Evidently, I'm black

[Fritz]

who knew?


From: Black Expressions <[email protected]>
Date: 2003/08/14 Thu AM 03:05:00 EDT
To: [email protected]
Subject: Join A Community Of African-American Book Lovers

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[Ksyrup]

Not necessarily. Maybe they just think you love African-American books.

[cuervo72]

The Sex Chronicles
Zane
$15.00
ISBN 0967460182
SBI Publications

Zane has captivated the minds of both sexes and all races. She has completely shattered the myth that men are more sexual by nature than women are and that African-American women in particular are inhibited compared to their female counterparts of other races.

The erotica collection is divided into three sections: Wild, Wilder and Off Da Damn Hook: Her characters run the gamut from the sensual housewife that wants her husband to experiment more to the secret underground sorority of women that let it all hang out literally.

[mckerney]

Email advertisements miss their target market all the time. Hell, I just got one that thought I had a small penis. :rolleyes:

[cuervo72]

Also by Zane:

How To Make Love To A Woman - Mind and Body , How To Really Fuck A Man - The Bottom Line .

Hmm, maybe you should ask SkyDog if any of these are on his reading list. You know, as a black man.

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[damnMikeBrown]

Congratulations

[scooper]

Originally posted by mckerney
Email advertisements miss their target market all the time. Hell, I just got one that thought I had a small penis. :rolleyes:

Did a spittake on that one.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by scooper
Did a spittake on that one.

be a trooper and swallow

[Bee]

There just aren't enough blacks named Fritz.

[Fritz]

one of the books listed above is "Self Seduction." If you have to seduce yourself, then you need some serious help.

[Easy Mac]

I get donkey porn email's. I guess they think I'm a donkey or that I like ass.

[cuervo72]

Donkey Porn and Donkey Porn, Jr.


Fritz, get your money straight!

[Buzzbee]

Originally posted by mckerney
Email advertisements miss their target market all the time. Hell, I just got one that thought I had a small penis. :rolleyes:

Guess they didn't know yours is tiny instead of only small. Maybe they were trying to flatter you into buying their product. :p

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by cuervo72
The erotica collection is divided into three sections: Wild, Wilder and Off Da Damn Hook:

What a coincidence! My wife described me as "off da damn hook" last night.

Too bad it was entirely unrelated to sex...

[sterlingice]

I just got a great scam forwarded to me from a friend who got it today (if you knew the guy, this would be even more funny)

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[Ksyrup]

"money laundry service"

Haha!

Was that one hour martinizing?

[sachmo71]

Way to go, Fritz. I am very proud of you.

[Draft Dodger]

Fritz - for you (http://schjetne.free.fr/xtina/xtina_bw.jpg)

(may not be safe for work)

[CamEdwards]

I keep reading this as "Evidently I'm Back" with the thread below this one as "Freddy Adu Is Black"...

which is odd, because it's correct both ways.

[mckerney]

I haven't had any trouble with this thread, though I have occasionally thought the other was 'Freddy Adu Is Black'