cartman
09-19-2005, 10:43 PM
*stabs cartman in the kidney with a knife*
......line starts behind me!
I am so pissed off right now. I'll kick you squah in dee nuts!!!
http://vcsel.micro.uiuc.edu/~leejc/images/cartman_ang.gif
Greyroofoo
09-19-2005, 10:45 PM
So Jennifer Aniston is ready to date Oprah? Did I read that right?
Galaxy
09-19-2005, 11:11 PM
Never understood the fascination with Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are hundreds of girls I"d rather bang.
Same here. She's cute, but that's about that. As for Oprah, men watch that?
Vince
09-20-2005, 12:22 AM
I'll gladly take one for the team, sample both, and return to tell you which is better.
ThunderingHERD
09-20-2005, 12:24 AM
I'll gladly take one for the team, sample both, and return to tell you which is better.
Hey, I'm still not saying fucking her wouldn't be the greatest day of my life. If only for the story.
Draft Dodger
09-20-2005, 12:34 AM
True, Jennifer Love Hewitt is pretty hot and has a great rack. But Chicks hate her.
Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston is prettier and probably is the 1 chick that most straight woman would admit to wanting to be with.
I'll take the hot bisexual sex fantasy ANY day, thank you.
ThunderingHERD
09-20-2005, 12:42 AM
Actually I think Aniston is a favorite of chicks that wouldn't admit to wanting to be with another woman. Angelina Jolie is probably the favorite bisexual fantasy.
I have always liked Jennifer Aniston since i saw her in friends, she is not a hot woman, she is more the pretty and weak girl we all wanted to date when we were teens. She is not a sexual fantasy for me, there are tons of women better for sex, she is the girl i would hug and kiss for hours... if i were not married :)
Schmidty
09-20-2005, 03:03 AM
Dola.
Aniston has a beautiful face and an average body. Nikki Cox + Aniston's face = Perfect.
Runtheball
09-20-2005, 07:15 AM
I never understood the fascination with Jennifer Anniston.
There are hundreds of other girls I'd rather bang.
Near the top of that list of hundreds of girls would be Angelina Jolie.
cuervo72
09-20-2005, 07:55 AM
I'm not understanding the "beautiful" thing either. Very attractive, yes. But not a drop dead gorgeous face (her nose and chin I think put her out of the "classical beauty" category - for that, see Jim's French girl). If anything, I liked her early on (back in the Leprechaun days) for her cute little body more than anything.
sovereignstar
09-20-2005, 08:00 AM
Dola.
Aniston has a beautiful face and an average body. Nikki Cox + Aniston's face = Perfect.
Yes. Fake boobs equal perfection. :rolleyes:
cuervo72
09-20-2005, 08:04 AM
Given how early Cox started "blooming", I doubt hers are fake.
sovereignstar
09-20-2005, 08:07 AM
Given how early Cox started "blooming", I doubt hers are fake.
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 08:09 AM
What self-respecting guy watches or reads ANYTHING that includes the name "Oprah" and talks about some chick's dating life???
Weenies.
rkmsuf
09-20-2005, 08:11 AM
Aniston is so not hot anymore. Brad made the right move.
Lorena
09-20-2005, 08:16 AM
I never understood the fascination with Anniston either. Some pictures make her chin look square:
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/photos/anniston_pitt_cp_6946193.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/troy/jennifer_aniston/troypres.jpg
I don't see it.
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 08:20 AM
I never understood the fascination with Anniston either. Some pictures make her chin look square:
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/photos/anniston_pitt_cp_6946193.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/troy/jennifer_aniston/troypres.jpg
I don't see it.Sheesh. Not only a thread about some chick's dating habits ( :rolleyes: ), but a thread about an UGLY chick's dating habits, no less. Now that I've seen this gal, I *REALLY* don't get why any of you guys care.
rkmsuf
09-20-2005, 08:21 AM
You had no idea who Jennifer Aniston was?
