Survivor FOFC: Collossal Squid Thread

[Bee]

I don't have much time.

[Bee]

:(

[Bee]

I also don't know many movie quotes

[Bee]

which seems to be the thing to post now.

[Bee]

"Here's looking at you kid", that's like the only one I know.

[korme]

I HEART BEE

Will: He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose."
Sean: Gotta go with the belt, there.
Will: I used to go with the wrench.
Sean: The wrench, why?
Will: 'Cause fuck him, that's why.

[John Galt]

Bee, what are you doing? They'll catch up on their own. Don't betray the click me thread.

[Bee]

and "I'll be back" that's another one.

[korme]

The reason he hangs around with those "gorillas," as you called them, is because anyone of those "gorillas" would take a baseball bat to your head anyday. It's called loyalty.

[Bee]

Originally posted by John Galt
Bee, what are you doing? They'll catch up on their own. Don't betray the click me thread.

heh. the other thread got boring. :D

[korme]

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

[Bee]

Besides, I'm not very loyal.

:D

[korme]

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?

You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say.

Your move, chief.

[Bee]

Man, shorty's typing a lot.

[korme]

IMDB typed a lot. I have just mastered the art of copy and pasting the big stuff.

What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare fifteen minutes.

[Coffee Warlord]

Hi bee

[John Galt]

Shorty and I both were raiding IMDB - If I could remember all those quotes, my head would have exploded.

[korme]

Now no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo

[Coffee Warlord]

There is one place you have not looked. And it is there, only there, that you will find, the Master.

[korme]

Morgan: Chuck, I had a double burger!!!
Chuckie: Will you shut the fuck up, I know what you ordered, I was there
Morgan: So give me my fucking sandwich.
Chuckie: What do you mean your sandwich, I bought it, hey Morgan how much money you got on you?
Morgan: I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.
Chuckie: Well why don't you give me your fucking sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway, there you go, keep it right up here for you, We'll put you on a program, everyday you bring your six cents and at the end of the week you'll have your sandwich
Morgan: Why do you have to be such an asshole?
Chuckie: What am I?, sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit, like how you got your couch, payment plans, remember how your mother brought in $10 for a year and she finally got her couch Rent- A-Center Style?
Morgan: Can I have my food now please??
Chuckie: [throws the burger at Morgan] Here's your fucking double burger!!!

[heybrad]

Anyone else notice that my last post in the other thread was the 666th post?

[Coffee Warlord]

Hey brad.

[Coffee Warlord]

Dola addendum: That is the first time I've ever heybrad'd heybrad. Now I feel complete. It will not happen again.

[korme]

heybrad, stopbrad in the other thread man.

Last one before I go:

I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.

[heybrad]

I'm leaving the other thread at 666.

[MrBug708]

Good choice

[korme]

one last hurrah bye boyz

[KWhit]

I left and you guys are like 160 posts behind now.



Slackers.

[KWhit]

You guys seriously suck, you know that?

[KWhit]

You guys a re gonna lose.

[mckerney]

:(

[tucker342]

lets go people

[mckerney]

:(

[mckerney]

Travelling swallowing Dramamine
Feeling spaced breathing out listerine
I'd said what I'd said that I'd tell ya
And that you'd killed the better part of me
If you could just milk it for everything
I've said what I'd said and you know what I mean
But I still can't focus on anything
We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
Travelling swallowing dramamine
Look at your face like you're killed in a dream
And you think you've figured out everything
I think I know my geometry pretty damn well
You say what you need so you'll get more
If you could just milk it for everything
I've said what I said and you know what I mean
But I can't still focus on anything

[Swaggs]

Ready mckerney?

[mckerney]

yes!

[Swaggs]

I knew I could count on you.

[mckerney]

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=014745

HER: lol
HER: stop it
HER: so when are you taking me out ?

[Swaggs]

you funny guy..

[mckerney]

horns: It would certainly help if I knew your name.

[Swaggs]

I miss that guy...

[mckerney]

HER: Duh
HER: yours to

[Swaggs]

...wait, no I don't.

[mckerney]

horns: Since I am in charge you go first.

[Swaggs]

I'm listening... go on.

[mckerney]

HER: HerRealName

[Swaggs]

more please...

[mckerney]

horns: Thanks, HerRealName. Not for the name, but for finally realizing I am in charge.

[Swaggs]

good. good.

[mckerney]

HER: lol
HER: thats fine with me

[Swaggs]

lol.

[mckerney]

horns: What? Why the sudden submissive behavior? You were too easy to tame.

