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Tim Tellean
03-03-2006, 12:31 PM
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Man Previously Convicted Of Rape



UPDATED: 10:04 am EST February 27, 2006


<!--startindex-->COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna. <!--stopindex-->Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.






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JeeberD
03-03-2006, 12:34 PM
http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_puke.gif

rkmsuf
03-03-2006, 12:35 PM
at least he has a hobby

KWhit
03-03-2006, 12:35 PM
I don't know what it is, but something tells me he might just have a mental problem.

st.cronin
03-03-2006, 12:35 PM
What law did he break?

Anthony
03-03-2006, 12:36 PM
i don't believe this.

Flasch186
03-03-2006, 12:37 PM
however, if you throw something away isnt it free game for anyone?

Klinglerware
03-03-2006, 12:37 PM
When life gives you lemons, make yourself some lemonade.


I've got nuthin'...

BrianD
03-03-2006, 12:38 PM
What law did he break?

This is what I was wondering. Drinking someone else's urine is pretty disgusting, but I wouldn't think it was illegal. Even if it was illegal, you would think that he would be receiving an adequate penalty while he was committing the crime.

Flasch186
03-03-2006, 12:41 PM
y'know come to think of it, perhaps the "leaner" while I was peeing at the grocery store was checking to make sure that the dixie cup i was peeing in didnt become dislodged. hmmmmm

JeeberD
03-03-2006, 12:45 PM
Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him.

Hmmm...I know that there are some whackjobs out there that drink urine because they think it makes them healthy. Are they lying or is THIS whackjob just drinking too much of it?

rkmsuf
03-03-2006, 12:48 PM
I wonder what these experts consider vintage stuff. Do they like the real light diet pee that's whitish or the dark yellow heavier pee.

QuikSand
03-03-2006, 12:52 PM
I predict this thread will get a bit less love that the "hot female teacher-student trysts" thread has.

Klinglerware
03-03-2006, 12:54 PM
I would also be interested in hearing his take on "stall etiquette"...

rkmsuf
03-03-2006, 12:55 PM
yes, yes. he must have some additional insight.

Flasch186
03-03-2006, 12:57 PM
Perhaps it is us that are missing out....

I hear 2006 is a very good year for Asian pee.

rkmsuf
03-03-2006, 01:00 PM
Must have been confusing for his friends.

"So Alan, what do you think of the Coors Light?"

"Tastes like piss! Give me another."

JeeberD
03-03-2006, 01:24 PM
hxxp://www.abc.net.au/science/correx/archives/piss.htm

JeeberD
03-03-2006, 01:25 PM
hxxp://skepdic.com/urine.html

Butter
03-03-2006, 01:27 PM
I hear 2006 is a very good year for Asian pee.

That is hilarious.

WSUCougar
03-03-2006, 01:35 PM
A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.
...while an eastern Missouri man allegedly just horked on his keyboard.

Mustang
03-03-2006, 02:16 PM
Wow.. the ultimate consecutive thread hilarity..

Man Hides in Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
&
Is this wrong?

Ksyrup
03-03-2006, 02:50 PM
Two things funny about this:

1. The article is from a Detroit website about a guy from Ohio. Man, that's great!

2. He apparently has discriminating tastes, as he only enjoys the urine of adolescent boys. No 20-something's or prepubescent piss for him!

Klinglerware
03-03-2006, 03:01 PM
2. He apparently has discriminating tastes, as he only enjoys the urine of adolescent boys. No 20-something's or prepubescent piss for him!


Makes sense to me: just because I like caffeine-free Coca-Cola Classic, doesn't automatically mean that I'll drink Diet Coke...

Greyroofoo
03-03-2006, 03:14 PM
Do we need to punish this guy?

I mean aren't we doing this to people in Guantanemo already?