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 08:28 AM
You had no idea who Jennifer Aniston was?I'd heard the name, but she hasn't been in any movies I've seen, I'm pretty sure, so not really. Because of my job, I try to keep myself at least somewhat familiar with the flavor-of-the-month pop artists, and I don't think I've heard/seen her name in any of those conversations/research, so my assumption would be that she's an actress, either on chick-flicks or TV, but since neither are on my radar, neither is she.
I'd heard the name, but she hasn't been in any movies I've seen, I'm pretty sure, so not really. Because of my job, I try to keep myself at least somewhat familiar with the flavor-of-the-month pop artists, and I don't think I've heard/seen her name in any of those conversations/research, so my assumption would be that she's an actress, either on chick-flicks or TV, but since neither are on my radar, neither is she.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/
Ksyrup
09-20-2005, 08:43 AM
YOU DIDN'T SEE ROCKSTAR!!!???
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 08:44 AM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/Heh. The mean sis in Ferris Bueller! So she has been in a movie that I've seen, but you gotta admit that she looks a good bit different than 15 years ago. :p There's nothing else on that movie list that I've seen, other than a few clips from "Bruce Almighty" at camps. I don't remember a girl being in any of the clips I saw, though.
rkmsuf
09-20-2005, 08:44 AM
YOU DIDN'T SEE ROCKSTAR!!!???
OFFICE SPACE!
rkmsuf
09-20-2005, 08:45 AM
Heh. The mean sis in Ferris Bueller! So she has been in a movie that I've seen, but you gotta admit that she looks a good bit different than 15 years ago. :p There's nothing else on that movie list that I've seen, other than a few clips from "Bruce Almighty" at camps. I don't remember a girl being in any of the clips I saw, though.
man you are out of it
Ksyrup
09-20-2005, 08:45 AM
Heh. The mean sis in Ferris Bueller! So she has been in a movie that I've seen, but you gotta admit that she looks a good bit different than 15 years ago. :p There's nothing else on that movie list that I've seen, other than a few clips from "Bruce Almighty" at camps. I don't remember a girl being in any of the clips I saw, though.
I think that's Ferris Bueller the TV series. The mean sis in the movie was Jennifer Grey, better known for Dirty Dancing.
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 08:57 AM
I think that's Ferris Bueller the TV series. The mean sis in the movie was Jennifer Grey, better known for Dirty Dancing.Heh. Well I SAID she looked a good bit different! :D Maybe I haven't seen her before, then. :p
cuervo72
09-20-2005, 09:07 AM
That's ok, Jennifer Grey looks a bit different nowadays too.
cuervo72
09-20-2005, 09:12 AM
hxxp://www.askmen.com/women/actress_60/67b_nikki_cox.html
hxxp://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/87.html
Check out especially the pic on the second link. Those hang like they're natural.
(And seriously, it's not like big breast don't occur in nature. They do. Not all of them are plastic.)
FrogMan
09-20-2005, 09:13 AM
not to pile on or anything, but you've never ever seen Friends, not even one minute among the gazillion reruns they have on TV. I mean they're at all times on TV, before the local news, after the local news, ads during the local news...
FM
JeeberD
09-20-2005, 09:34 AM
I heart cuervo...
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 09:48 AM
not to pile on or anything, but you've never ever seen Friends, not even one minute among the gazillion reruns they have on TV. I mean they're at all times on TV, before the local news, after the local news, ads during the local news...
FMI am aware that there is a show called "Friends," and I can play the theme song to it on guitar and lead in singing it for my YL club. However, I've never watched it. I don't think I've watched a TV show other than the occasional episode of "Cops," or rerun of a 70's or 80's show, since the early 90's.
EDIT: And I don't think that, since I moved to the Atlanta area in '91, I've watched the local news apart from:
1. on fall Friday nights, at a post-game party, and we only turn up the sound during the high school football report
2. to see a specific report about a major event such as the Venable murders or Brian Nichols story
Galaxy
09-20-2005, 10:38 AM
I never understood the fascination with Jennifer Anniston.
