List Your Arnold For Governor Jokes Here...

[Chief Rum]

What was Arnold's bedroom nickname in his younger, friskier sex-and-drugs days?

The Sperminator.

CR

[mckerney]

Anarchy Means I Litter

[andy m]

what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?

[mckerney]

Wait, I got one:

So Arnold and Trogdor the Burninator go into a bar in San Francisco, what happens?

Trogdor crushes the villagers and burns their huts down while avoiding the knights.

[mckerney]

Originally posted by andy m
what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?

Jesse Ventura being a governor?

Wait, that's not funny, that's just scary. :(




Oh, and I got another one:

Arnold has two kids and a homocidal maniac tells him he can only keep one. Which one does Arnold let him kill?

[fantastic flying froggies]

Originally posted by andy m
what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?

Apparently Gary Coleman is also a candidate. Funnier ?

[Franklinnoble]

So is Gallagher.

[Franklinnoble]

dola... I think "pathetic" is the word you're looking for.