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Mustang
02-05-2007, 11:03 PM
Ok, the story isn't as funny as the before and after pics...

Before...

http://www.astronaut.ru/as_usa/foto/16/nowak.jpg

And the after...

hxxp://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/05/space.love/index.html
ISiddiqui
02-05-2007, 11:09 PM
Holy crap! That's freaking frightening. :eek:
bulletsponge
02-05-2007, 11:18 PM
EEEKK!!! *runs and hides under covers*
dawgfan
02-06-2007, 02:03 AM
"Nowak, who is married with three children and has been an astronaut since 1996..."

Daaaaaamn. Can you say "divorce"?
Raiders Army
02-06-2007, 07:42 AM
Instead of using pepper spray, she should've gone with a phaser.
Pumpy Tudors
02-06-2007, 08:13 AM
Hold me?
JonInMiddleGA
02-06-2007, 08:22 AM
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
... It's called "Daisy." ... Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
sachmo71
02-06-2007, 08:28 AM
Crazy love...is there anything better?
cuervo72
02-06-2007, 08:30 AM
Jungle Love?
cuervo72
02-06-2007, 08:31 AM
Radar Love?
cuervo72
02-06-2007, 08:31 AM
Love in an Elevator?
Yossarian
02-06-2007, 09:08 AM
jeeez. What a space cadet.

(groan)
Mustang
02-06-2007, 09:13 AM
Crazy love...is there anything better?

Crazy Conjugal Visit Love...
Butter
02-06-2007, 09:20 AM
I think I prefer the "crazy mugshot" to the NASA pose.
Fonzie
02-06-2007, 09:21 AM
From the article:

"Inside the car, police found an a half-dozen latex gloves, MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, diapers that Nowak said she used to eliminate stops along the highway, a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein and directions to Shipman's home address in Florida, the report said."

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Very efficient.
Tyrith
02-06-2007, 09:32 AM
Astronauts are really freaky crazy. And that diaper thing just comes off as nasty.
Young Drachma
02-06-2007, 10:20 AM
Whoa.
Young Drachma
02-06-2007, 10:20 AM
Perhaps it's post-traumatic space syndrome?
stevew
02-06-2007, 12:10 PM
Man, that chick totally looks like "faces of meth."
rkmsuf
02-06-2007, 12:11 PM
So do we know if they conduct sex experiments in space?
molson
02-06-2007, 12:36 PM
Man, that chick totally looks like "faces of meth."

That was my first thought too. But those astronaut pictures are just from a couple of months ago. I think maybe she just skanks it up between missions.
kcchief19
02-06-2007, 12:45 PM
From the article:

"Inside the car, police found an a half-dozen latex gloves, MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, diapers that Nowak said she used to eliminate stops along the highway, a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein and directions to Shipman's home address in Florida, the report said."

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Very efficient.
I figured her car would have one of those tubes you hook up to yourself that ejects your solid waste into orbit along the highway.

Regardless, I think we've found Nick Nolte's eHarmony match.