View Full Version : Today is Unsupported Assertions Day!
The thread title is recursive.
st.cronin
03-31-2007, 12:56 PM
I am God's gift to women.
Julio Riddols
03-31-2007, 01:19 PM
Pandas have the highest IQ of all land mammals.
M GO BLUE!!!
03-31-2007, 01:38 PM
God is invisible and standing behind you, to the left.
sabotai
03-31-2007, 01:50 PM
You inhale 19 tons of oxygen a day.
bulletsponge
03-31-2007, 01:52 PM
Mankind is the cause of global warming!
st.cronin
03-31-2007, 01:53 PM
Lathum is one of them gays.
sabotai
03-31-2007, 01:54 PM
Sea Otters can operate a bulldozer.
Greyroofoo
03-31-2007, 01:56 PM
Maximum Customization baby!!!!!!
JeeberD
03-31-2007, 02:10 PM
Taco Bell is the cause of global warming!
Fixed!
QuikSand
03-31-2007, 02:21 PM
Guys, this forum has the 4th-highest accuracy rate of any on the internets. Don't go mucking that up with a stupid thread like this.
Brian Swartz
03-31-2007, 02:40 PM
George W. Bush is the stupidest, most incompetent president in U.S. history. Until the next Republican President(a.k.a. anti-christ neo-nazi) is elected, at which point Dubya's record will be rehabilitated to some degree to allow metaphysically for the possibility that the new president could theoretically actually be more stupid/incompetent.
AlexB
03-31-2007, 02:56 PM
The Matrix was a documentary
Tigercat
03-31-2007, 02:57 PM
My Thetan is more open and clear than any other Thetans on this board.
The rest of you are being held back by your past lives and the oppressive Helatrobus dictators. When my spiritual form is fully free and exploring the Galaxy, I will laugh at you Ritalin popping suckers!
B & B
03-31-2007, 03:03 PM
Greg Oden is 19 years old.
cartman
03-31-2007, 03:05 PM
They mostly come out at night... mostly
TredWel
03-31-2007, 03:05 PM
87% of all statistics are made up.
JeeberD
03-31-2007, 03:18 PM
Kobe Bryant is the best teammate in the NBA...
Oilers9911
03-31-2007, 03:19 PM
I can lift 50 pounds with my testicles....
Oh wait.... UNsupported. Nevermind.
sabotai
03-31-2007, 03:21 PM
You shed 10 pounds of dead skin every week.
JPhillips
03-31-2007, 03:27 PM
Before it's over this thread will have more posts than the Maximum Football thread.
mckerney
03-31-2007, 03:28 PM
Kevin McHale really is the best GM in all of sports.
Julio Riddols
03-31-2007, 03:32 PM
The size of a human head is directly proportionate to the amount of intelligence contained therein.
st.cronin
03-31-2007, 03:33 PM
There is a God.
sabotai
03-31-2007, 03:35 PM
You grow more hair on your toes than you do on your head.
Maple Leafs
03-31-2007, 03:38 PM
Prior to 9/11, no steel building had ever collapsed due to fire.
cartman
03-31-2007, 03:40 PM
No one can eat just one.
Maple Leafs
03-31-2007, 03:41 PM
Chinese Democracy is coming out this year.
cartman
03-31-2007, 03:44 PM
It take 3.72 pounds of saliva to dissolve a chocolate Tootsie Roll Pop, 4.13 pounds for a grape one.
WVUFAN
03-31-2007, 03:45 PM
There is no better drink than Mountain Dew.
Do the Dew, baby!
Desmond
03-31-2007, 03:45 PM
Battlestar Gallactica actually happened.
Maple Leafs
03-31-2007, 03:46 PM
If several people have already gone all-in, you should fold AA because you're actually an underdog.
sabotai
03-31-2007, 03:47 PM
The moon landing was a hoax.
bulletsponge
03-31-2007, 04:13 PM
Kevin McHale really is the best GM in all of sports.
no, hes in a 3 way race for best GM with Isiah Thomas and Matt Millen
Karlifornia
03-31-2007, 04:23 PM
Green M&M's make you horny.
Tigercat
03-31-2007, 04:25 PM
The Colossal Squid is neither colossal nor a squid.
sterlingice
03-31-2007, 08:04 PM
Chinese Democracy is coming out this year.
Right after Duke Nukem Forever?
SI
sterlingice
03-31-2007, 08:07 PM
People who take political pot shots in threads meant for fun secretly enjoy eating their own ear wax and playing polka loudly in their house while naked.
SI
bulletsponge
03-31-2007, 08:48 PM
Raiders looking good in the preseason!
MrBug708
03-31-2007, 08:50 PM
Kobe Bryant is the best teammate in the NBA...
Tmac is better then Kobe
st.cronin
03-31-2007, 08:50 PM
USC song girls make my dick hard. Oh, wait, wrong thread...
JPhillips
03-31-2007, 09:26 PM
Regardless of what St. Cronin says, hubris does in fact mean excessive pride.
Julio Riddols
04-01-2007, 01:14 AM
Hubris is a cheese from Greece. A cheese with meaning.
JPhillips
04-01-2007, 07:19 AM
Within the next decade we'll see the end of the mincemeat pie as nations band together to protect the world's few remaining minces.
Leonidas
04-01-2007, 07:37 AM
The United States brought 9/11 on itself
unsupported assertions day is over now folks mkay?