[Swaggs]

ride 'em hornsy!

[mckerney]

HER: lol
HER: tame....???

[Swaggs]

I remember this conversation like it was yesterday.

[mckerney]

horns: Yeah, I was hoping you could challenge me more than that. So tell me more about yourself HerRealName.

[Swaggs]

this is where it gets good.

[mckerney]

HER: OPh geez
HER: like what??
HER: what do you want to know???
HER: better be good too

[Swaggs]

har har.

[mckerney]

horns: OPh??? I am not a chat pro like you are. What the heck is that?
horns: What is your greatest fear? and why?

[Swaggs]

my greatest fear... hmmm.

[mckerney]

HER: lol
HER: it means Ohhh
HER: greatest fear....hmmm...
HER: loosing people close to me
HER: why... because it takes FOREVER to begin to trust someone

[Swaggs]

good answer!

[mckerney]

horns: So you are not talking about death, you are talking about love gone bad?
horns: GRANDMA was slow too, but she was old.

[Swaggs]

can we talk about something different? This is putting me to sleep...

[mckerney]

HER: lol
HER: No just my friends


Ok, what would you like to talk about?

[Swaggs]

Let's name obscure baseball players...

[mckerney]

or guys who played for the warriors...

[Swaggs]

Chris Mullin

[mckerney]

Ralph Sampson

[Swaggs]

Mitch Richmond

[mckerney]

Otis Smith

[Swaggs]

Tim Hardaway

[mckerney]

Sonny Parker

[Swaggs]

New Topic:

Pittsburgh Steelers

[MrBug708]

Mike Penberthy. I'll bet Mrskippy knew him too

[mckerney]

Rick Barry

[korme]

whodi

[Swaggs]

God bless you two... :)

[mckerney]

Mr Bug and Shorty are here! We'll surely take the lead now. We can get to 1000 before they wake up.

[Swaggs]

Barry Foster

[korme]

bob sura

iom hit again lol

[mckerney]

And I think the Steelers have a shot this year. If their starting rotation stays healthy anyway.

[Swaggs]

Bam Morris

[korme]

cant sytay guyts frienda are downstairs

mckerney kqwhit and buggy also swaggs

keep it up. lets qwin

[mckerney]

Post

[Swaggs]

Eric Green

[mckerney]

kqwhit's not here...

[Neuqua]

Hi swaggs

[Swaggs]

Hey Neuq...
how was today?

[mckerney]

Neuqua!

[Neuqua]

it was aright, did u check out the ali g translator?

[mckerney]

And where did Mr. Bug go?

[Swaggs]

not yet... book marked it.

[mckerney]

Who's ali g?

[Swaggs]

a comedian... pretty funny stuff.

[mckerney]

601

[Neuqua]

so wait, what am i doing here?

[Swaggs]

trying to get you to 1000 FOFC posts...

[mckerney]

This is one I finished yesterday and I got 3.6 to go

[Neuqua]

I've been at FOFC for as long as I can remember, and I haven't reached 1000 posts yet?

[Swaggs]

pretty impressive...
.82 per day

[mckerney]

New page!

And you're also trying to win us immunity Neuqua. And remember, you're allowed to dola post, but we are not.

[Swaggs]

Let's name favorite Cubs players... one by one.

[Neuqua]

So I'm being used as a pawn

[mckerney]

Joe Mauer?

[Swaggs]

Sammy Sosa

[mckerney]

Not exactly. Our first motiv is to get you to 1000. Honestly.

Mark Prior

[Swaggs]

Kenny Loften

[mckerney]

Mark Prior

[Swaggs]

Aramis Ramirez

[mckerney]

Mark Prior

We're trying to help you Neuq, but can only do so if you let us. So please, for your sake, post as many times as you'd like here.

[Swaggs]

Be a brother Neuq...

[mckerney]

Mark Prior

This would be easier if shorty hadn't left us. What's he doing having friends anyway?

[Swaggs]

must be talking about his gerbils...

[mckerney]

he has gerbils? No fair... :(

[Swaggs]

he needs friends, man....

[Raven]

hello, Clarise

[mckerney]

Hey we're not that far behind anymore. If we can get shorty to delete his 22 posts in their thread we'll be doing pretty kick ass.

[Swaggs]

Hey Mr. Raven...

how's it going?

[mckerney]

Raven's here too? Sweet! Awesome. Poppin' Fresh!

[Raven]

tired dude. long day.

you?

[mckerney]

Long day here too. And I have to work all weekend. But only 4 more days of work before I'm done and go off to school.

[Swaggs]

Saw Freddy vs Jason.