There are hundreds of other girls I'd rather bang.
Near the top of that list of hundreds of girls would be Angelina Jolie.
Never thought of Jolie as hot either. Anniston is cute, Hewitt-cute, Jolie-blah, Garner-average. Hollywood girls are overrated.
QuikSand
09-20-2005, 10:42 AM
I defer to cuervo on all these matters - he has my proxy.
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 10:43 AM
Never thought of Jolie as hot either. Anniston is cute, Hewitt-cute, Jolie-blah, Garner-average. Hollywood girls are overrated.What's really funny is that I don't know anything about Angelina Jolie or Lindsay Lohan, but whenever I hear either name, I immediately think, "She got some big-ass titties." http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif
rkmsuf
09-20-2005, 10:59 AM
Someone needs to craft a SkyDog pop culture quiz.
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 11:02 AM
Someone needs to craft a SkyDog pop culture quiz.Some parts of it I'm more well-versed on than most 36-year-olds, due to my occupation, but the parts that:
a. don't interest me
and
b. should only apply to junior high and high school girls
do not get my attention at all.
Raiders Army
09-20-2005, 11:03 AM
What's really funny is that I don't know anything about Angelina Jolie or Lindsay Lohan, but whenever I hear either name, I immediately think, "She got some big-ass titties." http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif
You need to get off the computer and watch TV more.
Ben E Lou
09-20-2005, 11:07 AM
You need to get off the computer and watch TV more.TV bores me. {shrug}
Buzzbee
09-20-2005, 11:24 AM
TV bores me. {shrug}
How would you know? You haven't seen it in 15 years. :p
rkmsuf
09-20-2005, 11:25 AM
Try some Skinimax.
sovereignstar
09-20-2005, 11:47 AM
hxxp://www.askmen.com/women/actress_60/67b_nikki_cox.html
hxxp://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/87.html
Check out especially the pic on the second link. Those hang like they're natural.
(And seriously, it's not like big breast don't occur in nature. They do. Not all of them are plastic.)
I still stand with the same stance. I believe she did have large breasts to begin with. And you're right about her being an early bloomer; she made a guest appearance on Baywatch when she was *ahem* pretty young and she had boobies then too.
But I do believe that she jumped from say a 'C' cup to a 'DD' or whatever she is now. Her nipping out ratio isn't high enough for some of the things she wears. I believe her nipples have indeed been stretched. A meh face and not very good acting skills = I could use some bigger boobs to help continue my Hollywood career.
That's it, that's my case, George.
rkmsuf
09-20-2005, 11:51 AM
so her nipples have been stretched?
Buzzbee
09-20-2005, 12:07 PM
so her nipples have been stretched?
Sorry. I couldn't help it. She said she liked it rough.
cuervo72
09-20-2005, 12:10 PM
Her face isn't the best, but certainly good enough (and like I said, I don't think Aniston has that killer a face, either...just happened to land a hit show, and a big-name beau). I'll stick by my belief that they are real, but I have no bona fide proof, no. If you can pinpoint where she made that "leap" I'd be curious...she was pretty well stacked during that Married With Children ripoff, and was still pretty young.
Surtt
09-20-2005, 12:27 PM
I think Nikki Cox cam off the desirable list when she married Bob Goldthwait.
Raiders Army
09-20-2005, 12:40 PM
I think Nikki Cox cam off the desirable list when she married Bob Goldthwait.
I thought they were engaged but called it off prior to marriage.
Schmidty
09-20-2005, 01:30 PM
I think Nikki Cox cam off the desirable list when she married Bob Goldthwait.
She'd be desirable even if she was married to Bob Dole.
sovereignstar
09-20-2005, 08:53 PM
Alright.. after discussing the situation further with an associate of mine who has a Bachelor's in boobies, I retract all my previous statements. Nikki Cox's melons are real. There, I said it.
JeeberD
09-21-2005, 09:24 AM
You can always trust Sui to steer sov in the right direction...
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