Matthew McConaughey is SMOKIN HOT!!!

[oliegirl]

The intro to the Rose Bowl...what I wouldn't do to hit that, and spank it, and, well, lots of dirty things that would make this thread NSFW.

Farrah can have Drew Weatherford, I'm taking Matthew!

[Schmidty]

My wife is gaga over him.

I could beat his ass. Bastard. ;)

[stevew]

This is getting out of control.

[st.cronin]

Where's the poll?

[vex]

This is getting out of control.
Yup.

[gottimd]

What about Elephant man?

These man threads need to cease.

[WrongWay]

Have you seen him play his Bongos?




FYI... He was arrested last year for smoking dope and playing his bongo drums in the nude while his neighbors watched. He was also arrested for resisting, because it took 3 cops to make him put his clothes back on.

[Senator]

The Golden Age of FOFC is over.

[Schmidty]

What about Elephant man?

These man threads need to cease.

Why? There are constant female "Hot or Not" threads, so mhy not let the ladies have their fun?

ARE YOU ALL SEXIST?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?

[Desnudo]

ARE YOU ALL SEXIST?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?

Yes.

[Ben E Lou]

Why? There are constant female "Hot or Not" threads, so mhy not let the ladies have their fun?

ARE YOU ALL SEXIST?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.

[Schmidty]

Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.

Ouch.

I think you should start a Front Office Kitchen Central and ban the women to be forced to post there. That'll teach 'em.

[gottimd]

Alright, who broke wind?

[cthomer5000]

The Golden Age of FOFC is over.
"

[Lorena]

Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.

Up yours Skydog... we're here and we ain't goin' ANYWHERE!!

I don't appreciate you saying that one bit. :mad:

[gottimd]

The Golden Age of FOFC is over.
Can we get some sort of FOFC timeline?

[Schmidty]

I think a lot of you guys are just uncomfortable with the fact that you really do find Matthew McConaughey smokin' hot.

[Desnudo]

Can we get some sort of FOFC timeline?

What age are we in now?

[st.cronin]

I think a lot of you guys are just uncomfortable with the fact that you really do find Matthew McConaughey smokin' hot.

You have GOT to be kidding me. MM came across like a real man, strong voice, a longhorn steer, no glitz and glamour. Ferrell was weak, with that whiney voice.


ahem

[ScottVib]

I think its the Triassic ;)

[Ben E Lou]

ahem"A real man"=someone I'd go campin', fishin' or dissect a defensive scheme with.

[Schmidty]

"A real man"=someone I'd go campin', fishin' or dissect a defensive scheme with.

I think those guys in "Brokeback Mountain" did that too. ;)

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.Well then. The One True Dark Jedi has spoken.

[Desnudo]

"A real man"=someone I'd go campin', fishin' or dissect a defensive scheme with.

In MMs' case it would be sitting around naked playing the bongos and smoking dope.

[gottimd]

"A real man"=someone I'd go campin', fishin' or dissect a defensive scheme with.
No inflatable penguins?:D

[Ben E Lou]

In MMs' case it would be sitting around naked playing the bongos and smoking dope.Ugh.

"The only time Real Men chant is at Third and One!"--Flex Crush

[cthomer5000]

What age are we in now?
The Moody and Bloated Age

[Draft Dodger]

well, I for one, can find nothing wrong with having horny chicks posting here.

[JeeberD]

Oh man, this thread is gonna get good...

[ThunderingHERD]

Well then. The One True Dark Jedi has spoken.

Are we going to bring race into this now, too?

[moriarty]

There's nothing worse than checking out the forum at work and having your co-worker looking over your shoulder misinterpreting thread titles like "Matthew McConaughey is SMOKIN HOT!!!".

[KWhit]

well, I for one, can find nothing wrong with having horny chicks posting here.
Especially since I look just like Matthew McConaughey.

[Rockstar]

"Allright,Allright,Allright."

"Thats what I like about high school girls. I get older, and they just stay the same".

[Draft Dodger]

Especially since I look just like Matthew McConaughey.

you too!

[Rockstar]

you too!

Matt couldnt carry my vanity mirror. :D

[Draft Dodger]

interesting, though, that for a manly man message board, the Matthew McConaughey is SMOKIN HOT!!! thread has more than 300+ views in just under 2 hours.

