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Easy Mac
06-15-2003, 04:54 PM
Shit, I'm more scared of the fucking Prarie Dogs. They look all sweet and innocent, and then BAM!, they fucking give you the kiss of death. And they live underground... only bad things like the mole people and the CHUDs live underground.


hmmm... as odd as this is, I actually voted for Prarie Dogs, but it somehow registered as me voting for Fritz... the Poll knows whats really going on.
Schmidty
06-15-2003, 04:57 PM
Nothing scares me more than the liberal political agenda. Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat thinking that Hillary Clinton is the president.

Why did I feel the need to add the above to this thread? I have no idea.
Easy Mac
06-15-2003, 05:03 PM
Yeah, talking about issues facing actual Americans is scary. I'd hate it for Republicans to do that instead of scaring people into voting for them. Who would have thought the Gambian rat would be the original bio-terrorist... fucking rodent conspiracy.
Schmidty
06-15-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
Yeah, talking about issues facing actual Americans is scary. I'd hate it for Republicans to do that instead of scaring people into voting for them. Who would have thought the Gambian rat would be the original bio-terrorist... fucking rodent conspiracy.

Oh....now I remember why I posted my comment in this thread......

:D
Easy Mac
06-15-2003, 05:09 PM
This is a joke poll anyway, you know everyone is really fearful of ice weasels and Martha Burke teaming up in the nude.

Oh, and I wake up with the same scared dreams as you Schmidty... Hillary scares me.
Blackadar
06-15-2003, 05:23 PM
George Bush
Cuckoo
06-15-2003, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Blackadar
George Bush

I think if he scares you, Blackie, he must be doing something right. :D
Blackadar
06-15-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Cuckoo
I think if he scares you, Blackie, he must be doing something right. :D

Re-read that quote, except pretend "Blackie" isn't my name but instead a...racial term. Yikes!
Cuckoo
06-15-2003, 06:15 PM
I'm not sure if I ever would have thought of that, and I'm glad for that fact.
tucker342
06-15-2003, 06:55 PM
Prarie Dogs now those things are freaky!
GrantDawg
06-15-2003, 08:57 PM
Fritz. *shivers*
JeeberD
06-15-2003, 11:40 PM
We used to have prarie dogs that lived in the green belt behind my parents house. The were cute, and fun to watch. Then one day The Man came to the green belt and gassed them all.

That was a sad day...
Easy Mac
06-16-2003, 12:00 AM
and now they have their revenge... sweet justice
JeeberD
06-16-2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
and now they have their revenge... sweet justice

:D
Mantle2600
06-16-2003, 12:28 AM
:shudders: uh, Fritz.
Fritz
06-16-2003, 06:03 AM
looks like a good day to hang myself
VPI97
06-16-2003, 09:01 AM
I fear the reaper...even though I have been advised not to do so.
SplitPersonality1
06-16-2003, 12:02 PM
Middle eastern prairie dogs named Fritz :shudder:
Samdari
06-16-2003, 01:23 PM
This is the closest we as a community have come to agreeing on something. Congrats Fritz, for nearly uniting the community.
Fritz
06-16-2003, 01:49 PM
FWIW, I am afriad of everybody with those "Fear This" decals in their car windows.
Fonzie
06-16-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Blackadar
George Bush

Ditto. Scariest man alive.
sterlingice
06-16-2003, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Fonzie
Ditto. Scariest man alive.

Bush scares you more than Cheaney or Ashcroft?

SI
TroyF
06-16-2003, 04:02 PM
Well, I like Bush, so he's out. Fritz, prairie dogs, nor people from the Middle East scare me.

I'd say that the thing that would scare me most in the world would be seeing an image of Janet Reno in a wet T-shirt contest while listening to Yanni play The New Kids on the Block's greatest hits.

It would put me in a coma from which I'd never recover.

TroyF
sterlingice
06-16-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by TroyF
Well, I like Bush, so he's out. Fritz, prairie dogs, nor people from the Middle East scare me.

I'd say that the thing that would scare me most in the world would be seeing an image of Janet Reno in a wet T-shirt contest while listening to Yanni play The New Kids on the Block's greatest hits.

It would put me in a coma from which I'd never recover.

TroyF

I gotta think if space aliens wanted to conquer the planet, this would be a perfect weapon.

SI
Fonzie
06-16-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by sterlingice
Bush scares you more than Cheaney or Ashcroft?

SI

I agree that Bush may not be quite as nutty as those two are, but he scares me more than them because he's electable to the presidency. And since he's electable, he can put nutjobs like those two into positions of power.