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Pumpy Tudors
04-07-2008, 10:06 AM
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/placed_967504___article.html/charged_state.html

NewsChannel 9 has obtained 9-1-1 calls of an incident that resulted in assault charges, and the suspension of a Tennessee state trooper.

Trooper Clinton "Pumpy" Tudors was charged with assault last week by Joe Brackett, his girlfriend's father, and was placed on administrative leave with pay from the Tennessee Highway Patrol. He is now back to regular duties according to his family.

According to reports, Brackett said "Pumpy Tudors asked 'why do you hate me,' and I advised Pumpy that I didn't like the way he and my daughter was doing..."

Tudors said in a report Brackett "started to curse and threaten Mr. Tudors, calling him (curse words) and then grabbed the iron and tried to hit Mr. Tudors."

Tudors: "Well I was trying to fix an iron for my girlfriend Melissa Brackett I come to fix an iron, He tried to hit me with an iron."

Tudors says he held down Brackett until help arrived, saying Bracket had hit him in the throat.

But Brackett says in his report "Pumpy threw down the knife and kitchen iron down and grabbed me and fought and pushed me to the floor in the living room and roughed me up."

Deputies investigating the case said they observed and took pictures of injuries on both men.

We tried to speak with Tudors at his home and on his cellphone but our messages have not yet been returned.

Tudors and Brackett are scheduled to appear in Marion County Sessions Court April 4.

Prior to becoming a Tennessee Highway Patrolman, Tudors was an All-American punter at U-T-C. He was also placed on administrative leave from the T-H-P for another unspecified violation last year.

MikeVic
04-07-2008, 10:08 AM
I like how you refer to your girlfriend using her full name.

stevew
04-07-2008, 10:10 AM
http://www.newschannel9.com/pictures/medium/jyeqml-pumpy.jpg

Pumpy picks ftw!!!

Logan
04-07-2008, 10:10 AM
You need to get some more sun man. You're looking a little pale.

Logan
04-07-2008, 10:10 AM
And fat.

Lorena
04-07-2008, 10:11 AM
'why do you hate me,'

Haha, jb, is that you?

Lorena
04-07-2008, 10:18 AM
Pumpy, you should consider a name change or Trooper Tudors will stalk you down and punch you in the throat.

Passacaglia
04-07-2008, 10:21 AM
It's funny that Brackett's report refers to himself in first person, but Pumpy's report refers to himself in third person.

M GO BLUE!!!
04-07-2008, 10:22 AM
I thought this was made up, but was shocked to see that it's the real article! They actually write like this in Tennessee?

...Brackett said "Pumpy Tudors asked 'why do you hate me,' and I advised Pumpy that I didn't like the way he and my daughter was doing..."

Tudors: "Well I was trying to fix an iron for my girlfriend Melissa Brackett I come to fix an iron, He tried to hit me with an iron."

Tudors says he held down Brackett until help arrived, saying Bracket had hit him in the throat.


Make that iron a food processor and I would wonder how you got to write the story...

cartman
04-07-2008, 10:31 AM
At least da NC9 is keepin' it real with the call outs to da U-T-C and T-H-P crewz.

kcchief19
04-07-2008, 10:37 AM
I thought this was made up, but was shocked to see that it's the real article! They actually write like this in Tennessee?
The most confusing parts of the article are not the writing but the quotes. It's not that they write that way in Tennessee, it's that they talk that way.

I'm stunned. How in the world could there be another Pumpy Tudors? Next thing you know Analbum Cover will be brought in on pornography charges.

Mustang
04-07-2008, 10:38 AM
http://www.newschannel9.com/pictures/medium/jyeqml-pumpy.jpg


Something is off....

Can't quite put my finger on it.



Ohhhh wait.. Pumpy shaved.

MJ4H
04-07-2008, 10:59 AM
Pumpy how do you make that gold medallion levitate?

MikeVic
04-07-2008, 11:02 AM
Doesn't Dracula have some sort of telekinesis powers?

Pumpy Tudors
04-07-2008, 11:22 AM
OK, this is pretty much bullshit, etc.

Raiders Army
04-07-2008, 11:25 AM
Do you have a google alert whenever your name is used?

Pumpy Tudors
04-07-2008, 11:28 AM
Do you have a google alert whenever your name is used?
No, I'm not really interested in every story about Cyril out there.

MJ4H
04-07-2008, 11:35 AM
I am interested to hear more about the story:

"Cyril talks to Shandi"

Thanks in advance.

SteveMax58
04-07-2008, 11:59 AM
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/d/T/2/idnt10a.jpg

I have to say...I'm a big fan of Pumpy's work in the movie "Identity".

Therefore...I do not believe this story to be true.

rkmsuf
04-07-2008, 12:07 PM
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/8205/kgpt1oi4.png

MikeVic
04-07-2008, 12:08 PM
Nice hooters Pumpy!

rkmsuf
04-07-2008, 12:18 PM
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3265/pbwlzi3.png

MikeVic
04-07-2008, 12:20 PM
Is that Mrs. Tudors in the back with the sexy white glasses?

Lorena
04-07-2008, 12:21 PM
Impressive photoshop skillz you got there.

rkmsuf
04-07-2008, 12:24 PM
ty

as an artist it's nice to hear from the fans

M GO BLUE!!!
04-07-2008, 03:11 PM
http://www.newschannel9.com/pictures/medium/jyeqml-pumpy.jpg

Pumpy picks ftw!!!

http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Biographies/Curlyport.jpg

Crim
04-08-2008, 09:53 AM
The most confusing parts of the article are not the writing but the quotes. It's not that they write that way in Tennessee, it's that they talk that way.

Now, I can back Danny Glover up and say something to the white man, but NO! White man be feedin' me some cheese tonight, and I ain't passin' up no cheese over Danny Glover! He can fight his own fights. I gots to sweep the living room tonight, and I ain't gonna pass up my cheese.
Hmm.

Lorena
04-08-2008, 10:03 AM
Hmm.

This shit has been brought to you, by the letter B

thesloppy
04-08-2008, 10:05 AM
"I advised Pumpy that I didn't like the way he and my daughter was doing..."

Are you required by law to chew on a corn-cob pipe when you say shit like that?

bbor
04-08-2008, 12:25 PM
No mention of a toothbrush??