[JeeberD]

I'm just here to see the female revolt...

[Pumpy Tudors]

skydog is hot

[oliegirl]

Up yours Skydog... we're here and we ain't goin' ANYWHERE!!

I don't appreciate you saying that one bit. :mad:


You tell 'em Sister!

GIRL POWER!

[st.cronin]

skydog is hot

I agree. And by 'hot' I assume we both mean 'somebody I would like to break down defenses with.'

[MrBug708]

Well then. The One True Dark Jedi has spoken.

Skydog is S.L.J.?

[cuervo72]

GEORGE: By the way, have you spoken to Elaine yet today?

JERRY: No why?

GEORGE: [sighs] She called Susan last night.

JERRY: Oh yeah, I know.

GEORGE: How do you know?

JERRY: Well it was my idea.

GEORGE: Your idea?

JERRY: Yeah.

GEORGE: Wha’d you do that for?

JERRY: She was looking for someone to go to the show with.

GEORGE: Well that was a really stupid thing! You know what's going to
happen now?

JERRY: World's collide. (points at George)

GEORGE: Whe ... Well yeah!

JERRY: Because this world is your sanctuary and if that world comes into
contact with --

GEORGE: YES! It Blows Up! So if you know that, what did you tell
Elaine for?

JERRY: I didn’t know. Kramer told me about the worlds.

GEORGE: You couldn't figure out the “World's Theory” for yourself? It's
just common sense. Anybody knows, ya gotta keep your worlds apart.
(gesturing with hands going outward)

JERRY: Yeah, I guess I slipped up.

(Kramer enters)

KRAMER: Hey.

GEORGE: Hey.

JERRY: Hey.

GEORGE: He knows the worlds theory.

KRAMER: What is it blowing up?

GEORGE: Ha! (grabs his coat and exits the apartment)

[cuervo72]

GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is
allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him,
Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but
there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the
George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar
George, Bawdy George.

JERRY: I, I love that George.

GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks
through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided
against itself, Cannot Stand!

(Elaine enters)

GEORGE: You're Killing Independent George! You know that, don't you?

ELAINE: George I don't even want to get --

GEORGE: You know what word Susan used last night? Hnuh. Vault! hu,
hu, hu.

ELAINE: So?

GEORGE: She got that from you!

ELAINE: Well, I didn’t tell here to say it.

GEORGE: What is she the only girl in the whole world? Why can’t you get
find your own girl?

ELAINE: I Like Her!

GEORGE: You see (to Jerry). You see. You see what I’m talking about.
It's all just slipping away. And you're letting it happen. (exits --
slamming the door)

[saldana]

not picking sides in this one,but just wondering, can anyone put SkyDog in the Penalty Box? :)

[cartman]

Matthew's brother gets his oil changed at my uncle's oil change center in Dripping Springs, TX. He runs a lot clearing business, getting rid of mesquite trees and prickly pear cactus on people's land.

One of my uncle's employee's asked him if he carried a picture of his brother in his wallet. He deadpanned "Do you carry a pic of your brother in your purse?" :D

[Vegas Vic]

Bwaaaah Hahhhhh!

USC -7 was Brandon Lang's 50-Star College Lock of the Century!

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/605/lang9lo.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

not picking sides in this one,but just wondering, can anyone put SkyDog in the Penalty Box? :)I can.

[Lorena]

not picking sides in this one,but just wondering, can anyone put SkyDog in the Penalty Box? :)

Yeah no shit! I don't mind being called a "chick", but when some asswipe uses the way Skydog did, then it pisses the fuck outta me. :mad: I don't see what the problem is... maybe he needs a Midol to relieve his menstrual cramps.

[Ben E Lou]

Yeah no shit! I don't mind being called a "chick", but when some asswipe uses the way Skydog did, then it pisses the fuck outta me. :mad: I don't see what the problem is... maybe he needs a Midol to relieve his menstrual cramps.Yes.

I've never been a big fan of <s>chicks</s> females, women, girls, or whatever they would prefer to be called, being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.Is that better? I didn't mean for my terminology to be offensive.