Maple Leafs
04-01-2007, 09:34 AM
unsupported assertions day is over now folks mkay?
According to who?
Julio Riddols
04-01-2007, 11:32 AM
The clock isn't good for anything.
cartman
04-01-2007, 11:57 AM
I declare that the clock itself is an unsupported assertion!
Desnudo
04-01-2007, 12:00 PM
People want to read your opinions on religion and politics. So please, go ahead.
sterlingice
04-01-2007, 02:22 PM
People want to read your opinions on religion and politics. So please, go ahead.
Especially on threads made to have fun. Really, we love when people bring opinionated flame-bait into threads like that.
SI
Leonidas
04-01-2007, 02:49 PM
I declare that the clock itself is an unsupported assertion!Seconded. Who says the time it takes the earth to spin about once is equal to the length of a day? And for what it's worth, the earth does not spin one complete rotation in 24 hours.
Foucault proved the earth rotates every 23 hours, 56 minutes, and 4 seconds. A most supported assertion.
Oilers9911
04-01-2007, 03:50 PM
The thread title still says TODAY is unsupported assertions day. I guess this will be going on ad infinitum.
Tigercat
04-01-2007, 07:31 PM
Free crabs tomorrow
Groundhog
04-01-2007, 07:37 PM
The latest trilogy of Star Wars movies were just as strong as the original.
sterlingice
04-01-2007, 07:51 PM
Golf pencils actually cost more to make than regular pencils.
SI
Maple Leafs
04-01-2007, 07:59 PM
That joke in your e-mail inbox was written by George Carlin.
Groundhog
04-01-2007, 08:21 PM
The rule changes introduced into the NBA over the past couple of decades have improved the flow of the game and led to a more pure brand of basketball.
JeeberD
04-01-2007, 09:44 PM
Billy Gillispie will NEVER leave Texas A&M...
Glengoyne
04-01-2007, 09:52 PM
USC song girls make my dick hard....
I'm in complete agreement with this statement, and my wife is OK with that.
Schmidty
04-01-2007, 09:53 PM
Making blanket statements indicates a lack of intelligence.
Glengoyne
04-01-2007, 09:54 PM
The new Daylight savings time calendar was lobbied for by clock manufacturers.
sterlingice
04-01-2007, 11:13 PM
Weathermen are actually right more than 3/4ths of the time.
SI
Scholes
04-01-2007, 11:45 PM
Wade Garrett could have kicked the crap out of Jimmy and Dalton at the same time in Road House.
Groundhog
04-01-2007, 11:54 PM
No, those jeans don't make your ass look big.
Fonzie
04-01-2007, 11:56 PM
John Tesh was the first person in America to own a TiVo.
EagleFan
04-02-2007, 12:08 AM
If you forward this thread to 10 people the most amazing thing will happen, it's true.
EagleFan
04-02-2007, 12:09 AM
No, those jeans don't make your ass look big.
The best way to respond when asked that question is "no, your ass makes those jeans look big".
Marc Vaughan
04-02-2007, 06:50 AM
74% of all reported bugs are use error, of the rest 24% are not bugs at all and are simply undocumented features.
Desnudo
04-02-2007, 10:39 AM
jbmagic is the login Skydog uses when he wants to blow off steam
JPhillips
04-02-2007, 10:43 AM
The AP is full of liberal bias.
Passacaglia
04-02-2007, 11:04 AM
Making blankets indicates a lack of heat.
st.cronin
04-02-2007, 01:42 PM
Rickey Henderson is the greatest baseball player of the last 50 years.
Kodos
04-02-2007, 02:14 PM
The alphabet was never in a set order until the song came out.
Kodos
04-02-2007, 02:15 PM
The devil wants you to make unsupported assertions.
st.cronin
04-02-2007, 02:15 PM
Len Dykstra and Gregg Jeffries like underage girls.
Kodos
04-02-2007, 02:16 PM
Bret Michaels of Poison has more talent by himself than the Beatles and Led Zeppelin had combined.
st.cronin
04-02-2007, 02:18 PM
Ladies love cool james.
cartman
04-02-2007, 07:31 PM
Seconded. Who says the time it takes the earth to spin about once is equal to the length of a day? And for what it's worth, the earth does not spin one complete rotation in 24 hours.
Foucault proved the earth rotates every 23 hours, 56 minutes, and 4 seconds. A most supported assertion.
You cannot support my unsupported assertion. The mere fact of supporting it causes it to cease being in the category of unsupported.
Tigercat
04-02-2007, 07:45 PM
All women who glance at me are attracted to me and want to have sex with me
larrymcg421
04-02-2007, 07:58 PM
The women Tigercat talks about are actually women.
Tigercat
04-02-2007, 08:20 PM
The women Tigercat talks about are actually women.
Good, now I can safely say:
plenty of women do have visible adam's apples.
EagleFan
04-02-2007, 08:47 PM
The AP is full of liberal bias.
unsupported...
unsupported just means you can assert it without supporting. it doesnt necessarily mean its false or cant be supported. it just means you don't have to.
st.cronin
04-03-2007, 08:46 AM
unsupported just means you can assert it without supporting. it doesnt necessarily mean its false or cant be supported. it just means you don't have to.
We all know that.
sterlingice
04-07-2007, 08:32 PM
This is no longer Unsupported Assertions Day but Unsupported Assertions Month!
SI
JPhillips
04-07-2007, 10:15 PM
Unsupported Assertions Month is next month.
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