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rkmsuf
02-02-2007, 12:36 PM
If you could be anyone in the world for a week, who would it be and why?
KevinNU7
02-02-2007, 12:39 PM
My 1 Year old son. Sometimes I wonder what he is think of. And I would pee on anyone who changed my diaper.
DougWyatt
02-02-2007, 12:40 PM
Just a week ?
Hmmm.
Prolly Jason Sehorn, cuz Angie does it for me.
or maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.
Any football player, even a high school one as one of my broken dreams is that I won't ever wear a helmet and pads to play 1 minute of football in my life.
Pumpy Tudors
02-02-2007, 12:41 PM
Former NFL cornerback Le-Lo Lang
rkmsuf
02-02-2007, 12:41 PM
Jason Sehorn was way down the list of answers I would have guessed would appear.
spleen1015
02-02-2007, 12:41 PM
Mayra Veronica.
I would slap my ass for a week.
DougWyatt
02-02-2007, 12:42 PM
My 1 Year old son. Sometimes I wonder what he is think of.
maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.
I believe we were thinking along the same lines here.
KevinNU7
02-02-2007, 12:43 PM
I believe we were thinking along the same lines here.
:rolleyes: Or we could go into your mind for a week
DougWyatt
02-02-2007, 12:43 PM
Jason Sehorn was way down the list of answers I would have guessed would appear.
Lol, yeah I know. Really has zero to do with Jason - it's only a week; and I'd go crazy with Ms. Harmon.
path12
02-02-2007, 12:49 PM
George Clooney. That might be a pretty fun life.....
rkmsuf
02-02-2007, 12:50 PM
Nobody wants to be jbmagic?
pfft.
DougWyatt
02-02-2007, 12:51 PM
:rolleyes: Or we could go into your mind for a week
Not sure what that meant - but have at it.
"I have to make how many car parts ?, OK, what's next to do around the house, and the yard, what does my son need, how 'bout the pregnant wife ?, Oh shit - only 4 more months till another kid around here, isn't there a game on ?"
There ya go. All week. Every week.
I'd rather be in your 1 year olds head ;)
Honolulu_Blue
02-02-2007, 01:00 PM
My 1 Year old son. Sometimes I wonder what he is think of. And I would pee on anyone who changed my diaper.
or maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.
I believe we were thinking along the same lines here.
Well played, sir.
It reminds me of one of the Christmas gifts my wife and I got my 6 month old nephew. It reads "I'm smarter than the president."
Izulde
02-02-2007, 01:19 PM
For a week?
I'd like to be Pavel Bure and hook it up Annika Kournikova.
rkmsuf
02-02-2007, 01:20 PM
For a week?
I'd like to be Pavel Bure and hook it up Annika Kournikova.
why not just be kournikova and play with yourself. eliminate the middle man.
better yet be anna and have sex with your former self.
Franklinnoble
02-02-2007, 01:31 PM
John Riggins, during the last week of January, 1983.
Pumpy Tudors
02-02-2007, 01:44 PM
i be valeri bure and hit candace cameron ok
bye
Pyser
02-02-2007, 01:47 PM
For a week?
I'd like to be Pavel Bure and hook it up Annika Kournikova.
youll need a time machine.
KevinNU7
02-02-2007, 01:52 PM
i be valeri bure and hit candace cameron ok
bye
You wouldn't be Regis from the 80s/90s. I bet he was hittin' it hard.
My wife...so i could see from the other side how great i really am.:D
Pumpy Tudors
02-02-2007, 02:05 PM
You wouldn't be Regis from the 80s/90s. I bet he was hittin' it hard.
Regis and Candace Cameron?!? :eek: :eek: :eek:
DanGarion
02-02-2007, 04:44 PM
Whoever is dating Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Brillig
02-02-2007, 04:45 PM
You people think too small. I'd be Bill Gates, and transfer all assets to my former self.
JonInMiddleGA
02-02-2007, 04:49 PM
You people think too small. I'd be Bill Gates, and transfer all assets to my former self.
Damn, you beat me to it by just one post.
Honolulu_Blue
02-02-2007, 04:55 PM
You people think too small. I'd be Bill Gates, and transfer all assets to my former self.
This was my thought as well. Though I'm not sure It'd take Bill Gates. I think I would try to find another very wealthy person. Someone a little better looking and in better shape. Immediately upon becoming said person, I would set up a transfer to my former self of sufficient funds so that, at the week's end, my former self could live comfortably for the rest of my life. (Say, $30 million).
I would spend the rest of the week spending money like a mad man on high-class prositutes, fine food, fine wine, fine beer, and basically spend the week in one long, Bacchanalian-type orgy.
At the end of it, I'd have some wild experiences and be able to return to my former self, retire, and live out the rest of my days happily.
Klinglerware
02-02-2007, 04:57 PM
What? No "Sultan of Brunei" yet?
Axxon
02-02-2007, 05:15 PM
I'd be me. Who else? I can't think of anyone more interesting.
Axxon
02-02-2007, 05:20 PM
Dola,
this is such a Sally Vacuum question. :)
Pumpy Tudors
02-02-2007, 05:21 PM
I can't believe that there hasn't been a "Pumpy Tudors" response yet, honestly.
Axxon
02-02-2007, 05:24 PM
I can't believe that there hasn't been a "Pumpy Tudors" response yet, honestly.
Self promote baby! I did.
Honolulu_Blue
02-02-2007, 05:39 PM
I'd be me. Who else? I can't think of anyone more interesting.
Not even Pumpy Tudors?
Axxon
02-02-2007, 05:49 PM
Not even Pumpy Tudors?
Naah, he's not Batman.
I'd be my best friend, Will Kerchee.
Raiders Army
02-02-2007, 07:52 PM
I'd be Satan and collect all your souls at the end of the week.
Desmond
02-03-2007, 07:37 AM
For a week?
I'd like to be Pavel Bure and hook it up Annika Kournikova.
hook what up what to who now?
I'd jump into Jenna Jameson and just go on a lesbian whirlwind.
panerd
02-03-2007, 08:32 AM
Some big mean looking guy. Then I would follow my old pussy self around all week and fuck with him.
"How are we going to solve our problems panerd?" (Looking through my former self's house's window at 3 in the morning)
M GO BLUE!!!
02-03-2007, 08:58 AM
...maybe the Prez, so I could see what's going on in his head.
http://www.notsonoisy.com/pong/pong.gif
JeeberD
02-03-2007, 10:06 AM
Whichever dude it is this week that ScarJo is banging...
st.cronin
02-03-2007, 10:08 AM
bin Laden
I would renounce killing in the name of Allah, and surrender.
KevinNU7
02-03-2007, 12:03 PM
Maybe I'd be a werewolf, but I have to say I will miss the long drives through the country side.
DanGarion
02-03-2007, 01:04 PM
Maybe I'd be a werewolf, but I have to say I will miss the long drives through the country side.
I wouldn't mind driving through Jennifer Love Hewitt's countrysides....
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