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Abe Sargent
09-02-2003, 02:04 PM
No seriously it does. Recently, after I sit for a while, the bone starts to send messages to my brain telling me to stand up. It hurts badly. This never used to happen.

Is assbone hurting a sign of age? Will my assbone get better? Or do I have cancer of the assbone?

-Anxiety
cuervo72
09-02-2003, 02:05 PM
Have you had a good BM yet today?
WilliamFeldman
09-02-2003, 02:06 PM
Theres an obvious joke about a trout and a rectum, but really... its just too easy.
GrantDawg
09-02-2003, 02:06 PM
TMI. TMI.
Fritz
09-02-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by GrantDawg
TMI. TMI.

again with the "turbo massaging indexfinger"
Franklinnoble
09-02-2003, 02:12 PM
Try one of those newfangled coffee enemas.

Seriously... how old are you? Might not hurt to get your prostate checked... either that, or you've got hemorrhoids.
The Afoci
09-02-2003, 02:54 PM
Sorry, I was out of lub and used butter. Didn't think you would notice. I don't recall hemorrhoids, but you might want to check anyway.
sabotai
09-02-2003, 03:05 PM
*looks in an antomy textbook*

Nope, sorry. I don't see an "assbone" here.
Franklinnoble
09-02-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Might not hurt to get your prostate checked...

I'm quoting myself out of context... just because, upon further review, it looks funnier this way...
cuervo72
09-02-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by sabotai
*looks in an antomy textbook*

Nope, sorry. I don't see an "assbone" here.

Try coccyx.
EagleFan
09-02-2003, 03:13 PM
Didn't happen to have a review at work recently?
JeeberD
09-02-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Anxiety
My assbone hurts

-Anxiety

That's what happens when you hang out with Fritz and Marm...
CamEdwards
09-02-2003, 07:59 PM
I cracked my tailbone when I was in 7th grade. It felt a lot like what you're going through. There's nothing you can do about it (you certainly can't put your ass in a cast). Just have to grin and bear it for awhile.
ice4277
09-02-2003, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Anxiety
No seriously it does. Recently, after I sit for a while, the bone starts to send messages to my brain telling me to stand up. It hurts badly. This never used to happen.

Is assbone hurting a sign of age? Will my assbone get better? Or do I have cancer of the assbone?

-Anxiety

Maybe your body is telling you to get your ass out of your chair and do some work for once ;)