[lurker]

I've been trying to figure out how to say this without offending anyone for a while, but I doubt I'll succeed. But I don't see how some women can repeatedly go out of their ways to make posts designed to get reactions (X actor is hot, Y poster turns me on, threesome?, I'd hit that) without also expecting reactions like Skydog's or Senator's. Frankly, I agree with them. Maybe if we just posted because we enjoyed the discussions and not because we wanted flirting we wouldn't get resentment for turning the board into a chatroom. Yes, most of the "pcs plz" posts on this board are from guys. Does that make it funny when women change it up and say it to the guys? Maybe the first 10 times. But then, it's not funny when the idiotic guys say it either.

But just because a few women are occasionally posting about hot guys is no reason to deride all women (or even the women who do make a few posts about it), just like a few guys who can talk about nothing but hot women is no reason to malign men.

[ThunderingHERD]

I gonna have to agree with SkyDog. I rarely ever see the women post anything even remotely on topic, and any threads that they post in have the tendency to devolve into laughable, pathetic internet flirtations.

[lurker]

I gonna have to agree with SkyDog. I rarely ever see the women post anything even remotely on topic, and any threads that they post in have the tendency to devolve into laughable, pathetic internet flirtations.

But those are just the women that are constantly reminding you they're women. How do you know that there's not a lot of women posting intelligent and witty comments but not mentioning their gender, seeing as it's irrelevant? I posted for years before doing that and I think my instincts were right to have kept it to myself.

[GrantDawg]

Wow, someone is on the rag. I think it's Skydog.

[Maple Leafs]

I gonna have to agree with SkyDog. I rarely ever see the women post anything even remotely on topic...
This forum doesn't have "on topic".

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Alright, who broke wind?
LMAO!!!

I had just ripped one while reading this thread...

[Ben E Lou]

Wow, someone is on the rag. I think it's Skydog.What the heck? Is honesty outlawed around here now??? :confused:

[GrantDawg]

What the heck? Is honesty outlawed around here now??? :confused:
No. That's why I said it. :D

[sterlingice]

ZING! :D

SI

[Lorena]

I've been trying to figure out how to say this without offending anyone for a while, but I doubt I'll succeed. But I don't see how some women can repeatedly go out of their ways to make posts designed to get reactions (X actor is hot, Y poster turns me on, threesome?, I'd hit that) without also expecting reactions like Skydog's or Senator's. Frankly, I agree with them. Maybe if we just posted because we enjoyed the discussions and not because we wanted flirting we wouldn't get resentment for turning the board into a chatroom. Yes, most of the "pcs plz" posts on this board are from guys. Does that make it funny when women change it up and say it to the guys? Maybe the first 10 times. But then, it's not funny when the idiotic guys say it either.

But just because a few women are occasionally posting about hot guys is no reason to deride all women (or even the women who do make a few posts about it), just like a few guys who can talk about nothing but hot women is no reason to malign men.

This comment I don't mind. It was subtle, but to the point.

What the heck? Is honesty outlawed around here now??? :confused:

Not at all Skydog, I appreciate honesty, but using words like,
I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, is what upset me. There's a way of saying things tactfully and you were... well... kinda crude.

[Draft Dodger]

I gonna have to agree with SkyDog. I rarely ever see the women post anything even remotely on topic, and any threads that they post in have the tendency to devolve into laughable, pathetic internet flirtations.

how incredibly moronic. wow.

[ThunderingHERD]

how incredibly moronic. wow.

Nuh uh, you are.

[Schmidty]

how incredibly moronic. wow.

Yep. Dude sounded like a major dumbass in that post.

[Schmidty]

Nuh uh, you are.

Ingenious counterpoint. I change my view.

[ThunderingHERD]

Ingenious counterpoint. I change my view.

Was there a point to counter?

[Antmeister]

Was there a point to counter?

trout

[oliegirl]

I've been trying to figure out how to say this without offending anyone for a while, but I doubt I'll succeed. But I don't see how some women can repeatedly go out of their ways to make posts designed to get reactions (X actor is hot, Y poster turns me on, threesome?, I'd hit that) without also expecting reactions like Skydog's or Senator's. Frankly, I agree with them. Maybe if we just posted because we enjoyed the discussions and not because we wanted flirting we wouldn't get resentment for turning the board into a chatroom. Yes, most of the "pcs plz" posts on this board are from guys. Does that make it funny when women change it up and say it to the guys? Maybe the first 10 times. But then, it's not funny when the idiotic guys say it either.