It stunk, but the star was pretty hot.

[Raven]

who's the star?

what school mckerney?

[mckerney]

O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

[Swaggs]

Something Kenna, I think. She was on Dawson's Creek...

[Raven]

hmm....i know that quote....chasing amy?

[Swaggs]

that would be a shocker, for mckerney to quote a Kevin Smith movie... :)

[mckerney]

University of Minnesota Twin Cities. Currently in the College of Liberal Arts, but am going to transfer into their business school as long as I complete Microeconomics, Macroeconomics, Pre Calc and Calculus while getting a GPA of at least 3.8

[Raven]

i was a big Friday the 13th fan as a kid. but those new horrors don't interest me. I dont know if I grew out of them or they just got old.

Either way I have no interest in seeing it. I hear Tarantino has a new movie coming out. heard anything about that one?

[Swaggs]

New Texas Chainsaw Massacre coming out w/ Jessica Biel. She is mega-hot.

Yeah...I've seen previews. It has Uma Thurman in it. Doesn't look too great to me....

[mckerney]

Speaking of Tarantino, the quote is from Reservoir dogs, lines delievered by Tarantino.

Kill Bill should be good. I heard for one scence they used something like more than 100 gallons of fake blood.

[Swaggs]

Yeah... Kill Bill it is...

I saw the previews for Scary Movie III. Looked kinda funny... lots of stars.

[Raven]

ive taken all 4 of those classes. micro isnt that bad. its a pretty tangible course. its pretty easy to relate that class to real life.

macro is a little harder. but isnt too bad.

i dont know if you have taken any calc before, but those classes are a real bitch. ive always been really good at math, but once I got into calc it started to sometimes get a little too abstract. I took both classes this year, and am taking calc 2 this semester. not looking forward to it.

[Raven]

the best line from Reservoir Dogs might be the part where they are sitting at the diner and Steve Buscemi starts talking about why he doesnt tip. lets hear that one......

[mckerney]

I'm decent at math and took one Pre Calc course in high school, which was hard but made harder because the teacher was a real dick who instead of helping thought you'd learn better if he yelled at you when you didn't know anything. Needless to say, I didn't pay any attention.

[Swaggs]

let's hear the quote, mckerney... I dont' know it. :(

[mckerney]

Thanks for allowing me to post again Swaggs. I hate waiting too long. This is what I found at IMDB:

Mr. Blue: Our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay, but she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's something special? Take you out back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

[Swaggs]

you rule, mac... :)

[Raven]

that's only about a third of the conversation, but it will work.

let's talk music. what have you guys been listening to for the past month or so?

[Swaggs]

I haven't bought anything new for a long, long time... :(

I have been listening to some mixed up Counting Crows lately, though...

you?

[mckerney]

More:

Mr. Pink: I've been here a long fucking time and she's only refilled my coffee three times. I think she should be able to refill my coffee at least six times.
Nice Guy Eddie: Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.

Music:

I just bought the Counting Crows CD Hard Candy. And I was at a show the other day with all of my friends bands before they all head off to college.

[Raven]

the past week it's been the Sublime acoustic CD. it's pretty good, dont know why its taken me 4 years to buy it.

im looking forward to the new outkast next week. double cd. Andre and Big Boi each have their own cd included this time. should be interesting

[Swaggs]

I need to watch it again soon. I have it on DVD but have only watched it like once...

[mckerney]

Right not I'm listening to Ben Folds Live. Damn that's some great music.

[Swaggs]

Ben Folds is dating Claire Danes.

Bastard.

[Raven]

dont know much about Ben Folds, though ive heard his name quite a few times. what style of music does he play?

[mckerney]

Nerd Rock.

[Raven]

i heart charlize theron

[Raven]

she had that southern drawl in Bagger Vance......i fell in love

[Swaggs]

Originally posted by Raven
i heart charlize theron

Me too.

[mckerney]

Originally posted by Swaggs
Ben Folds is dating Claire Danes.

Bastard.

