You might have a messed up family when...

[Bee]

The following conversation takes place while talking about your uncle who's in jail.


me: "All of his kids are trouble too."

mom: "Well, Cindy isn't bad."

me: "Which one is Cindy again?"

mom: "She's the one that stabbed her brother."

This was the exact conversation I had with my mother this weekend. :D

[stevew]

to continue......

One of my wife's sisters has been married 3 times, and lived with at least 3 or 4 other guys in the 12 years I have known my wife.

The other sister has been married 2 times, and has lived with her current boyfriend for 2-3 years or more.

[Bee]

During the same conversation about my uncle, I found out his ex-wife married the guy who took his old job with the local water company. I asked my mother if she was in the job description or if she was considered part of the compensation. :D

[Suburban Rhythm]

to continue......

My wife's sister has been married 3 times, and lived with at least 3 or 4 other guys in the 12 years I have known my wife.

The other sister has been married 2 times, and has lived with her current boyfriend for 2-3 years or more.
So are you saying you picked the right sister, or no?

[stevew]

So are you saying you picked the right sister, or no?

heh, me use jbonics today.

[Flasch186]

Your brother in law chooses Crystal Meth over a wife, a kid, a house, a car, but NOT his hunting rifle.

[sabotai]

Your brother in law chooses Crystal Meth over a wife, a kid, a house, a car, but NOT his hunting rifle.

Well....at least you know he does have priorities....

[Pumpy Tudors]

During a television production class in college, I was forced into playing the part of a redneck for a fellow student's production. As the story goes, my dog had just been abducted by aliens, and my wife and I were being interviewed by a TV reporter about it. The woman playing my wife flubbed one of her lines, so while the crew got reset, the "reporter" and I started ad libbing.

Reporter: "Why do you think the aliens chose your dog over your wife?"
Me: "Well, I've gotta admit that I've chosen the dog over the wife a few times myself."

Did I accurately portray anybody's family here?