Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 38: Eva Longoria

[Kodos]

Can Eva Longoria fare better than her namesake? Time will tell...

Previous Voting Results


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Kate Beckinsale 90.51
Jessica Alba 89.78
Scarlett Johansen 86.45
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Charlize Theron 85.40
Keira Knightley 84.18
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Eva Mendes 76.26
Melissa Stark 75.00
Christina Milian 70.97
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Kirsten Dunst 61.01
Angie Harmon 60.00
Danica Patrick 59.17
Reese Witherspoon 58.05
Kate Winslet 57.23
Christa Miller 52.43
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Sandra Bullock 44.65
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Katie Holmes 43.28
Parminder Nagra 38.64
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Grace Park 33.33
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Madonna 14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker 11.05

[Swaggs]

I still cannot believe that people find Faith Hill, Reese Witherspoon, Angie Harmon, and Danica Patrick more attractive that Kate Winslet.

And Eva Longoria is kind of annoying, but hot.

[gkb]

For whatever reason Eva has never done it for me. Not hot.

[kingfc22]

HOTTIE

[Neuqua]

Very hot.

[duckman]

If you go strictly by looks, she's hot.

[Joe]

she's a ho

[Raiders Army]

hotter than hot

[Draft Dodger]

never heard of her before I saw her in the Sentinel this weekend. not at the top of my list, but hot.

[Subby]

I still cannot believe that people find Faith Hill, Reese Witherspoon, Angie Harmon, and Danica Patrick more attractive that Kate Winslet.
Word.

[FrogMan]

Word.

wtf, Chris is out and Subby is back in??? Damn people, stop messing with our minds!

FM

[bulletsponge]

physically shes perfect, but something about the way shes handled stardom turns me off. but shes still hot!

[ISiddiqui]

How in the Hell did 14 people say "Not"? Are they just programmed to say no woman is hot? Or are their wives around them on the computer 24/7?

[WSUCougar]

NOT

[VPI97]

I find her very hot, but I can see where she wouldn't be another person's 'type'

[Desmond]

I for one am baffled by this woman. As best I can tell she has a boys body and an average at best face.

[DanGarion]

I'd love to spank that 5'2" ass.

[rkmsuf]

I for one am baffled by this woman. As best I can tell she has a boys body and an average at best face.

you speak the truth

[SelzShoes]

Far far too skinny. Not.

[Antmeister]

wtf, Chris is out and Subby is back in??? Damn people, stop messing with our minds!

FM

Tell me about it. I saw a Dark Cloud sighting as well and I was confused.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I have loved Eva since LA Dragnet.

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

I wish she would put on a little more weight...but I give her a hot.

[cartman]

So hot.

For those that say she has a boy's body, do a Google search of some of the many bikini shots of her.

[cuervo72]

I really hope nobody who complained about her weight voted for Portman or Knightly.

[FrogMan]

Tell me about it. I saw a Dark Cloud sighting as well and I was confused.

well, I'd seen DC's post about going back in the username change thread, so I was warned, but the Subby one came out of nowhere...

FM

[Raiders Army]

What happened to Subby's Supergay title?

[JeeberD]

Just the fact that she's fucking a San Antonio Spur is enough to make me vote Not. And that's without bringing her annoyingness into play...

[JeeberD]

What happened to Subby's Supergay title?

It was gone when he was Chris, right? I gues it hasn't been given back yet (if he even wants it back)...

[Draft Dodger]

It was gone when he was Chris, right? I gues it hasn't been given back yet (if he even wants it back)...

he'll need to EARN it back

[Eaglesfan27]

physically shes perfect, but something about the way shes handled stardom turns me off. but shes still hot!


Agreed.

[Lathum]

I'm shocked by the results so far.

[Antmeister]

I'm shocked by the results so far.

So am I, but I think people are taking her personality into account. She has an attitude I can't stand, but I only vote in these polls by looks.

[Lathum]

So am I, but I think people are taking her personality into account. She has an attitude I can't stand, but I only vote in these polls by looks.
as do I and I find it hard to believe that there isn't one person here that wouldn't take her home and bang the shit out of her if they were able to slip some roofies in her cocktail while Tony was in the crapper.

[rkmsuf]

as do I and I find it hard to believe that there isn't one person here that wouldn't take her home and bang the shit out of her if they were able to slip some roofies in her cocktail while Tony was in the crapper.

don't confuse not hot with not doable

oh and I prefer the rag and chloroform

[Ramzavail]

Super hot. #1 on my list of trumpable chicks.

[RedKingGold]

It's crackerlackenfantastican!

[Kodos]

She's not my type. And she's too skinny.

[stevew]

I already voted "Not" for her earlier this week when I thought her name was Eva Mendes. So I'll be consistant.

[Godzilla Blitz]

Haven't seen the show or read about her in other places, but on looks alone I think she's hot.

[BrianD]

So am I, but I think people are taking her personality into account. She has an attitude I can't stand, but I only vote in these polls by looks.

I'm not sure you can completely differentiate between looks and personality. I've always found that looks sets the initial hotness level and then personality adjusts from there.

[stevew]

I thought she was a lot closer to 40 than to 30(which she actually is). That's a pretty big strike against hotness

[Anthony]

i want her to put her vagina on my nose.

i don't know what for, but she always makes me desire that whenever i see her.

[Antmeister]

I'm not sure you can completely differentiate between looks and personality. I've always found that looks sets the initial hotness level and then personality adjusts from there.

Well if that was the case, Anna K would not be on top of the list.

[DanGarion]

Well if that was the case, Anna K would not be on top of the list.
The only reason she is top on the list is because everyone on those board that voted hot for her is stupid...

:D

[KWhit]

She is unbelievably hot. Looking at the high number of not votes confirms my suspicion that this board is fucked in the head.

[DanGarion]

She is unbelievably hot. Looking at the high number of not votes confirms my suspicion that this board is fucked in the head.
Well the Anna K vote could have saved you the time to figure that out now.

[FBPro]

She is unbelievably hot. Looking at the high number of not votes confirms my suspicion that this board is fucked in the head.
Couldn't have said it better myself, I was worried w/ the "Eva I" vote but this one just confirms it.

[BrianD]

Well if that was the case, Anna K would not be on top of the list.

I think the Anna K vote is skewed because it was one of the first. People hadn't set their standards yet.

[Desnudo]

Well the Anna K vote could have saved you the time to figure that out now.

If loving Anna K is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[kingfc22]

You guys got something against the name Eva?

[pennywisesb]

Hot

[bulletsponge]

don't confuse not hot with not doable

oh and I prefer the rag and chloroform

the women must think your such a romantic eh?

[Anthony]

how come Izulde never votes in these things?

[ISiddiqui]

You know on one of these, Selma Hayek is going to come up and somehow people will find a way to only have her be at 60% hot.

[rkmsuf]

the women must think your such a romantic eh?

with my rag I don't need to waste time with romance. it's all about efficiency.

[Pumpy Tudors]

rkmsuf's on the rag again

[rkmsuf]

rkmsuf's on the rag again

Ok now you are just being silly.