Ever since I saw you
On My So-Called Life
I've been writing you these letters
Asking you to be my wife
But its been almost a year
And still I've gotten no reply
I'm assuming you have met some other guy
So I sit in my room
Watch Romeo & Juliet
A thousand times
I wish I was as cool
As Leonardo is
But I'm not

I went on Jerry Springer
To confess my love to you
You said I didn't have a chance
And there was nothing I could do
You told me I was crazy
And wished that I was dead
You threw a chair right upside my head
Today I highjacked a plane
I wrote your name across the sky
Miss Clare Danes
But they were waiting on the ground
To take me straight to jail

Ever since I saw you
On My So-Called Life
I've been writing you these letters
Asking you to be my wife
But its been almost a year
And still I've gotten no reply
I'm assuming you have met some other guy
So I sit in my room
Watch Romeo & Juliet
A thousand times
I wish I was as cool
As Leonardo is
But I'm not

Im staring at your pictures
From my lonely little cell
I'm writing you this letter
To let you know i doing well
Until we meet again
You know I'll cry a thousand tears
And I'll see you in another twenty years
I'll see you in another twenty years
I'll see you in another twenty years






Just as long as he leaves Julia Stiles for me

[Swaggs]

I like Gwyneth Paltrow...

[mckerney]

Way to spread your comment out into two posts Raven.

I'll bet those Solecismics went to bed thinking that they'd already won. STILL UNDEFEATED!!!! (except for those first two challenges)

[Swaggs]

I still like Gwyneth Paltrow.

[mckerney]

And I still like Julia Stiles.

Less than 6 hours before the post counts close.

[Swaggs]

Julia Stiles keeps getting better looking, the older she gets...

Claire Forlani is a super hotty, too.

[Raven]

whats spreading my comments into 2 posts do?

[Swaggs]

make this thread grow and grow and grow...

[mckerney]

it means there's one more post in this thread

[Raven]

oh.

just made my selection in our fantasy football draft, Swaggs. 16 teams, christ! thats crazy. our teams are going to be diluted as shit.

with the 11th pick, i selected deuce mcallister

[Swaggs]

I know...

It should be competitive as hell...

[mckerney]

I took McAllister with the 12 pick in my draft

[Raven]

let's hear a quote from Good Will Hunting.

[mckerney]

Originally posted by Swaggs
Julia Stiles keeps getting better looking, the older she gets...

Agreed. I'm tempted to start watching A Guy Thing

[Swaggs]

How 'bout dem apples!

[mckerney]

First, a quote from Daimyo

Originally posted by HornsManiac:
This may be my retirement thread and it was completely unintentional.


Dude! If you walk away we'll only have Mrs Kippy left to entertain us!




And Good Will Hunting

I wanna be a shepherd. I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.



Damn, looks like I got now help now. Can't post until someone else does and were so fucking close...

[Swaggs]

I crashed... and we're still losing. :(

[Bee]

When does this end?

[Bee]

BTW, I saw where I'm not allowed to dola post.

[Bee]

But there's no penalty?

[Bee]

So...ummm...what does that mean?

[Bee]

Will stkelly spank me if I dola post?

[Bee]

oh boy!

[Bee]

:D

[Bee]

Which team does John Galt want to win btw?

[Bee]

I keep getting the teams confused. :(

[Bee]

Looks like it's pretty close though. Which is good.

[Bee]

what happens in case of a tie?

[Bee]

Does anyone know?

[Bee]

Have you ever felt like you are talking to yourself?

[Bee]

Any guesses as to what Jim's new game is going to be?

[Bee]

I think it's going to be baseball.

[Bee]

which sucks, cause I hate baseball.

[Bee]

A hockey game or basketball game would be ok, but there are other games in those sports on the way that look good.

[Bee]

The NASCAR idea was a good one.

[Bee]

Not sure if Jim would do that though.

[Bee]

He doesn't seem like the NASCAR type.

[Bee]

Oh Crap!

[Bee]

I just realized I've been dola posting.

[Bee]

That's against the rules!

[Bee]

Sorry about that stkelly!

[Bee]

I'll need to go back and delete all those posts.

[Bee]

In both threads!

[Bee]

err...that's way too much work. :D

[Bee]

sorry about that guys!

[mrsimperless]

I hope you guys win. You are all awesome. And quite colossal. Hey wait a minute, you guys voted me off the island!! I take it all back! If anything you are gargantuan, but I think colossal is giving you too much credit.

[Bee]

looks like this could go either way.

[Buccaneer]

Originally posted by Bee
I think it's going to be baseball.

That would really suck. I like baseball but not that way Jim would do it.

[Swaggs]

Go Squid!

[mckerney]

Hooo Ray for the squids. We're in first now!

[Swaggs]

Woot.

Let's just keep playing.

[mckerney]

a'ight

tucker missed the last challenge and only posted here twice? We could have used his help :(

[sony]

hi

[Calzone]

yio

[Swaggs]

Soon, stkelly will see who the true victors in this challenge are. :)

[mckerney]

either way we're the true victors. Our strategy of purposely losing to get rid of the weaker members is going perfectly. :)