Translating to English

[Dutch]

Sometimes it's a pain in the ass to buy stuff on the German economy. I hope I've translated this well. Happy New Year, ya'll. :)

Gegenstand standsicher eingraben oder so in einen leeren Getrankekasten stellen, bzw. fest in den fussteller eindrucken und standsicher so aufstellen, das die fullung ungehindert nach oben ausgeworfen werden kann.

[MIJB#19]

That sounds disgusting.

And a happy new year to you too, Dutch.

[Mustang]

I know a little German....







http://littlegerman.com/images/little_german_club.jpg

[Mac Howard]

Sometimes it's a pain in the ass to buy stuff on the German economy. I hope I've translated this well. Happy New Year, ya'll. :)

Gegenstand standsicher eingraben oder so in einen leeren Getrankekasten stellen, bzw. fest in den fussteller eindrucken und standsicher so aufstellen, das die fullung ungehindert nach oben ausgeworfen werden kann.

I put that into the babelfish translator and this is what it gave me:

Article entrench or into an empty GET climbing box place in such a way, in-print firmly and/or in more baseal and set up in such a way, which can be ejected fullung unhindered upward.

These things have a long way to go yet :)

[Dutch]

FWIW, I did not blow myself up. Of course, I was trying to light fireworks and wanted to read the instructions to make sure I knew which fireworks were "light and throw" and which ones were "light and blast off". I got it all right.

[kcchief19]

Who shot who in the what now?

[JeeberD]

I always loved doing fireworks at midnight over there... :)