But just because a few women are occasionally posting about hot guys is no reason to deride all women (or even the women who do make a few posts about it), just like a few guys who can talk about nothing but hot women is no reason to malign men.


I am not offended by what you said, however I do think there is a double standard being held here. If you look at the front page of the General Discussion board, at least 30% - 40% of the thread have nothing to do with sports, which is what this board is "dedicated" to. Why is it OK for daily celebrity hot or not threads, countless werewolf threads, political threads, movies, drafts, etc...but not for my ONE thread about Matthew McConaughey.

I've been posting here for about 2 or 3 years, and yes, alot of posts I make are "flirtatious", but they are usually a reaction to something someone else said. Yes, some of the women, including myself, make comments about so and so being "hittable" or "hot" or whatever, but if that is offensive to any men here - but to not call the men who do it out and make such an issue of it when that is what happened to me, is a double standard.

And I am not directing this just at Lurker, but I think she made an intelligent non-offensive post and that is why I chose hers to respond to.

[stevew]

This board needs some order. All I'd ask is for a "sports" section, an offtopic section and a sports gaming/text sim forum to be created out of the clusterfuck that is now the general discussion forum.

I know I'm a dork everyone here is a sports dork to some degree, but then you got werewolves and goddamn hot or not guy threads intertwined with the actual good sports threads, and its just dorky around here sometimes.

[Draft Dodger]

This board needs some order. All I'd ask is for a "sports" section, an offtopic section and a sports gaming/text sim forum to be created out of the clusterfuck that is now the general discussion forum.

I know I'm a dork everyone here is a sports dork to some degree, but then you got werewolves and goddamn hot or not guy threads intertwined with the actual good sports threads, and its just dorky around here sometimes.

I like the clusterfuck.
seriously.

[Easy Mac]

My girl creams every time she sees McCaunawhatever. I'm cool with it. I just pop in Dazed and Confused and she's ready to go... alright alright alright.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

All's I can say is that if the "chicks" every now and then would post something like Scarlett Johanson is hot and they would hit it, then everything would be quite alright.

However, I admit that is another double standard.

[Draft Dodger]

All's I can say is that if the "chicks" every now and then would post something like Scarlett Johanson is hot and they would hit it, then everything would be quite alright.


they do

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Dang, must have missed it. Doing Olliegirl search right now.


Nope, didn't find any such discussion of the ladies. I knew I couldn't have missed it.

[Lorena]

All's I can say is that if the "chicks" every now and then would post something like Scarlett Johanson is hot and they would hit it, then everything would be quite alright.

However, I admit that is another double standard.

Oh yeah, happens quite a bit, especially when there's a discussion on Angelina Jolie... oh my... what a woman.

[Subby]

I like having chicks post here. It breaks up the unrelenting latent homosexual flirting that goes on between all the fellas.

[Radii]

I like the clusterfuck.
seriously.


me too.

[Julio Riddols]

interesting how this "Dude is so hittable" post actually.. Undissolved? Into a relatively pointed discussion about women posting on this particular board.. Considering its been pretty hard to find an "On topic" thread on here for about.. 4 years? (Aside from new releases by Jim and his programming brethren and the beginnings of various seasons of sports)

I see this place as a safe haven for people from everywhere, of any gender, to come and talk about whatever, in jest or on a more serious note. I think its as useful as a source for pertinent news events as it is for getting a good laugh on a pretty regular basis.

Here's to continuity, as far as I am concerned. Let the place evolve and change as much as the people who are associated with it.

[oliegirl]

Oh yeah, happens quite a bit, especially when there's a discussion on Angelina Jolie... oh my... what a woman.


Hands off! I claimed her months ago! :)

[JeeberD]

I like the clusterfuck.
seriously.
Word

[GrantDawg]

I like having chicks post here. It breaks up the unrelenting latent homosexual flirting that goes on between all the fellas.

Yup.

[Desmond]

Everytime I see McConaughey Im always left with the feeling that I'm seeing the mongoloid McConaughey. Ya know, like the younger, slightly off, brother of an actual hunk who is missing a chromosone somewhere. It's like the way I feel when I see Patrick Swayzees brother, except theres only 1 McConaughey.

[oliegirl]

Everytime I see McConaughey Im always left with the feeling that I'm seeing the mongoloid McConaughey. Ya know, like the younger, slightly off, brother of an actual hunk who is missing a chromosone somewhere. It's like the way I feel when I see Patrick Swayzees brother, except theres only 1 McConaughey.

You mean there is an older, hotter Matthew McConaughey out there somewhere? :)

I was thinking about this thread last night, when I went to bed one of his movies was on (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)...of course I had to watch it and then I started thinking about the board.

Needless to say I had nightmares about the board and steamy dreams about Matthew once I fell asleep!

:D

[rkmsuf]

McConaughey's scrotum contains two perfectly oval testes. In Portugal, where Matt's exploits are widely known, his testicles are known as "los huevos de el glorioso".

The eggs of the glorious one.



Had to revive this instant HA classic.

[JeeberD]

I'm still confused by the Portugese speaking of MM in Spanish... http://img236.exs.cx/img236/9268/scratchchin6hy.gif














Os ovos do glorious

[rkmsuf]

I'm still confused by the Portugese speaking of MM in Spanish... http://img236.exs.cx/img236/9268/scratchchin6hy.gif














Os ovos do glorious

that's the genius of it

[sachmo71]

he's dreamy.

Which way to the kitchen?

[Subby]

Everytime I see McConaughey Im always left with the feeling that I'm seeing the mongoloid McConaughey. Ya know, like the younger, slightly off, brother of an actual hunk who is missing a chromosone somewhere. It's like the way I feel when I see Patrick Swayzees brother, except theres only 1 McConaughey.
"Mongoloids" actually have an extra chromosome.

[Shkspr]

McConaughey's scrotum contains two perfectly oval testes. In Portugal, where Matt's exploits are widely known, his testicles are known as "los huevos de el glorioso".

The eggs of the glorious one.


Great. Now every time oliegirl sees Matthew McConaughey, she'll think of chicken abortions.

[rkmsuf]

Great. Now every time oliegirl sees Matthew McConaughey, she'll think of chicken abortions.


Somewhere the HNIC smiles.

[oliegirl]

ROFL!

[sterlingice]

Great. Now every time oliegirl sees Matthew McConaughey, she'll think of chicken abortions.This could only spring forth from the keyboard of an FOFC'er with an abbreviated version of Shakespeare for a user name ;)

SI

[oliegirl]

This could only spring forth from the keyboard of an FOFC'er with an appreviated version of Shakespeare for a user name ;)

SI


Appreviated? What the hell does that mean?

;)

[sterlingice]

It means I had a typo. Oops :p

SI

[oliegirl]

It means I had a typo. Oops :p

SI


Yeah, I know...I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to give you shit :D

[Desmond]

"Mongoloids" actually have an extra chromosome.

Yup, thats him.

[sterlingice]

Yeah, I know...I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to give you shit :DWould this be the correct thread to make a statement like "just like a woman to do that"? ;)

SI

[astrosfan64]

Is that better? I didn't mean for my terminology to be offensive.

Umm her name is dodgerCHICK

[st.cronin]

Umm her name is dodgerCHICK

I noticed that too, but I was afraid to say anything.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Hands off! I claimed her months ago! :)

Now, we're talking. 95% of all woman I know would "hit" her. The other 5% are lesbians. Based on OG and DC's comments, you can stay around for another 2 months, but if you want to stay longer, then we'll need to hear more of that.

[Karlifornia]

If I had photoshop, I would have made a poster for "How To Lose a Skydog In 10 Days"

[oliegirl]

Now, we're talking. 95% of all woman I know would "hit" her. The other 5% are lesbians. Based on OG and DC's comments, you can stay around for another 2 months, but if you want to stay longer, then we'll need to hear more of that.


You obviously don't pay much attention to my posts...I've mady MANY comments about hot women (esp. Angelina Jolie) and that there are 2 women in the world who could convince me to switch teams...it's up to you to find out who they are :)